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Marq

there was a thread a long time ago with some chat between roundtower and some railbird on Full tilt in which dave asked the guy to write a poem and he's transfer some money to him.

Some guy was railing me for some reason tonight and I was reminded of it and decided to see if he was any use as a poet.

As follows:

WootWootGo (Observer): HERE WE GOO JIMMY!!! HERE WE
GO!!!!!
WootWootGo (Observer): DONT MESS WITH THE MASTER
WootWootGo (Observer): HE'LL CUT U UP
Dealer: cookiegarris wins the pot ($15.20)
Dealer: Hand #4233949429
WootWootGo (Observer): its not a game with jimmy
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: this stuff is brilliant
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: although I think it needs to rhyme some

WootWootGo (Observer): GOO JIMMY&&
WootWootGo (Observer): U CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT!!!!

Jimmy Cake: are you any good at poetry wootwoot?
Jimmy Cake: I'd love to hear a poem about me
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): do u think u could hook me up with 5
and ill keep cheering/

Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($108) with three of a kind,
Kings
Dealer: Hand #4234044982
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOT WOT NH
Jimmy Cake: 5 what?
WootWootGo (Observer): bucks
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Anatoli80 wins the pot ($42.75)
Dealer: Hand #4234054433
Jimmy Cake: I think if you write me a nice poem I'll hook you up
with 5 no problem
Jimmy Cake: I know you have it in you

WootWootGo (Observer): haha ok cool ima make of for you,
maybe if u really like it youll send me 10
Jimmy Cake: it would have to be really good

WootWootGo (Observer): Im writing this poem for cake, for he
makes more doe than the rake, and on tilt he hits players, cause
u know his cake got madd layers

WootWootGo (Observer): His name is Jimmy,but dont call him
timmy, if u want omaha with cake, u best be talkin about omaha
beach bay
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($47.50)
Dealer: Hand #4234108268
Jimmy Cake: not bad
Jimmy Cake: that's five guaranteed
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
WootWootGo (Observer): awesome
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: cookiegarris wins the pot ($5.70)
Dealer: Hand #4234115793
Jimmy Cake: but the next verse has to rhyme all the way through
to bump it up to ten
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($14.25)
Dealer: Hand #4234122420
WootWootGo (Observer): ok i got ya

WootWootGo (Observer): You know jimmy's the best, put him to
the test, shoulda straped on ur vest, u see hes got aa bullets with
death
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($43)
Dealer: Hand #4234140636
Jimmy Cake: now that's what I'm talking about
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($9.50)
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: Hand #4234147403
WootWootGo (Observer): glad u like ti
WootWootGo (Observer): it
Jimmy Cake: I'm feeling more generous by the minute now
Jimmy Cake: that last one was great
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey wins the pot ($4)
Dealer: Hand #4234151997
Jimmy Cake: very clever
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks man

Jimmy Cake: right you're my official rail bird now
Jimmy Cake: bust out another rhyme
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: paulee911 wins the pot ($27.55)
Dealer: Hand #4234165243
Dealer: Mx225 has 5 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: we've just lost a big pot, what now?
WootWootGo (Observer): can u send me something tho ill def
keep going
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: all of the money I have on tilt is on these two tables
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: but I promise that as soon as I finish you get a
minimum of ten
WootWootGo (Observer): really ok
Jimmy Cake: you have my word
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey wins the pot ($48.45)
Dealer: Hand #4234176884
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: but what now?
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: that we've dropped below the 1000 mark

WootWootGo (Observer): the guy sucked out real hard shoulda
had his name barred, his chipes he discard, u dont take it real
hard, cause uyoull see better cards
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($51.30)
Dealer: Hand #4234192643
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: genius
Dealer: Anatoli80 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot ($5)
Dealer: Hand #4234199586

WootWootGo (Observer): haha
WootWootGo (Observer): GOOO JIMMY!!!
Jimmy Cake: you should be copyrighting these rhymes

WootWootGo (Observer): haha
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks
rustrocks: my man raping on jimmys nu.ts you need to quit and
shut the f.uck up
Jimmy Cake: that's better than pralahd friedmann

Jimmy Cake: jealousy perhaps rustrocks?
Jimmy Cake: nobody cheering you on?
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has timed out
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
Jimmy Cake: what do we say to that wootwootgo?

