Cheekiest thing you've ever done?

Cheeky_gal · 05-12-2007 09:37PM #1

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

galwayrush · 05-12-2007 09:40PM

Mooned in a Hotel Bar after the Rush concert in Birmingham last October, we decided to have a Hairy Arse Contest, the winner, a bald Scotsman was runaway winner.

Jesus Wept · 05-12-2007 09:41PM

I'm sure you have too. You didn't get the name cheeky_gal for that, so spill the beans cheeky gal.

We're all ears.

admiralofthefleet · 05-12-2007 09:43PM

me and a mate mooned and pulled our arse cheeks as far open as possible into the window of burger king on o connell street donkeys years ago

Pighead · 05-12-2007 09:44PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

Ooh you're a cheeky gal alright Cheeky_gal.

Pighead has a similar story.

Went into Club M in Temple Bar a few years ago with a condom bought from a pharmacy and a towel bought in Michael Guineys. Pulled the trousers and under-trousersw down, put on the condom, made love to the ugliest girl there, pulled the condom off and dried the old todger with the new towel.

Those were the days, those were the cheeky days.

GerryRyan · 05-12-2007 09:51PM

Mmh, not really bare arsed cheek, but ever since I got my student card (3 months ago) I've been milking the 'any chance of a student discount?' bit like there's no tomorrow.

Ha, I tried it in McDonalds yesterday and caught the lad off guard. His manager wasn't there and after me convincing him the other places do it all the time he gave in. So euro-saver menu is now 85c for me

Cheeky or wha' ?

Don't think I'll try it down the local tho

Sea Sharp · 05-12-2007 09:58PM

I convinced two girls to experiment with lesbianism. I then suggested to take it a bit further. They said that I would have to kiss a male first, I laughed i their faces and proceeded to walk off.

cornbb · 05-12-2007 10:01PM

I went into Eason's in Limerick and asked if they stocked Human Feculence Monthly. The kindly lady said no, she didn't think they did, and asked a colleague who replied the same. Thankfully neither of them knew what I was on about.

Cheeky_gal · 05-12-2007 10:01PM

Pighead wrote: »

Went into Club M in Temple Bar a few years ago with a condom bought from a pharmacy and a towel bought in Michael Guineys. Pulled the trousers and under-trousersw down, put on the condom, made love to the ugliest girl there, pulled the condom off and dried the old todger with the new towel.

Those were the days, those were the cheeky days.

Similar again but not quite. Back in 1st yr (13), the teacher left the classroom for something so i put a sanitary pad on her desk. When she came back she was in shock while everyone exploded laughing. She got very offended and really pissed off, asked who had done it, kept quiet as did everyone, so she left (putting the pad in the bin on her way out) while going to get the principal, I got up, took it out of the bin and put it back on the desk! lol!

Lets just say I never ever stepped out of line in that class again...

l3LoWnA · 05-12-2007 10:02PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I went into O'briens on Abbey st there yesterday at around 4pm with a bagel I had bought and a coffee which I had also bought from Insomnia and sat down and just asked for a plate.

Helped myself to their metro paper too and grabbed a big cosy couch in the corner.

I'm sure I've done a lot worse...but can't think right now.

Weren't you the cheeky gal who thought it excessively rude of people to chat in a cafe after they've "wellllll" finished their coffees? Wonder how you'd have felt if you were left standing whilst you saw a girl coming un with her bagel and coffee from another premises and taking the last seat in the shop!

GerryRyan · 05-12-2007 10:02PM

You fool. A quick man-kiss wouldn't be much to sacrifice given the situation. Unless they got all american-pie-like on ya.

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I convinced two girls to experiment with lesbianism. I then suggested to take it a bit further. They said that I would have to kiss a male first, I laughed i their faces and proceeded to walk off.

Pighead · 05-12-2007 10:03PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Similar again but not quite. Back in 1st yr (13), the teacher left the classroom for something so i put a sanitary pad on her desk. When she came back she was in shock while everyone exploded laughing. She got very offended and really pissed off, asked who had done it, kept quiet as did everyone, so she left (putting the pad in the bin on her way out) while going to get the principal, I got up, took it out of the bin and put it back on the desk! lol!

Lets just say I never ever stepped out of line in that class again...

If you were Pigheads child you'd be fcuked out on your ear quicker than you could say "Has anybody got the number for an adoption agency?"

Cheeky_gal · 05-12-2007 10:03PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Weren't you the cheeky gal who thought it excessively rude of people to chat in a cafe after they've "wellllll" finished their coffees? Wonder how you'd have felt if you were left standing whilst you saw a girl coming un with her bagel and coffee from another premises and taking the last seat in the shop!

ha! I was indeed reader but lets forget about that...:D

l3LoWnA · 05-12-2007 10:09PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

ha! I was indeed reader but lets forget about that...:D

Hah! Okie dokes! Can't think of my cheeky moments but I'm an extremely cheeky person (not in a rude way....I hope) Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add) God I've never EVER seen this man embarrassed but he went beetroot. Was nice to see I can have that effect on people

A few months ago a gang of girls from work (including myself) all headed out for a night. One of the girls told the bouncers (who all happen to know me as I'm a regular in that particular club) that it was my HEN night (there were about 10 of us) so they let me in free, and my friends at a reduced rate - I was mortified. I didn't want to get in free. That was cheeky I suppose.

