Cheekiest thing you've ever done?

My dad used to work in a newsagents and one day a young girl came in to buy a few things including a banana, she went out to her dad who was waiting in the car after she paid and a few seconds later he came in screaming and shouting saying "look a the the f**king banana, it's black! Would you eat that??" my dad took it off him and eat the whole thing and just said "mmmm yum, have you any more?", that shut him up and just walked out:D

I had this one teacher in school who would give out lines if you stepped out of line, these weren't just "I must do my homework on time" x 50, they were about 2 paragraphs long each! Anyway, I got a fair whack of them one day and usually when people handed up their lines to him, they'd have about 5 a4 pages front and back full of them. So I got the thinnest pen I could find and wrote in the smallest possible writing, every line, word for word, it was all there, but it only took up maybe the front and back of a copy book page torn in two. He wasn't impressed and told me to do them again, so I got mammy on the case and got her to write a note saying the lines were done and he accepted them.

A few weeks ago I was in the market for a pair of cycling shoes, one site was £3 cheaper than another, but they didn't have my size, so I asked the other site would they beat the price. They were only £3 dearer so I thought it was worth a go, but they wouldn't, they said they were losing out money on shipping. So I ordered anyway and added a little thing to the order saying since they couldn't beat the price, feel free to throw in a water bottle for free, with a HAHA at the end

I got the package and the shipping was £10 something, about £3 dearer than what they charged me for shipping and hey hey, there was a water bottle thrown in too:D

I've got the cheekiest ever idea for a business, it's hilarious and a great idea and would earn quite a bit of money, It's so cheeky it would probably be shut down, a new law would be made against it even, even though it's perfectly legal at the moment... but.. I can't say what it is

When I was about 6 or 7 in primary school, during one of the breaks an older kid dared me to break the pencils of everyone in his class. He didnt think I'd do it, but I promptly walked into the empty classroom and broke everyones pencils in two (about 20). needless to say, the teacher got me after the break and asked me why I'd done it, I said to him with tears welling up in my eyes that the older kid told me to do it otherwise he'd beat me up... no punishment for me but the older kid got into a bit of **** for that!

Was just thinking there about a previous post regarding doing lines in school. Do you think that with all the rainforests being cleared you could get away with writing one line in pencil on the smallest piece of paper and say to the teacher that you rubbed it out and wrote it 50 times to save paper?? Now THAT would be cheeky!

andyl222 wrote: »

In the pub a large rotund girl was sitting with her back to us and her immense thong was protruding from the back of her jeans. I went and got a few pictures taken with it as you do(much like in the zoo etc).... she noticed,turned around and threw a drink over me, so I got her fooked out of the pub and barred....hahahahaha... fat people.....

I demand photos.


I'm the cheekiest scamp here.
a few days ago I murdered a woman and buried her in the woods.

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Was at a meeting thing today with colleauges and one of the guys at the meeting mentioned that I was good at something. Something like "she's good at it though" so I said back with a wink "you're not so bad at it yourself" (very hot guy I might add)

Jeany people who 'wink' especially girls make me cringe - i dont know what it is but it creeps me out... NOT an attractive trait IMO.
I go red when people wink at me too, not because i like it or them, just because its so sleezy i want to slap them.

cormie wrote: »

So I got the thinnest pen I could find and wrote in the smallest possible writing, every line, word for word, it was all there, but it only took up maybe the front and back of a copy book page torn in two. He wasn't impressed

I did that too. Myles Dungan was the teacher.


I fed pork to a muslim and told him it was turkey.

Bendihorse wrote: »

I go red when people wink at me too, not because i like it or them, just because its so sleezy i want to slap them.

You like it a bit rough-and-tough hey!

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I'd say I've done my maths homework approximately 5 times this year since september with 4 classes a week! He goes around checking peoples homework every class and I've gotten away with holding random maths classwork pages open every time followed by a "well done, very neat X"! Ha!

Likewise with other subjects, always holding other peoples homework open and takin full credit then giving it back to them....it's great!

You won't be laughing when you fail your Mathematic Exams and up working as a cheap two bit hooker down Benburb St.

Theres nothing cheeky about sucking some 74 year old mans rancid todger.

look out this kittens got claws lol