Cheekiest thing you've ever done?

Cheeky_gal

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

galwayrush

Mooned in a Hotel Bar after the Rush concert in Birmingham last October, we decided to have a Hairy Arse Contest, the winner, a bald Scotsman was runaway winner.

Jesus Wept

I'm sure you have too. You didn't get the name cheeky_gal for that, so spill the beans cheeky gal.

We're all ears.

admiralofthefleet

me and a mate mooned and pulled our arse cheeks as far open as possible into the window of burger king on o connell street donkeys years ago

Pighead

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

Ooh you're a cheeky gal alright Cheeky_gal.

Pighead has a similar story.

Went into Club M in Temple Bar a few years ago with a condom bought from a pharmacy and a towel bought in Michael Guineys. Pulled the trousers and under-trousersw down, put on the condom, made love to the ugliest girl there, pulled the condom off and dried the old todger with the new towel.

Those were the days, those were the cheeky days.

GerryRyan

Mmh, not really bare arsed cheek, but ever since I got my student card (3 months ago) I've been milking the 'any chance of a student discount?' bit like there's no tomorrow.

Ha, I tried it in McDonalds yesterday and caught the lad off guard. His manager wasn't there and after me convincing him the other places do it all the time he gave in. So euro-saver menu is now 85c for me

Cheeky or wha' ?

Don't think I'll try it down the local tho

Sea Sharp

I convinced two girls to experiment with lesbianism. I then suggested to take it a bit further. They said that I would have to kiss a male first, I laughed i their faces and proceeded to walk off.

cornbb

I went into Eason's in Limerick and asked if they stocked Human Feculence Monthly. The kindly lady said no, she didn't think they did, and asked a colleague who replied the same. Thankfully neither of them knew what I was on about.

Cheeky_gal

Pighead wrote: »

Went into Club M in Temple Bar a few years ago with a condom bought from a pharmacy and a towel bought in Michael Guineys. Pulled the trousers and under-trousersw down, put on the condom, made love to the ugliest girl there, pulled the condom off and dried the old todger with the new towel.

Those were the days, those were the cheeky days.

Similar again but not quite. Back in 1st yr (13), the teacher left the classroom for something so i put a sanitary pad on her desk. When she came back she was in shock while everyone exploded laughing. She got very offended and really pissed off, asked who had done it, kept quiet as did everyone, so she left (putting the pad in the bin on her way out) while going to get the principal, I got up, took it out of the bin and put it back on the desk! lol!

Lets just say I never ever stepped out of line in that class again...

l3LoWnA

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

Weren't you the cheeky gal who thought it excessively rude of people to chat in a cafe after they've "wellllll" finished their coffees? Wonder how you'd have felt if you were left standing whilst you saw a girl coming un with her bagel and coffee from another premises and taking the last seat in the shop!

GerryRyan

You fool. A quick man-kiss wouldn't be much to sacrifice given the situation. Unless they got all american-pie-like on ya.

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I convinced two girls to experiment with lesbianism. I then suggested to take it a bit further. They said that I would have to kiss a male first, I laughed i their faces and proceeded to walk off.

Pighead

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Similar again but not quite. Back in 1st yr (13), the teacher left the classroom for something so i put a sanitary pad on her desk. When she came back she was in shock while everyone exploded laughing. She got very offended and really pissed off, asked who had done it, kept quiet as did everyone, so she left (putting the pad in the bin on her way out) while going to get the principal, I got up, took it out of the bin and put it back on the desk! lol!

Lets just say I never ever stepped out of line in that class again...

If you were Pigheads child you'd be fcuked out on your ear quicker than you could say "Has anybody got the number for an adoption agency?"

Cheeky_gal

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Weren't you the cheeky gal who thought it excessively rude of people to chat in a cafe after they've "wellllll" finished their coffees? Wonder how you'd have felt if you were left standing whilst you saw a girl coming un with her bagel and coffee from another premises and taking the last seat in the shop!

ha! I was indeed reader but lets forget about that...:D

l3LoWnA

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

ha! I was indeed reader but lets forget about that...:D

Hah! Okie dokes! Can't think of my cheeky moments but I'm an extremely cheeky person (not in a rude way....I hope) Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add) God I've never EVER seen this man embarrassed but he went beetroot. Was nice to see I can have that effect on people

A few months ago a gang of girls from work (including myself) all headed out for a night. One of the girls told the bouncers (who all happen to know me as I'm a regular in that particular club) that it was my HEN night (there were about 10 of us) so they let me in free, and my friends at a reduced rate - I was mortified. I didn't want to get in free. That was cheeky I suppose.

