WootWootGo!

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ianmc38 wrote: »

I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little.

lol

wootwootgo

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

wootwootgo

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

RoundTower

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

I think you're doing very well. I'd also like to see an epic poem about Reginald. You could work in his propensity for welshing on prop bets and being a massive fish at Chinese poker, and of course him being a constantly broke degenerate. You could also get thousands of people to watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZjqaZNLpg

I'll contribute $10 for a high quality epic.

wootwootgo

The Crazed Carrot AKA Reggie (CardShark)


There was a degenerate named Crazed Carrot,
Who talked out his ass like a parrot,
Now they called him Crazed cause he welshes,
And he's dangerous for you like old shellfish,
He thought he was worthy to play,
In the World Series of Poker that day,
But he donked out early and busted,
And since he could never be trusted,
No one around would give him a loan,
So Verizon had to shut off his phone,
Now Reggie had thought of himself as a shark,
But in reality he was really stuck in the dark,
For this fish it was time to be fried,
Now hes wishing that he never lied,
So now hes broke and alone,
And his parents wont let him come home,
So you see the moral of this story is sweet,
If you go back on you word you'll get beat.

:cool:
Thanks for reading
Hope u guys like it, WootWootGo on FullTilt

ianmc38

hey woot, its a good start but its well short of epic. you're going to have to go the extra yards to secure the full $20 and a possible bonus. Roundtower will also contribute $10 so you have the chance of a nice score here, but I really need to see you put the effort in. Although the above is a better effort than earlier, it's still well short of bonus standards.

I'd like to see you use some proper poetic stylings in the next submissions. I can see you're more than capable of busting a rhyme, but I'd like to see some assonance and alliteration, denotation and connotation, some allegories and also a change of the poetic meter in use.

I think if you can incorporate some of these elements with your sweet rhyming skills you could be in for a big pay day. I'll check back in a few hours and hopefully you'll have created a tour-de-force of modern poetry for us all to enjoy.

wootwootgo

hey Ian, Do you think you could send me a token of good faith since I have already wrote the haiku, sonnet, and 2 poems about Reggie. I will def write a masterpiece if you can.

RoundTower

you're certainly on the right road, I've sent $5 to be getting on with and there's another fiver with your name on it if you can make something that we could actually sing, or possibly chant.

HalfBaked

As RoundTower said you on the right road. I have also sent you $5 dollars on FT for your work so far. If you can create an epic Cardshark chant I will also send you more $$$ as I'm sure a few others will. Keep up the good work!

CHD

Wow i guess gamblers will do anything for money....

5starpool

This reminds me of Humgry Hungry Homer.

rrtt

$5 sent
Keep up the good work

Gholimoli

i dont have an account onlin,can some 1 send him $5 from me plz and i will sort you out next time i see you.

ianmc38

also woot woot, if you are good with photoshop or ms paint, you might be able to use some of the pictures in the cardshark thread to come up with some new material for it as the thread needs a bump. once you've completed your masterpiece, i'll be shipping you the full $20 and a bonus if its very impressive. once thats done we'll move onto the photoshops and then perhaps up the stakes for some short stories.

Flushdraw

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey woot, its a good start but its well short of epic. you're going to have to go the extra yards to secure the full $20 and a possible bonus. Roundtower will also contribute $10 so you have the chance of a nice score here, but I really need to see you put the effort in. Although the above is a better effort than earlier, it's still well short of bonus standards.

I'd like to see you use some proper poetic stylings in the next submissions. I can see you're more than capable of busting a rhyme, but I'd like to see some assonance and alliteration, denotation and connotation, some allegories and also a change of the poetic meter in use.

I think if you can incorporate some of these elements with your sweet rhyming skills you could be in for a big pay day. I'll check back in a few hours and hopefully you'll have created a tour-de-force of modern poetry for us all to enjoy.

You drive a hard bargain Ianmc :)

ianmc38 wrote:

once thats done we'll move onto the photoshops and then perhaps up the stakes for some short stories.

Gholimoli

ianmc38 wrote: »

also woot woot, if you are good with photoshop or ms paint, you might be able to use some of the pictures in the cardshark thread to come up with some new material for it as the thread needs a bump. once you've completed your masterpiece, i'll be shipping you the full $20 and a bonus if its very impressive. once thats done we'll move onto the photoshops and then perhaps up the stakes for some short stories.

FFS Ian,
next you will be asking him to move to acting ,and act as one of thoes he/she's that your so fund of by now.
let me guess ,ifhe impresses you he will then get the full $20 and maybe a bounus if it's masterpiece of work hey ...;)

Marq

wootwoogGo has now made 50+ dollars from boardsters.
I love Christmas.

cardshark202

Guys you realise that my thread was locked, and i dont want another one. would be a shame to have wootwootgo's thread get locked because of you prícks

wootwootgo

Ian, u still havent sent me anything? u said u were going to, i have written a few things already for you, if you send me something i will def do the rest.

cardshark202

hey wootwoot, i think ian is just dragging you along. just beware of his false promises, he's well known for this kind of stuff.

