WootWootGo!

Marq

there was a thread a long time ago with some chat between roundtower and some railbird on Full tilt in which dave asked the guy to write a poem and he's transfer some money to him.

Some guy was railing me for some reason tonight and I was reminded of it and decided to see if he was any use as a poet.

As follows:

WootWootGo (Observer): HERE WE GOO JIMMY!!! HERE WE
GO!!!!!
WootWootGo (Observer): DONT MESS WITH THE MASTER
WootWootGo (Observer): HE'LL CUT U UP
Dealer: cookiegarris wins the pot ($15.20)
Dealer: Hand #4233949429
WootWootGo (Observer): its not a game with jimmy
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: this stuff is brilliant
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: although I think it needs to rhyme some

WootWootGo (Observer): GOO JIMMY&&
WootWootGo (Observer): U CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT!!!!

Jimmy Cake: are you any good at poetry wootwoot?
Jimmy Cake: I'd love to hear a poem about me
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): do u think u could hook me up with 5
and ill keep cheering/

Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($108) with three of a kind,
Kings
Dealer: Hand #4234044982
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOT WOT NH
Jimmy Cake: 5 what?
WootWootGo (Observer): bucks
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Anatoli80 wins the pot ($42.75)
Dealer: Hand #4234054433
Jimmy Cake: I think if you write me a nice poem I'll hook you up
with 5 no problem
Jimmy Cake: I know you have it in you

WootWootGo (Observer): haha ok cool ima make of for you,
maybe if u really like it youll send me 10
Jimmy Cake: it would have to be really good

WootWootGo (Observer): Im writing this poem for cake, for he
makes more doe than the rake, and on tilt he hits players, cause
u know his cake got madd layers

WootWootGo (Observer): His name is Jimmy,but dont call him
timmy, if u want omaha with cake, u best be talkin about omaha
beach bay
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($47.50)
Dealer: Hand #4234108268
Jimmy Cake: not bad
Jimmy Cake: that's five guaranteed
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
WootWootGo (Observer): awesome
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: cookiegarris wins the pot ($5.70)
Dealer: Hand #4234115793
Jimmy Cake: but the next verse has to rhyme all the way through
to bump it up to ten
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($14.25)
Dealer: Hand #4234122420
WootWootGo (Observer): ok i got ya

WootWootGo (Observer): You know jimmy's the best, put him to
the test, shoulda straped on ur vest, u see hes got aa bullets with
death
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($43)
Dealer: Hand #4234140636
Jimmy Cake: now that's what I'm talking about
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($9.50)
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: Hand #4234147403
WootWootGo (Observer): glad u like ti
WootWootGo (Observer): it
Jimmy Cake: I'm feeling more generous by the minute now
Jimmy Cake: that last one was great
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey wins the pot ($4)
Dealer: Hand #4234151997
Jimmy Cake: very clever
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks man

Jimmy Cake: right you're my official rail bird now
Jimmy Cake: bust out another rhyme
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: paulee911 wins the pot ($27.55)
Dealer: Hand #4234165243
Dealer: Mx225 has 5 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: we've just lost a big pot, what now?
WootWootGo (Observer): can u send me something tho ill def
keep going
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: all of the money I have on tilt is on these two tables
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: but I promise that as soon as I finish you get a
minimum of ten
WootWootGo (Observer): really ok
Jimmy Cake: you have my word
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey wins the pot ($48.45)
Dealer: Hand #4234176884
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: but what now?
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: that we've dropped below the 1000 mark


WootWootGo (Observer): the guy sucked out real hard shoulda
had his name barred, his chipes he discard, u dont take it real
hard, cause uyoull see better cards
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($51.30)
Dealer: Hand #4234192643
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: genius
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($5)
Dealer: Hand #4234199586


WootWootGo (Observer): haha
WootWootGo (Observer): GOOO JIMMY!!!
Jimmy Cake: you should be copyrighting these rhymes

WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks
rustrocks: my man raping on jimmys nu.ts you need to quit and
shut the f.uck up
Jimmy Cake: that's better than pralahd friedmann

Jimmy Cake: jealousy perhaps rustrocks?
Jimmy Cake: nobody cheering you on?
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has timed out
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
Jimmy Cake: what do we say to that wootwootgo?

