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    #32
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Dudess wrote: »
    Kazobel, keep it civil.

    He's been warned about it already. He follows me around just to insult me because me being TS seems to offend him :rolleyes:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055205457


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    #33
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Pigman II wrote: »
    You're already getting scampi.

    What are you talking about? Have you seen the price of crisps these days?


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    #34
    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Crisp bag. Turn it inside out and you have a flavoured one. Salt & vinegar or smokey bacon?

    If it's S&Vs, be 100% SURE to turn it inside out!


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    #35
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Aw, OUCH!!!












    But then after a few seconds, mmmm... tingly...


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    #36
    AlmightyCushion
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    obl wrote: »
    If it's S&Vs, be 100% SURE to turn it inside out!

    Definitely, if you lick her out later then she'll taste like s&v crisps. Win, win situation.


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    #37
    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    DesF wrote: »
    What's that Durex one with the anasthetic in it that's supposed to make you last longer?

    These ones
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    #38
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Kazobel wrote: »
    He's been warned about it already. He follows me around just to insult me because me being TS seems to offend him :rolleyes:
    I was merely pointing out that people in glass houses should not throw stones.
    Kazobel wrote: »
    Oh get off your high horse tranny bashing sh*t, it was obviously a joke that you're probably jealous you didn't spot first :rolleyes: are you just going to follow me around the boards now trying to get my attention? there's a word for that you know, if this was a schoolyard you would be soooo pulling my pigtails right now.

    I have been a poster in AH for over a year now. If anything you followed me. If you were in a school yard you would get beaten up daily.


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    #39
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Kazobel , the lastangryman: Shut up. Next time I see either of you being petty little bitches, I'll ban you. That is all.
    That's the end of that 'discussion'; back to the original...


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    #40
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Those BillyBoy condoms are good for a laugh! They come in all sorts of ridiculous colours and flavours, although my bf has the same complaint about them that a lot of posters have about durex - too small. Also they're kinda thick, like wearing a sock on ur cock.:D


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    #41
    manTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭manTime


    Leave Kazobel alone alternative lifestyles are nothing to be ashamed of

    as for condoms probably featherlite. I dont usually wear them to be honest because they generally tear in tight spaces plus pregnancy is not an issue with me.


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    #42
    Kazobel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Kazobel


    Karoma wrote: »
    Kazobel , the lastangryman: Shut up. Next time I see either of you being petty little bitches, I'll ban you. That is all.
    That's the end of that 'discussion'; back to the original...

    Fair enough, all I want is not to be stalked


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    #43
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Kazobel wrote: »
    Fair enough, all I want is not to be stalked

    I want to be rid of you too. Alas it is a forum for the free exchange of ideas and opinions.


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    #44
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    For the last time: Shut up. ¬_¬


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    #45
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Durex Confort or Plesuremax


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    #46
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Durex extra sensitive ones are nice for a quick posh. Wouldn't use them for the real thing though, they just feel too thin.

    My ex girlfriend never let me use condoms, because she hated the smell of burning rubber :)


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    #47
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    barneysplash wrote: »
    Durex extra sensitive ones are nice for a quick posh. Wouldn't use them for the real thing though, they just feel too thin.

    My ex girlfriend never let me use condoms, because she hated the smell of burning rubber :)

    LOL!

    Durex Saturn smell vile, like old tyres or something! Bit of a passion killer:o


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    #48
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    manTime wrote: »
    Leave Kazobel alone alternative lifestyles are nothing to be ashamed of

    as for condoms probably featherlite. I dont usually wear them to be honest because they generally tear in tight spaces plus pregnancy is not an issue with me.
    manTime, it's getting old now.


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    #49
    Im_No_Superman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭Im_No_Superman


    barneysplash wrote:
    My ex girlfriend never let me use condoms, because she hated the smell of burning rubber

    Is that because you were so quick?! ;)


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    #50
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    Im_No_Superman wrote: »
    Is that because you were so quick?! ;)


    Quick? Me? Never.

    I could show any woman in here the best 53 seconds of her life.


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    #51
    andyl222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭andyl222


    yore ma!!!!


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    #52
    Dudess
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    *groan* andyl222: read the charter re "Yore ma!"


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    #53
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    andyl222 wrote: »
    yore ma!!!!

    Its not in context so it could warrant a warning. Just saying.


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    #54
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    barneysplash wrote: »
    Quick? Me? Never.

    I could show any woman in here the best 53 seconds of her life.
    how fast are you without the foreplay?


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    #55
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    I'm not pushed about the particular brand. I think its important to use condoms, for obvious reasons, but things tend to feel better if you cut the ends off them.


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    #56
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Putting on a condom can ruin the spontaneity of sex, but it's a small price.


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    #57
    barneysplash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    kbannon wrote: »
    how fast are you without the foreplay?

    Touché :)


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    #58
    RSHC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭RSHC


    Durex Featherlight ... love them but do have to admit they're very tight!!


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    #59
    andyl222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭andyl222


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    Its not in context so it could warrant a warning. Just saying.

    hahhaa no way, i didnt realise that!!! retracting the 'yore ma' comment as of now... although i defend its place in context to the subject matter, u can use people as condoms....


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    #60
    andyl222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭andyl222


    Dudess wrote: »
    Putting on a condom can ruin the spontaneity of sex, but it's a small price.
    not if you wear one all the time, its a trick they teach you in the scouts.


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    #61
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Dudess wrote: »
    Putting on a condom can ruin the spontaneity of sex, but it's a small price.
    How? Sex happens every fourth friday, so there isn't any spontaneity to it!


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