WootWootGo (Observer): its his jealousy, he must need theropy,
but we always bust rust rocks like hits in the nuts shots
Jimmy Cake: YES!
Jimmy Cake: burn him
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: brilliant wootwoot

rustrocks: hes say he must quit his rhymes are sh.it and if he
opens his mouth its cause he wants a d.ick

WootWootGo (Observer): yo jimmy i have to go for a sec
WootWootGo (Observer): like 10 minutes
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Jimmy Cake shows a pair of Nines
Dealer: rustrocks shows two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: rustrocks wins the pot ($3.80) with two pair, Tens and
Nines
Dealer: Hand #4234244896
WootWootGo (Observer): ill brb please send me something if u
bouce, but ill be back in 10 min def...
rustrocks: io min to su.ck a di.ck he hates it but he cant quit
Jimmy Cake: I'll definitely sen you something don't worry

Dealer: Jimmy Cake wins the pot
($150) with three of a kind, Fives
Dealer: Hand #4234402611
WootWootGo (Observer): back jimmy
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15
seconds left to act
Jimmy Cake: good man yourself
Jimmy Cake: we just took some money
off rustrocks
WootWootGo (Observer): haah nice
job bro
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds
left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOOT
WOOOT GOO JIMMY!!!

Jimmy Cake: so obviously your share
has gone up because it was your
rhyme that put him on tilt
Dealer: Hand #4234416668
Dealer: rustrocks has 15 seconds left
to act
WootWootGo (Observer): haha
awesome how much
Jimmy Cake: you're on a percentage
now
rustrocks: tilt you dumba.ss you made
the biggest donk call ever
Jimmy Cake: but you have to keep
those rhymes coming
WootWootGo (Observer): haah really?
Jimmy Cake: absolutely

rustrocks: and he will suck your co.ck
really
WootWootGo (Observer): but youll def
really send me the money>?
Dealer: Anatoli80 wins the pot ($5)
Dealer: Hand #4234431426
Jimmy Cake: sure what else would I be
doing with the money
WootWootGo (Observer): makin more
from rust with it

rustrocks: rust is in for 2 does it look
like hes making any from me tard
Jimmy Cake: I will definitely send you
the money
Dealer: Jimmy Cake has 15 seconds
left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): aight
Jimmy Cake: rust is jealous
rustrocks: and blow you
rustrocks: really
Jimmy Cake: go
Jimmy Cake: ok wootwoot
Jimmy Cake: I want one more killer
rhyme
Jimmy Cake: then I'll sit out of my other
table and transfer you your cut
WootWootGo (Observer): ok 1 sec

WootWootGo (Observer): why is rusty
so jealous, its cause jimmys so zealous,
rust be givin up money, and the table
be thinkin it funny, but cake knows it
the best, hes got rust wallet in his vest

Jimmy Cake: you're a prodigy
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
man

I TRANSFER 20 DOLLARS.

Jimmy Cake: ok that's on it's way
wootwoot
Jimmy Cake: now: don't waste it
WootWootGo (Observer): OOOHHHH
BABY!!!!!
WootWootGo (Observer): WOOOT
WOOOT!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy Cake: spin it up
WootWootGo (Observer): thanks so
much dude
Jimmy Cake: and when you make
some money out of it
Jimmy Cake: transfer me a little as a
sign of your appreciation
Jimmy Cake: and keep working on
those rhymes man
Jimmy Cake: they're kicking
Dealer: bigfluffymonkey has 15
seconds left to act
WootWootGo (Observer): haha thanks
dude i def with do both
Jimmy Cake: best of luck wootwootgo

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AKQJ10

ianmc38 wrote: »

nice work woot.

if you can do a sonnet and a haiku ill give you $5 for each. Also another $5 if you google cardshark broke and read the thread, then write a poem based on that.