WootWootGo (Observer): its his jealousy, he must need theropy,
but we always bust rust rocks like hits in the nuts shots
Jimmy Cake: YES!
Jimmy Cake: burn him
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: brilliant wootwoot

rustrocks: hes say he must quit his rhymes are sh.it and if he
opens his mouth its cause he wants a d.ick

WootWootGo (Observer): yo jimmy i have to go for a sec
WootWootGo (Observer): like 10 minutes
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Jimmy Cake shows a pair of Nines
Dealer: rustrocks shows two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: rustrocks wins the pot ($3.80) with two pair, Tens and
Nines
Dealer: Hand #4234244896
WootWootGo (Observer): ill brb please send me something if u
bouce, but ill be back in 10 min def...
rustrocks: io min to su.ck a di.ck he hates it but he cant quit
Jimmy Cake: I'll definitely sen you something don't worry

Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot
($150) with three of a kind, Fives
Dealer: Hand #4234402611
WootWootGo (Observer): back jimmy
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15
seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: good man yourself
Jimmy Cake: we just took some money
off rustrocks
WootWootGo (Observer): haah nice
job bro
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds
left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOOT
WOOOT GOO JIMMY!!!

Jimmy Cake: so obviously your share
has gone up because it was your
rhyme that put him on tilt
Dealer: Hand #4234416668
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left
to act
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
awesome how much
Jimmy Cake: you're on a percentage
now
rustrocks: tilt you dumba.ss you made
the biggest donk call ever
Jimmy Cake: but you have to keep
those rhymes coming
WootWootGo (Observer): haah really?
Jimmy Cake: absolutely

rustrocks: and he will suck your co.ck
really
WootWootGo (Observer): but youll def
really send me the money>?
Dealer: Anatoli80 wins the pot ($5)
Dealer: Hand #4234431426
Jimmy Cake: sure what else would I be
doing with the money
WootWootGo (Observer): makin more
from rust with it

rustrocks: rust is in for 2 does it look
like hes making any from me tard
Jimmy Cake: I will definitely send you
the money
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds
left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): aight
Jimmy Cake: rust is jealous
rustrocks: and blow you
rustrocks: really
Jimmy Cake: go
Jimmy Cake: ok wootwoot
Jimmy Cake: I want one more killer
rhyme
Jimmy Cake: then I'll sit out of my other
table and transfer you your cut
WootWootGo (Observer): ok 1 sec

WootWootGo (Observer): why is rusty
so jealous, its cause jimmys so zealous,
rust be givin up money, and the table
be thinkin it funny, but cake knows it
the best, hes got rust wallet in his vest

Jimmy Cake: you're a prodigy
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
man

I TRANSFER 20 DOLLARS.

Jimmy Cake: ok that's on it's way
wootwoot
Jimmy Cake: now: don't waste it
WootWootGo (Observer): OOOHHHH
BABY!!!!!
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOOT
WOOOT!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Cake: spin it up
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks so
much dude
Jimmy Cake: and when you make
some money out of it
Jimmy Cake: transfer me a little as a
sign of your appreciation
Jimmy Cake: and keep working on
those rhymes man
Jimmy Cake: they're kicking
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15
seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
dude i def with do both
Jimmy Cake: best of luck wootwootgo

Nerin

hahaha that is brilliant

ianmc38

lol

RoundTower

beautiful

Vamos

great stuff, he's spinning it up on low stakes omaha now.

[nicK]

genius..

Lafortezza

Marq wrote: »

WootWootGo (Observer): its his jealousy, he must need theropy,
but we always bust rust rocks like hits in the nuts shots

bottom feeder

Class !!

roryc

v. good...