Cheeky_gal

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Hah! Okie dokes! Can't think of my cheeky moments but I'm an extremely cheeky person (not in a rude way....I hope) Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add) God I've never EVER seen this man embarrassed but he went beetroot. Was nice to see I can have that effect on people
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ahahahahahaha! Thats brilliant!

Volvoboy

I swear at people.

PeadarofAodh

Once I put a brick through some guy's car window and robbed his radio without asking if I could have it. I'm really cheeky, I am!

Oswald Osbourne

I once pulled on an old mans willie until it spat in my eye.

MagicMarker

Once, i washed the dishes, but didn't dry!!!:eek:

constitutionus

*ahem* yore ma !

cant believe no ones said that yet

leninbenjamin

I once had a teacher give out to me for something, i think it was for falling asleep in class... anyway long of the short in the course of giving out to me the teacher said "if you don't want to be here you can leave". so i picked up my bag and left the class room. that got me in an awful lot of crap that.


that's all i can think of.

l3LoWnA

oooooh when I was in 3rd class in primary school this b*tch of a teacher told me to "watch your tongue" so I stuck my stuck out as far as it would go, rolled my eyes downwards and inwards (ie. crosseyed) and said as best I could in that position "I can't!!"

Gave the Provost of Trinity College Rudi Giuliani's book entitled 'Leadership'.

Deliverance

Girl in a nightclub walks up to me and drops ice down my top. I was pissed off and shocked. She walked off in embarassment. Gathered myself, ordered a glass of ice from the barman and walked over to her and dropped it down her top, she had the same reaction as myself except I offered to get it out for her. The rest is history, if you know what I mean. Hey your only young once.

radioactiveman

One time - on paddy's day we all got chips... I was messing with the salt sachets in the back of the car on the way home (was about 10 or 11) and emptied all of them into a bottle of water... it was the only bottle we had left
my dad was driving in the front, pissed off after the day, big thick head on him dying with the thirst- asks for the water. I give it to him and he duly gulps it down. Jesus he went fookin nuts, spat the water out the window, was thick for the rest of the journey home
was worth it though!

JohnCleary

Not the cheekiest, but the first thing that comes into my head...

Up at the WRC in Sligo there the last week, we try and get into Clarion Hotel, Rally HQ

"Excuse me sir, have you got a pass"
"Do you honestly think i'm going to bother with a pass the damn thing gets in the way, i'm in a rush for god's sake"
"Sorry sir, cant let you in"
"Whats your god damn name, it'll be your fault if that official in there (points at random person) doesnt get XX message now"
"go on ahead sir"

Then I proceed into the bar and have a big feed. I go to pay and the barman asks "Are you an official", I reply "Yeah" (sure why not!) and his reply "No need to pay at the moment" ... So I walk out, belly full, wallet not touched and a smug look on my face.

If i'd known at the time I wouldnt have to pay I would have had a proper meal

Americans, eat out of the palm of my hand.
I get away with murder over there, I think it's the pasty skin and accent.
Smile and throw in a twinkly eyed "Ah go on" and you can name your price for practically anything. And they get a happy letting you away with it!
I blagged a free flight home last time.

2 stroke

Wrapped the ladies toilet seats with clingfilm and removed most of the lightbulbs.

Procasinator

Ain't that cheeky, but one I can remember recently was a girl turned around looking shocked in a nightclub. I asked her was the matter, and she said someone had slapped her ass (turns out it was a mate, and it t'was also lovely bottom). I said it "wasn't me anyhow", to which she replied "oh yeah I know", to which I replied "I really wanted to though. Can I?" she said "Okay" bent over slightly and I gave a gentle slap and said thank you.

Vodka and red bull, it puts you in autopilot. I hadn't even realise what was going on until it was over. Sleazy things done in a very polite manner. It was cheeky in more than one way, ya get it! Right, I'll close the door on the way out.