If i like all 3 ill give you a bonus of $5 so $20 total

lol

Flushdraw

ianmc38 wrote: »

nice work woot.

if you can do a sonnet and a haiku ill give you $5 for each. Also another $5 if you google cardshark broke and read the thread, then write a poem based on that.

If i like all 3 ill give you a bonus of $5 so $20 total

BTW, i paid a railbird on stars to follow you around and abuse you for a while during one of the boards games....Did he do it??

ianmc38

lol really? if it was the horse i missed it

wootwootgo

hey bro, im about to go to work so ill make this quick, just a quick Haiku for now but I will def. do the other sonnet and poem when i get off work. here goes:

Ace on the River
I really think that I'm beat
I'll call it anyway

I havent done one of those in a while

ianmc38

good start

Gholimoli

this poem was PMed to me by Willie .
i thought it was too classy not to post it here.
i think it's brilliant .

Gholy and the drunk.

Two foreign gits were playing da cards,
Not sure which , was the bigger tard,
The guy who did cheat, with his drunken deceit,
Or the goon who went ape**** on boards (sorry I mean bards)

The boards goon wins the tard prize,
As he should really have opened his eyes,
Instead he opened the gate, the drunk declared straight,
HE HAS NOTHING the assembled mob cried.

The goon, then realised his mistake,
And screamed 'you’re a cheat for fks sake',
So he unmucked his hand, out came the brass band,
Both the guys should be on Ricky Lake (or springer wtf)

Solksjaer!

Tar.Aldarion

Love the thread, more rhymes to be said.

a-k-47

wootwootgo wrote: »

hey bro, im about to go to work so ill make this quick, just a quick Haiku for now but I will def. do the other sonnet and poem when i get off work. here goes:

Ace on the River
I really think that I'm beat
I'll call it anyway
fcuk it im beat!

I havent done one of those in a while

keep it up wootwoot

wootwootgo

I guess we've reached a new low,
when a player is so broke that he go,
through the garbage like a trick ho,
All for a 10 that hes about to blow,
but maybe there is a happy ending,
because hopefully some will be sending,
a nice donation for cheering and begging,
for poems, rhymes, and Cardshark pegging.

:cool:

wootwootgo

and for my sonnet...

Now theres this wild game called poker,
and some might think you need skill,
but u can still win being a joker,
u just might end up with a bill,
Ive played the game a couple times,
and lost a bunch of my money,
But hopefully with these poker rhymes,
Someone will think I am funny,
And maybe they'll send me some cash,
but maybe they'll think that im wack,
and tell me to stick these words up my ass,
and to never post anything back.

Now thats the end of the lesson,
So for all your suckouts stop stressin.

mickste

messiah

Marq

I just found WootWootgo playing on tilt and I can confirm that this is him.
He's busto now so if anyone feels like donating to a good cause ship da moneyz.

Jesus Wept

Flushdraw wrote: »

BTW, i paid a railbird on stars to follow you around and abuse you for a while during one of the boards games....Did he do it??

I'll do that anytime (abuse Ian), reasonable rates apply.
Top notch abuse guaranteed.

phantom_lord

wootwootgo wrote: »

I guess we've reached a new low,
when a player is so broke that he go,
through the garbage like a trick ho,
All for a 10 that hes about to blow,
but maybe there is a happy ending,
because hopefully some will be sending,
a nice donation for cheering and begging,
for poems, rhymes, and Cardshark pegging.

:cool:

$5 shipped from poor_people_lol

wootwootgo

Thanks phantom, i appreciate it a lot dude

So i got 5 from phantom lord,
i'll play with it when im bored,
but u know that im lying when i say,
because im going RIGHT NOW! to play.