Ste05

That's just brilliant...

wootwootgo

This guy just came and messeged me on FullTilt and told me theres a page about me, so here we go... Hey guys, im the real deal, i turned 5 dollars from cheer money into 9 thousand in about a month around september. I cashed out all but 200 of it to pay with but lost it. I used the money to pay off my car and college so im back to cheering and poems now. any donations would be awesome or and ill write ya a poem or something. let me kno WootWootGo on FullTilt and thanks again to Marq for havin faith in me

AKQJ10

wootwootgo wrote: »

This guy just came and messeged me on FullTilt and told me theres a page about me, so here we go... Hey guys, im the real deal, i turned 5 dollars from cheer money into 9 thousand in about a month around september. I cashed out all but 200 of it to play with but lost it. I used the money to play off my car and college so im back to cheering and poems now. any donations would be awesome or and ill write ya a poem or something. let me kno WootWootGo on FullTilt and PS thanks again to Marq for havin faith in me

Genius

mickste

uber genius

bottom feeder

mickste wrote: »

uber genius

Mick where the hell where you all weekend ?
We were talking about Wateford for the last while and then you go and pull out. sneak off 'er

5starpool

This is class. Thread of the year has a new contender maybe.

marius

5starpool wrote: »

This is class. Thread of the year has a new contender maybe.

How do we keep it going though?

Any ideas WootWoot?

cooker3

Lol, quality. This has to be thread of the year

Killme00

marius wrote: »

How do we keep it going though?

Ill give $20 dollars on Pokerstars for the best poem/limerick regarding the illicit trippie/gholi affair.

marius

Killme00 wrote:

Ill give $20 dollars on Pokerstars for the best poem/limerick regarding the illicit trippie/gholi affair.

Nice....this could get interesting.....someone PM Woot!

roryc

Ode to an angle-shooter...


At the cash game they both took a seat,
Until Gholi soon left shouting 'cheat'!
Many arguments ensued,
Gholi almost got sued,
What would have happened if he'd got a beat?

Gholimoli

roryc wrote: »

Ode to an angle-shooter...


At the cash game they both took a seat,
Until Gholi soon left shouting 'cheat'!
Many arguments ensued,
Gholi almost got sued,
What would have happened if he'd got a beat?

class Rory nice one,
i add another $30 to make it an even $50 for the winner of the comp.

WootWoot get your ass in gear man...

cooker3

roryc wrote: »

Ode to an angle-shooter...


At the cash game they both took a seat,
Until Gholi soon left shouting 'cheat'!
Many arguments ensued,
Gholi almost got sued,
What would have happened if he'd got a beat?

Excellent

NickyOD

Oh **** that's funny.

5starpool

There was a young man called Ehsan,
Who almost got caught in a scam,
Twas a near breach of the peace,
Until some sense was reached,
Then the toys all went back in the pram.

DeadParrot

5starpool wrote: »

There was a young man called Ehsan,
Who almost got caught in a scam,
Twas a near breach of the peace,
Until some sense was reached,
Then the toys all went back in the pram.

appplause

TommyGunne

I'm so confused...
I just don't know which thread to quote and say that's class!

MrPillowTalk

Hey Marq tell the truth, your really multi accounting full tilt and you are the real wootwootgo and this is the cleverest level in the history of the poker forums history, I call your bluff

Mr.Plough

Lol, out of nowhere

rustrocks: my man raping on jimmys nu.ts you need to quit and
shut the f.uck up

wootwootgo

Now Im not sure about what you speak,
But those other guys rhymes are too weak,
You know Im the best poet you know,
So donate some cash to your bro,
My name on FullTilt is WootWootGo,
I hope you can spark up my flow,
Please send anything you can,
Ill try to spin it up and then,
I will hit you back with some profit,
My styles so original you cant knock it.

thanks all for your time

wootwootgo

Now Im not sure about what you speak,
But those other guys rhymes are too weak,
You know Im the best poet you know,
So donate some cash to your bro,
My name on FullTilt is WootWootGo,
I hope you can spark up my flow,
Please send anything you can,
Ill try to spin it up and then,
I will hit you back with some profit,
My styles so original you cant knock it.

thanks all for your time

ianmc38

nice work woot.

if you can do a sonnet and a haiku ill give you $5 for each. Also another $5 if you google cardshark broke and read the thread, then write a poem based on that.

If i like all 3 ill give you a bonus of $5 so $20 total