Sick of ignorant girls.

Nimrod's Son

This thread reminds me of Hallowe'en night. I managed to knock out two drinks on two different occasions from the same girl's hand. Reddner! The worst part was that I wasn't drunk and I certainly wasn't come the end of the night either after spending most of my cash replacing spilt wine!

Wacker

I don't think I've ever had a drink knocked out of my head, but then I consider myself an expert at carrying them and anticipating what idiot is about to jump backwards or flail an arm. For that reason, I can't comment on which gender are more likely to pay their debts.
On the other hand, I've knocked dozens of drinks in my past. I used to dance like I was drowning, so it used to happen all the time. I offered to replace every one of them though. It was one of my biggest expenses when out.

Rob_l

I have knocked over whole tables of booze but never a drink from someones hand that would just be rude.

I agree OP women are disgraceful they should not be allowed out in public

Hail 2 Da Chimp

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I think you mean you follow the girls till you can spill your drink down their tops...

I uh... Thats never happened...

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Nimrod's Son

Wacker wrote: »

I don't think I've ever had a drink knocked out of my head

It would take some wallop for that to happen!

Wacker

Cheers! I'm not going to edit my post; your response was too good.

neuro-praxis

spooiirt!! wrote: »

If shes a real b1tch about it then you have to find some way of getting back at her.
-Buy a pint and pour it over her head
-Go outside and buy a few eggs, then when she leaves the club egg her
-spit on her ass while you pretend to tie your shoelace (my favourite)
-do what i do half the time anyway and ram your shoulder into her face while walking past her.

Um, you're a psychopath.

Kaldorn

you're not holding them properly,there is a method to holding two drinks and i personally wouldnt hold any more that 2 especially in a packed club,many the women have bounced, flailed, fallen into me with glass still in had,it might be half empty but it was still in hand..hold them tight boys

po0k

You take a sip from the top of your pint/drink, curl the drinks inward, elbows out, keep the limbs loose and don't proceed without a clear passage. Working the hips and lower back to slide through the crowd helps.

It's not a sprint.

On a side note, I find women will generally push, poke, shove you forward or out of the way in a crowded pub more than men will, whether there's space for them to go ahead or not.

I firmly believe this is because they have no fear of physical retribution should they poke the wrong monkey as a man would.
This is not a condemnation of the gender, merely the irksome minority.

magick

odyssey06 wrote: »

You need to develop a defense mechanism, someone bumps into you, you spill the drink on them

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Lands Leaving

Failing that you could smash the empty glass over her head, then fill another with her blood and say 'thanks for the refill' before chugging it down in one.

Just a thought.

Caliden

When you're turning to walk away or perhaps later in the night I little shoulder bump into the arm thats holding her drink would do nicely.

Dinxminx

To my knowledge I've never caused someone to spill their pint, but it has happened to me MANY TIMES that I've been walking holding a drink and some drunken fool backs into me and voila, drink all down my clothes. Cue exasperated sigh from me, drunken apology from him, and into the bathrooms to dry off my top.

Not once has a guy offered to replace my drink, so I don't think it's just girls.

SheroN

Call her an ignorant c*nt and walk away. Womens don't like the C word.

Lands Leaving

I've only once had a drink knocked on to me, it wasn't replaced. I was not impressed. It was a bloke that did it though so I think its more a general rule that no one replaces drinks.

But in saying that the only time I've knocked someone elses drink to the floor I replaced it and ended up doing shots with the guy! Fun that was!:D

Dragan

Dinxminx wrote: »

but it has happened to me MANY TIMES that I've been walking holding a drink and some drunken fool backs into me and voila, drink all down my clothes. Cue exasperated sigh from me, drunken apology from him, and into the bathrooms to dry off my top.

It's the whole you being tiny thing, your gonna come off the worst in the majority of collisions i'm afraid!

You need a bodyguard or something to save your from the drink spillers!

Baldie

SheroN wrote: »

Call her an ignorant c*nt and walk away. Womens don't like the C word.

Oh the good auld "C" word... Great for pissing off a woman!

I've had a few pints knocked in my time, some have been replaced, some haven't... I've always replaced a drink if I've knocked it. Doesn't happen too often mind....

"You C***!!"

Dinxminx

Dragan wrote: »

It's the whole you being tiny thing, your gonna come off the worst in the majority of collisions i'm afraid!

You need a bodyguard or something to save your from the drink spillers!

Good point. Maybe I should hire two huge burly ex-CIA guys to escort me to and from the bar. A worthwhile expense, I should think... Save me all that money from spilt vodka & cokes...