Mr.Nice Guy

When I was about 9 or 10 myself and my best friend had a falling out with some guys we'd been pals with, most of whom were in their teens, so we decided to draw some nasty pictures of them and leave them in the place we all used to hang out, which was this clearing near a park. We drew pictures of them as stinking hobos and revealed who they fancied etc and stuck them on some branches. Well we saw them head down there and we got a spot to watch the drama unfold. Anyway they came out with very angry and bemused looks on their faces and cursing the high heavens. They saw us spying on them and chased us and nearly caught us but luckily our little legs managed to make it to the porch of my mate's house and sweet freedom. They said they'd beat us up but they didn't. Instead they told our parents who were mightily pissed off at us. Good times.

Wacker

Back in my student days I worked in a newsagent part-time, and I was a cheeky f*cker all day long. My favourite example was when this fat fifteen year old or so kid was in, and he was buying pick n' mix. He bought £7 (pre-euro days) of just milk teeth. I promptly informed him that he was a fat b*stard.
Well he was!

dodgyme

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

me and a mate mooned and pulled our arse cheeks as far open as possible into the window of burger king on o connell street donkeys years ago

mooning is pathetic for this thread. no inventiveness

Procasinator

Wacker wrote: »

My favourite example was when this fat fifteen year old or so kid was in, and he was buying pick n' mix. He bought £7 (pre-euro days) of just milk teeth. I promptly informed him that he was a fat b*stard.
Well he was!

That ain't cheeky, that just harsh and completely lacking in imagination! For shame.

cormie

My dad used to work in a newsagents and one day a young girl came in to buy a few things including a banana, she went out to her dad who was waiting in the car after she paid and a few seconds later he came in screaming and shouting saying "look a the the f**king banana, it's black! Would you eat that??" my dad took it off him and eat the whole thing and just said "mmmm yum, have you any more?", that shut him up and just walked out:D

I had this one teacher in school who would give out lines if you stepped out of line, these weren't just "I must do my homework on time" x 50, they were about 2 paragraphs long each! Anyway, I got a fair whack of them one day and usually when people handed up their lines to him, they'd have about 5 a4 pages front and back full of them. So I got the thinnest pen I could find and wrote in the smallest possible writing, every line, word for word, it was all there, but it only took up maybe the front and back of a copy book page torn in two. He wasn't impressed and told me to do them again, so I got mammy on the case and got her to write a note saying the lines were done and he accepted them.

A few weeks ago I was in the market for a pair of cycling shoes, one site was £3 cheaper than another, but they didn't have my size, so I asked the other site would they beat the price. They were only £3 dearer so I thought it was worth a go, but they wouldn't, they said they were losing out money on shipping. So I ordered anyway and added a little thing to the order saying since they couldn't beat the price, feel free to throw in a water bottle for free, with a HAHA at the end

I got the package and the shipping was £10 something, about £3 dearer than what they charged me for shipping and hey hey, there was a water bottle thrown in too:D

I've got the cheekiest ever idea for a business, it's hilarious and a great idea and would earn quite a bit of money, It's so cheeky it would probably be shut down, a new law would be made against it even, even though it's perfectly legal at the moment... but.. I can't say what it is

halfinch

I've got the cheekiest ever idea for a business, it's hilarious and a great idea and would earn quite a bit of money, It's so cheeky it would probably be shut down, a new law would be made against it even, even though it's perfectly legal at the moment... but.. I can't say what it is

Ah gwan

Wacker

Procasinator wrote: »

That ain't cheeky, that just harsh and completely lacking in imagination! For shame.

Maybe, but I delivered it in a cheeky manner, if that helps? He laughed rather than cried.

andyl222

In the pub a large rotund girl was sitting with her back to us and her immense thong was protruding from the back of her jeans. I went and got a few pictures taken with it as you do(much like in the zoo etc).... she noticed,turned around and threw a drink over me, so I got her fooked out of the pub and barred....hahahahaha... fat people.....

stooge

When I was about 6 or 7 in primary school, during one of the breaks an older kid dared me to break the pencils of everyone in his class. He didnt think I'd do it, but I promptly walked into the empty classroom and broke everyones pencils in two (about 20). needless to say, the teacher got me after the break and asked me why I'd done it, I said to him with tears welling up in my eyes that the older kid told me to do it otherwise he'd beat me up... no punishment for me but the older kid got into a bit of **** for that!

Was just thinking there about a previous post regarding doing lines in school. Do you think that with all the rainforests being cleared you could get away with writing one line in pencil on the smallest piece of paper and say to the teacher that you rubbed it out and wrote it 50 times to save paper?? Now THAT would be cheeky!

spooiirt!!

