How to kickstart your bankroll

OK so a lot of you are broke or often go broke. One tried and tested method of getting back in the game is harassing people on poker sites, especially for some reason Full Tilt. However begging alone is never guaranteed to be successful: it's better if you can somehow show off your talents and earn a few quid instead. Some of you good-for-nothings could take a leaf out of this man's playbook:

TDeuel14 (Observer): Anyone be kind enough to
transfer me $10 please?
RoundTower: if you write me a cool poem
TDeuel14 (Observer): ok
TDeuel14 (Observer): nj4thst betta whatch out
round towers about to devour
TDeuel14 (Observer): opps
RoundTower: i was thinking something more like
Homer's Odyssey
TDeuel14 (Observer): nj4thst better whatch out
round towers about to devour hes gunna take all
your chips in stack em up like a tower phil ivey
cant even compete hes got him begging to stop at
his feet hes the man that you cannont beat
RoundTower: thats pretty good actually
TDeuel14 (Observer): ty very much
RoundTower: tdeuel, do you know what "ars
gratia artis" means?
TDeuel14 (Observer): na
TDeuel14 (Observer): i can find out y
TDeuel14 (Observer): im act reading the illiad right
now
RoundTower: what character would you see me
as?
TDeuel14 (Observer): hmmmm
TDeuel14 (Observer): odiseus
RoundTower: ok well done
TDeuel14 (Observer): ty lol
RoundTower: ill send the money immediately
TDeuel14 (Observer): thanks man
TDeuel14 (Observer): you good at poems?
TDeuel14 (Observer): or just like them?
TDeuel14 (Observer): thanks man
TDeuel14 (Observer): ill pay it back
RoundTower: no but i like to read them
TDeuel14 (Observer): you read julius ceasr?
RoundTower: yes
TDeuel14 (Observer): *cesar
TDeuel14 (Observer): wierd one
RoundTower: seen it in the theatre too
RoundTower: or is there a poem>
TDeuel14 (Observer): very cool
TDeuel14 (Observer): i havent
TDeuel14 (Observer): any good?
RoundTower: no the performance i saw wasnt great
RoundTower: but it is a good play
TDeuel14 (Observer): its strange i thought
TDeuel14 (Observer): did you send it?
RoundTower: just sent it there
TDeuel14 (Observer): thanks man
TDeuel14 (Observer): ill pay it back
RoundTower: good luck to you
RoundTower: and remember
TDeuel14 (Observer): ty u too
RoundTower: neither a borrower nor a lender be
TDeuel14 (Observer):
RoundTower: for a loan often loses both itself and
friend
TDeuel14 (Observer): you make that up thats good
RoundTower: no i didnt make it up
RoundTower: sadly
RoundTower: i expect you will come across it again
TDeuel14 (Observer): well ill b talking to u soon
TDeuel14 (Observer): gl n ty again
RoundTower: gn teuel


How could I refuse that?