Flushdraw

cardshark202 wrote: »

hey wootwoot, i think ian is just dragging you along. just beware of his false promises, he's well known for this kind of stuff.

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He's not worth it wootwoot. I'll pm you Ianmcs GJP, PPP, Fulltilt, Pokerstars and Party usernames and i'll give you $10 if you follow him around and tell everyone at the table that he slept with a ladyboy in Thailand becuase it was dark and he couldnt see...

Gholimoli

Flushdraw wrote: »

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He's not worth it wootwoot. I'll pm you Ianmcs GJP, PPP, Fulltilt, Pokerstars and Party usernames and i'll give you $10 if you follow him around and tell everyone at the table that he slept with a ladyboy in Thailand becuase it was dark and he couldnt see...

actually it's the other way around,the ladyboy slep with him cuz it was dark and he/she could not see.

Ian considered him self lucky and was bragging about it.

Flushdraw

Gholimoli wrote: »

actually it's the other way around,the ladyboy slep with him cuz it was dark and he/she could not see.

Ian considered him self lucky and was bragging about it.

I think the term you're looking for is "it"

Ians gonna kick our ass when he gets home!

ianmc38

lol literally back now.

wtf is with cardshark broke being locked. that's a joke.

Can someone send $30 to S1r Donksalot on Full Tilt and give me your Stars name and ill transfer it there. I don't have a bean on Full Tilt but I want to give wootwoot his down payment and encourage him to get working on his pièce de résistance.

And I wasn't thinking acting but I was thinking that when he's finished all his current tasks and has been compensated for all his hard work that he might write a song and record it for us and put it up on youtube as a response to the cardshark broke video.

ianmc38

i actually have $7, so woot ive sent you $5 to encourage you to get started on your new assignments. once ive received a money exchange here ill pay the other promised 5. The rest of the money is dependant on your piece about Cardshark.

phantom_lord

I'll send it to you, I'm flynns5 on stars.

ianmc38

Cool, thanks Shane. I just sent you $30 on stars.

Wootwoot ive sent you the other 5 now, so thats the 10 promised. Now you need to wow me to secure the rest.

luckylucky

Can i get a woot woot?

This could be fun....

All these cheapskates trying to make you work hard for 5 bucks. I'll up the stakes I'll give you $20 if you rail me and abuse my opponents while I play 3 or 4 $200 sngs on full tilt. My alias there is changaga888tor and if I show a profit in them i'll double it to $40, now can I get a woot woot?

I'm not around this evening. Friday night might be good if your game.

cardshark202

Gholimoli wrote: »

actually it's the other way around,the ladyboy slep with him cuz it was dark and he/she could not see.

Ian considered him self lucky and was bragging about it.

This has been confirmed to me by reliable sources. Pretty sickening imo, but each to their own I guess.

DeadParrot

A terrible haiku

a stone broke boardie
red head stuck in a waste bin
needs to eat tonight

DeadParrot

not a lover of rhyme is roundtower,
The soury sh1te might be in his flowers.
to get his honest view,
please read 2+2,
cause he prefers that degenerate shower!

DeadParrot

Fumbling in the dark,
its been so long.
This sloe eyed beauty
eyeing me with hungry appriective eyes.
It started all so innocently.
A trip, an adventure to the unknown.
How was I to know how true that may be.
Soft skin, sensual touch and sexual ecstasy.
hands caressing, covering my face.
Big, like the crab thing in alien
A lump in her throat, my god is she crying?
I try to move south,
my eastern love says no.
A spring roll in her pocket
or is she just happy to see me?



My god, it started one way, moved to mills and boon
then I just gave up before I started making crying game comparisons

themadchef

Best read and laugh i've had in ages, pity i dont have a fulltilt acc..Keep em commin.

Let it be sung at the poker tables......Go Woot woot GO!

wootwootgo

Hey guys, its me WootWootGo, thanks for all your comments and suggestions. Since I had 2 screennams on fulltilt, they closed WootWootGo so now I use my primany screenname Money579. If anyone is feeling those poems and wants to donate to their writer id appreciate it greatly. :cool:

Jesus Wept

5starpool wrote: »

This reminds me of Humgry Hungry Homer.

hmmm, not the episode in question, but good nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGPRn33OOfE

[nicK]

jeez wootwoot, to think of what might have been had you only realised your superior creative talent just a year or two ago when the games were much easier and the competition for railbirding was so much less.. bet your kicking yourself for leaving it so long to get into the game?

anyway, any chance you'd do a well for us?
i'd love to hear your views on the new, more aggressive climate we've been recently witnessing with regards to railling? also how you still manage to outclass and outwit your opponents lyrically day in and out at the tables.. you use hud?