I took a dump in the parking lot of a Burger king a few weeks ago for 20 euro.

Lockstep

andyl222 wrote: »

In the pub a large rotund girl was sitting with her back to us and her immense thong was protruding from the back of her jeans. I went and got a few pictures taken with it as you do(much like in the zoo etc).... she noticed,turned around and threw a drink over me, so I got her fooked out of the pub and barred....hahahahaha... fat people.....

I demand photos.


I'm the cheekiest scamp here.
a few days ago I murdered a woman and buried her in the woods.

Terry

andyl222 wrote: »

In the pub a large rotund girl was sitting with her back to us and her immense thong was protruding from the back of her jeans. I went and got a few pictures taken with it as you do(much like in the zoo etc).... she noticed,turned around and threw a drink over me, so I got her fooked out of the pub and barred....hahahahaha... fat people.....

That's not being cheeky.
That's being a complete wanker.

Bendihorse

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add)

Jeany people who 'wink' especially girls make me cringe - i dont know what it is but it creeps me out... NOT an attractive trait IMO.
I go red when people wink at me too, not because i like it or them, just because its so sleezy i want to slap them.

Nerin

once called out the girlfriends sisters name for a laugh.
she was not impressed....

tampopo

cormie wrote: »

So I got the thinnest pen I could find and wrote in the smallest possible writing, every line, word for word, it was all there, but it only took up maybe the front and back of a copy book page torn in two. He wasn't impressed

I did that too. Myles Dungan was the teacher.


I fed pork to a muslim and told him it was turkey.

mise_me_fein

Well it's not really that cheeky but I call my mate up a lot at work but I usually have to go through the receptionist who is Polish. So when I'm asked who's calling I always make up names or tell her I'm someone famous and because of the iron curtain she thinks it legit.

Like one day I'll be Mike Hunt and the day I'll be Marty Mc Fly.

Alan, it's Marty Mc Fly on line 1.

I was working in Ulster Bank and I was doing my months notice as I was moving to a brokers so they stupidly put me on the phones. This was my second last day. I still worked hard etc etc but I got stressed out this one day & I was talking to some bitch of a solicitor. She was shouting at me about how long she was holding and why the mortgage she was ringing about hadn't issued and I just started feeling sorry for myself by saying'' Well is that my fault?'','' no but your bank is incompetent'''she replies ' ''Its hardly my bank now is it ?''I said '' I would like to speak to your manager about the cheek you are giving me'' She said in a serious low toned voice. ''Not a chance''I said half in laughter and hung up the phone. She rang back and went nuts but noone found out it was me. I laughed the rest of the day.

mise_me_fein

mise_me_fein wrote: »

Well it's not really that cheeky but I call my mate up a lot at work but I usually have to go through the receptionist who is Polish. So when I'm asked who's calling I always make up names or tell her I'm someone famous and because of the iron curtain she thinks it legit.

Like one day I'll be Mike Hunt and the day I'll be Marty Mc Fly.

Alan, it's Marty Mc Fly on line 1.

Thats actually really funny.

Procasinator

Bendihorse wrote: »

I go red when people wink at me too, not because i like it or them, just because its so sleezy i want to slap them.

You like it a bit rough-and-tough hey!

Cheeky_gal

I'd say I've done my maths homework approximately 5 times this year since september with 4 classes a week! He goes around checking peoples homework every class and I've gotten away with holding random maths classwork pages open every time followed by a "well done, very neat X"! Ha!

Likewise with other subjects, always holding other peoples homework open and takin full credit then giving it back to them....it's great!

Pighead

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd say I've done my maths homework approximately 5 times this year since september with 4 classes a week! He goes around checking peoples homework every class and I've gotten away with holding random maths classwork pages open every time followed by a "well done, very neat X"! Ha!

Likewise with other subjects, always holding other peoples homework open and takin full credit then giving it back to them....it's great!

You won't be laughing when you fail your Mathematic Exams and up working as a cheap two bit hooker down Benburb St.

Theres nothing cheeky about sucking some 74 year old mans rancid todger.

TPD

Today, went to some boring art gallery for student development class. Sitting quietly having rolled-up paper swordfights, when one of the teachers accompanying us said if we didnt want to be there, theres the door (while pointing at the door). Said 'Cheers, didnt see it.' and left.