LadyJ

SheroN wrote: »

Call her an ignorant c*nt and walk away. Womens don't like the C word.

Best word ever, imo. A nice juicy insult.

Lands Leaving

LadyJ wrote: »

Best word ever, imo. A nice juicy insult.

Nothing I like more than a woman who likes that word! (well a few things, but you get my point!)

rossie1977

i remember i was at a metallica gig in the rds and this couple had about 6-8 pints in a container coming through the crowd and then this fat dude jumped right into them by accident sending all the drink on top of the girl, twas funny at the time

well hard not to get some drink spilled on you in a nightclub, worst place for me was quinns after the all-ireland last year, got a ton of drink spilled over me

Rob_l

rossie1977 wrote: »

i remember i was at a metallica gig in the rds and this couple had about 6-8 pints in a container coming through the crowd and then this fat dude jumped right into them by accident sending all the drink on top of the girl, twas funny at the time

well hard not to get some drink spilled on you in a nightclub, worst place for me was quinns after the all-ireland last year, got a ton of drink spilled over me

You kind of deserve it for being in quinns

Mr. Incognito

well I didn't mention my response. I felt tlike spilling the pint over her head but didn't want to waste it so I calmly went to the bar, asked for a pint of water instead.......... and I couldn't do it.

I pull her up and explained that I wanted to dump the pint over her head but I thought her face was punishment enough. She got really agro but it was worth it.

Failing that you could smash the empty glass over her head, then fill another with her blood and say 'thanks for the refill' before chugging it down in one.

Just a thought.

I taking this road next time.

nomorebadtown

whats all this rubbish about carrying drinks around??

in a club situation surrounded by dancing morons, once the drink is purchased you should be downing it the moment its handed to you. trying to carry the booze around is a waste of time, leave that to lounge staff tbh.

if you want a quiet sit down pint with good friends and good conversation, go to a pub.

Lynibeth

spooiirt!! wrote: »

If shes a real b1tch about it then you have to find some way of getting back at her.
-Buy a pint and pour it over her head
-Go outside and buy a few eggs, then when she leaves the club egg her
-spit on her ass while you pretend to tie your shoelace (my favourite)
-do what i do half the time anyway and ram your shoulder into her face while walking past her.

Dude.. Not.. Cool

Instead of spitting on her ass you could AT LEAST grope it..

shane86

SetantaL wrote: »

I was out last night and this is the second time that this has happened, I was holding two pints and some girl smashed into me, the first girl because she was dancing in the bar and the second girl had formed a cirlcle with her friends, also dancing and backed into me. On both occasions a full pint was knocked out of my hand on the way back from the bar. On both occassions the girls shrugged and said it was an accident. Accident sure but I asked politely on both occasions for them to replace my drink, god knows if I knocked someone's drink I'd replace it, they both started making excuses, ( I'm surprised they weren't the same girl in the end) "OH, I'm a student........

As Eamo would say, stop it right there Bill.

Midweek clubbing, drunk twats, first thing on my mind was "student nights".

Theyre full of pricks. Rowdy boyos who cant handle a few. In terms of queues and the ability to move thru a place, there is nowhere worse, and Im not sure Ive ever been at one where I didnt get a drink robbed. Im a student? How much was the pint, 2 or 3 euro?

If she refused, id have kept an eye on her. Once she leaves down a drink, horse it into you. Repeat every time she buys a new one. At the end she will have reasonably sobered up from having barely had the chance to touch a drop, after which time its your turn to saunter over rubbered and apologise, but try the oul "listen, theres plenty of vodka back in my gaff"

Pigman II

Just pour the other drink on her shoulder and say "oh sorry it was an accident". Well worth the price of a pint.

Other than that you should drink bottles in a packed club to avoid nonsense such as this.

Rob_l

Pigman II wrote: »

Just pour the other drink on her shoulder and say "oh sorry it was an accident". Well worth the price of a pint.

Other than that you should drink bottles in a packed club to avoid nonsense such as this.

this is one the reasons for drinking bottled beer in city bars the other being they taste nicer

kowloon

shane86 wrote: »

"listen, theres plenty of vodka back in my gaff"

Smooth

Fast_Mover

I knocked some guys pint out of his hand before in a club by accident..asked him what was in it and went straight to bar to replace it. Tis only manners. Would like to think someone would do the same for me.
Those ignorant girls are just knackers and I wouldnt waste the price of another drink to pour it over them. I'd like to think what goes around comes around.