ianmc38

wootwootgo wrote: »

Hey guys, its me WootWootGo, thanks for all your comments and suggestions. Since I had 2 screennams on fulltilt, they closed WootWootGo so now I use my primany screenname Money579. If anyone is feeling those poems and wants to donate to their writer id appreciate it greatly. :cool:

hey wootwoot. I hope you're not trying to angle shoot us out of money like Cardshark. alot of us donated generously to the cause.

you seem to have lost interest in your masterpiece in spite of receiving all the good will payments.

wootwootgo

Oh, woe is me.
I’ve been here for days.
I was beat up and drug in and forced to stay.
I’ve lost thousands at least,
Give or take a few.
My bookie will kill me.
What should I do?
I make a straight on the river,
But the board is paired,
Im betting it anyway,
Because who the **** cares.


:cool:

RoundTower

wootwoot,
if you can get this thread unlocked, and it stays unlocked, I'll send you $50. I don't mind who you have to bribe.

roryc

RoundTower wrote: »

wootwoot,
if you can get this thread unlocked, and it stays unlocked, I'll send you $50. I don't mind who you have to bribe.

excellent...

ianmc38

wootwootgo wrote: »

Oh, woe is me.
I’ve been here for days.
I was beat up and drug in and forced to stay.
I’ve lost thousands at least,
Give or take a few.
My bookie will kill me.
What should I do?
I make a straight on the river,
But the board is paired,
Im betting it anyway,
Because who the **** cares.


:cool:

I think you're losing focus here wootwoot. You promised me a masterpiece but you're just reproducing the same style repeatedly now. This is a really disappointing turn of events. I'm afraid there won't be any more than the $10 i've already shipped you unless you sort things out.

DeadParrot

Not like my efforts Ian?

Killme00

Gholimoli wrote: »

this poem was PMed to me by Willie .
i thought it was too classy not to post it here.
i think it's brilliant .

Gholy and the drunk.

Two foreign gits were playing da cards,
Not sure which , was the bigger tard,
The guy who did cheat, with his drunken deceit,
Or the goon who went ape**** on boards (sorry I mean bards)

The boards goon wins the tard prize,
As he should really have opened his eyes,
Instead he opened the gate, the drunk declared straight,
HE HAS NOTHING the assembled mob cried.

The goon, then realised his mistake,
And screamed 'you’re a cheat for fks sake',
So he unmucked his hand, out came the brass band,
Both the guys should be on Ricky Lake (or springer wtf)


Solksjaer!

This is brilliant and wins hands down. Please Pm me your stars username and ill get that zwanzig dollars to you.

roryc

Killme00 wrote: »

This is brilliant and wins hands down. Please Pm me your stars username and ill get that zwanzig dollars to you.

boo-urns

Ste05

That is class... very nice work. I'm gonna merge the 2 poem threads together so they're all in the one place, it'd be a shame to lose either.

strewelpeter

Bards.ie

rotflmao

CaptainNemo

got da whole thread rockin wit ma hand history
'n every playa in da house wanna criticize me
sayin' "lol donkaments" and "lol your a station"
just cos I sucked out and I HAD A CELEBRATION

had bottom pairz, innit, an' I ain't layin' down
so you pokerstovin haterz ain't nuthin but clownz
sayin' that I had no equity, that causes me hilarity
ain't no skill disparity, I hit with regularity

I got bottom pairz and you AINT GOT ****
I'm puttin u on overs cos its a hand I BEAT
I din't make u call when I tripped on the turn
so what you had aces, maybe now u'll learn

don't mess wit da station, he'll take all ur chips
when he calls ur dumb c-bet and then makes trips
puts it up on da boards and laffs in ur face
"u overplayed ur overpair u r a disgrace"

got da whole board rocking wit ma hand history
'n now every playa wanna play wit me
sayin "u play goot" an "u were right to ship it"
never had so many friends, so u haterz lost ur grip

got a roll, got a soul, and I ain't in da hole
got unstuck, got some luck, and I ain't givin up
got a rhyme, got free time, and I wrote these lines
congratulations to da stations who got balls for dis vocation

RoundTower

that's incredible nemo, where can I send you some money?

ianmc38

brilliant nemo. i also love the fact that if you use the opposite of the last verse, you've got a perfect verse for a poem about reggie

nicnicnic

right I want $5; this one is written after the recent doom treads about gambling/choppers making a living and carfaxs retiring


Lets have a chat about online poker
playing away whose the joker
Clicking away thinking its action
Grinding it out working the fractions

Call raise check fold
Been at it three years now my lifes on hold
A bell goes off in the hall
Let them wait I'm making this call

I start to think I used to be in a band
forget all that now I'm playing this hand
Ten years later my social skills
Consist of typing in the chat box at williamhills


$5 please anyone