Cheeky_gal · 05-12-2007 10:23PM

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Hah! Okie dokes! Can't think of my cheeky moments but I'm an extremely cheeky person (not in a rude way....I hope) Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add) God I've never EVER seen this man embarrassed but he went beetroot. Was nice to see I can have that effect on people
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ahahahahahaha! Thats brilliant!

Volvoboy · 05-12-2007 10:31PM

I swear at people.

PeadarofAodh · 05-12-2007 10:38PM

Once I put a brick through some guy's car window and robbed his radio without asking if I could have it. I'm really cheeky, I am!

Oswald Osbourne · 05-12-2007 11:04PM

I once pulled on an old mans willie until it spat in my eye.

MagicMarker · 05-12-2007 11:21PM

Once, i washed the dishes, but didn't dry!!!:eek:

constitutionus · 05-12-2007 11:59PM

*ahem* yore ma !

cant believe no ones said that yet

leninbenjamin · 06-12-2007 12:09AM

I once had a teacher give out to me for something, i think it was for falling asleep in class... anyway long of the short in the course of giving out to me the teacher said "if you don't want to be here you can leave". so i picked up my bag and left the class room. that got me in an awful lot of crap that.

that's all i can think of.

l3LoWnA · 06-12-2007 12:11AM

oooooh when I was in 3rd class in primary school this b*tch of a teacher told me to "watch your tongue" so I stuck my stuck out as far as it would go, rolled my eyes downwards and inwards (ie. crosseyed) and said as best I could in that position "I can't!!"

06-12-2007 12:22AM

Gave the Provost of Trinity College Rudi Giuliani's book entitled 'Leadership'.

Deliverance · 06-12-2007 12:24AM

Girl in a nightclub walks up to me and drops ice down my top. I was pissed off and shocked. She walked off in embarassment. Gathered myself, ordered a glass of ice from the barman and walked over to her and dropped it down her top, she had the same reaction as myself except I offered to get it out for her. The rest is history, if you know what I mean. Hey your only young once.

radioactiveman · 06-12-2007 12:38AM

One time - on paddy's day we all got chips... I was messing with the salt sachets in the back of the car on the way home (was about 10 or 11) and emptied all of them into a bottle of water... it was the only bottle we had left
my dad was driving in the front, pissed off after the day, big thick head on him dying with the thirst- asks for the water. I give it to him and he duly gulps it down. Jesus he went fookin nuts, spat the water out the window, was thick for the rest of the journey home
was worth it though!

JohnCleary · 06-12-2007 01:46AM

Not the cheekiest, but the first thing that comes into my head...

Up at the WRC in Sligo there the last week, we try and get into Clarion Hotel, Rally HQ

"Excuse me sir, have you got a pass"
"Do you honestly think i'm going to bother with a pass the damn thing gets in the way, i'm in a rush for god's sake"
"Sorry sir, cant let you in"
"Whats your god damn name, it'll be your fault if that official in there (points at random person) doesnt get XX message now"
"go on ahead sir"

Then I proceed into the bar and have a big feed. I go to pay and the barman asks "Are you an official", I reply "Yeah" (sure why not!) and his reply "No need to pay at the moment" ... So I walk out, belly full, wallet not touched and a smug look on my face.

If i'd known at the time I wouldnt have to pay I would have had a proper meal

06-12-2007 03:09AM

Americans, eat out of the palm of my hand.
I get away with murder over there, I think it's the pasty skin and accent.
Smile and throw in a twinkly eyed "Ah go on" and you can name your price for practically anything. And they get a happy letting you away with it!
I blagged a free flight home last time.

2 stroke · 06-12-2007 11:24AM

Wrapped the ladies toilet seats with clingfilm and removed most of the lightbulbs.

Procasinator · 06-12-2007 11:43AM

Ain't that cheeky, but one I can remember recently was a girl turned around looking shocked in a nightclub. I asked her was the matter, and she said someone had slapped her ass (turns out it was a mate, and it t'was also lovely bottom). I said it "wasn't me anyhow", to which she replied "oh yeah I know", to which I replied "I really wanted to though. Can I?" she said "Okay" bent over slightly and I gave a gentle slap and said thank you.

Vodka and red bull, it puts you in autopilot. I hadn't even realise what was going on until it was over. Sleazy things done in a very polite manner. It was cheeky in more than one way, ya get it! Right, I'll close the door on the way out.

Mr.Nice Guy · 06-12-2007 11:49AM

When I was about 9 or 10 myself and my best friend had a falling out with some guys we'd been pals with, most of whom were in their teens, so we decided to draw some nasty pictures of them and leave them in the place we all used to hang out, which was this clearing near a park. We drew pictures of them as stinking hobos and revealed who they fancied etc and stuck them on some branches. Well we saw them head down there and we got a spot to watch the drama unfold. Anyway they came out with very angry and bemused looks on their faces and cursing the high heavens. They saw us spying on them and chased us and nearly caught us but luckily our little legs managed to make it to the porch of my mate's house and sweet freedom. They said they'd beat us up but they didn't. Instead they told our parents who were mightily pissed off at us. Good times.

Wacker · 06-12-2007 11:50AM

Back in my student days I worked in a newsagent part-time, and I was a cheeky f*cker all day long. My favourite example was when this fat fifteen year old or so kid was in, and he was buying pick n' mix. He bought £7 (pre-euro days) of just milk teeth. I promptly informed him that he was a fat b*stard.
Well he was!

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