Marq

thanks for the latest poem wootwootgo:

WootWootGo (Observer): i know this dude
jimmy cake, he places higher than a wake
and bake, and if you think your going to
take, his money your dreaming so wake

I'm off to bed now.

wootwootgo

hey Ian how u like the poems?

Jesus Wept

wootwootgo wrote: »

hey Ian how u like the poems?

Ian prefers the limericks.

RoundTower

The-Rigger wrote: »

Ian prefers the limericks.

no one prefers Limerick

ianmc38

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

[nicK]

ianmc38 wrote: »

I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little.

lol

wootwootgo

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

wootwootgo

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

thanks dude my name is WootWootGo but i only have a FullTilt account

RoundTower

ianmc38 wrote: »

hey wootwoot. i liked your haiku and your sonnet. the one about cardshark started well but went a little bit off track. So far you've earned $10.

I'd like to see you make an improved effort with the poem about Cardshark. I'm thinking something epic like Milton's Paradise Lost, though you can shorten it a little. Some things you can use for inspiration are his red hair, his name Reggie and his English descendancy. It would be good if you read through the whole thread to pick up on some of the finer details. If it's really impressive, you might even get an extra bonus, but it would have to be something extraordinary. Having seen some of your work, I feel you can definitely do it, so I'm looking forward to reading your next effort.

Also, what's your name on Stars to transfer the $10 to?

I think you're doing very well. I'd also like to see an epic poem about Reginald. You could work in his propensity for welshing on prop bets and being a massive fish at Chinese poker, and of course him being a constantly broke degenerate. You could also get thousands of people to watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZjqaZNLpg

I'll contribute $10 for a high quality epic.

wootwootgo

The Crazed Carrot AKA Reggie (CardShark)

There was a degenerate named Crazed Carrot,
Who talked out his ass like a parrot,
Now they called him Crazed cause he welshes,
And he's dangerous for you like old shellfish,
He thought he was worthy to play,
In the World Series of Poker that day,
But he donked out early and busted,
And since he could never be trusted,
No one around would give him a loan,
So Verizon had to shut off his phone,
Now Reggie had thought of himself as a shark,
But in reality he was really stuck in the dark,
For this fish it was time to be fried,
Now hes wishing that he never lied,
So now hes broke and alone,
And his parents wont let him come home,
So you see the moral of this story is sweet,
If you go back on you word you'll get beat.

:cool:
Thanks for reading
Hope u guys like it, WootWootGo on FullTilt

ianmc38

hey woot, its a good start but its well short of epic. you're going to have to go the extra yards to secure the full $20 and a possible bonus. Roundtower will also contribute $10 so you have the chance of a nice score here, but I really need to see you put the effort in. Although the above is a better effort than earlier, it's still well short of bonus standards.

I'd like to see you use some proper poetic stylings in the next submissions. I can see you're more than capable of busting a rhyme, but I'd like to see some assonance and alliteration, denotation and connotation, some allegories and also a change of the poetic meter in use.

I think if you can incorporate some of these elements with your sweet rhyming skills you could be in for a big pay day. I'll check back in a few hours and hopefully you'll have created a tour-de-force of modern poetry for us all to enjoy.

wootwootgo

hey Ian, Do you think you could send me a token of good faith since I have already wrote the haiku, sonnet, and 2 poems about Reggie. I will def write a masterpiece if you can.

RoundTower

you're certainly on the right road, I've sent $5 to be getting on with and there's another fiver with your name on it if you can make something that we could actually sing, or possibly chant.

HalfBaked

As RoundTower said you on the right road. I have also sent you $5 dollars on FT for your work so far. If you can create an epic Cardshark chant I will also send you more $$$ as I'm sure a few others will. Keep up the good work!

CHD

Wow i guess gamblers will do anything for money....