Your Favourite Line?

Lands Leaving

Favourite simpsons line (which probably needs its own thread in the tv section) is Lisa's "Impaled on my nobel peace prize, how ironic."

jester77

Billy Connolly

".. can you imagine a sausage dog trying to walk up a stairs with a boner..."

RobAMerc

Just some of homers.

“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”

“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”

"Remember the time I payed you back the money I owed you ? Yea, well now its your turn to do me a favour"

Overheal

Overheal wrote: »

"Name one thing you're going to need the stupid fcuking rope for."

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti

Xavi6

The scene in the Simpsons where Rex Banner is overlooking Springfield.

Rex Banner - "I'll get you Beer Baron"
Homer (quietly) - "No you won't"
Rex Banner - "Yes I will"

and from the same episode.....

Bart - "Another gutter ball? You sure do suck tonight Homer"
Homer - "Yeah suck......like a fox!!!"

Homer also says "Stupid....like a fox!!!" in the episode where the lemon tree is stolen by Shelbyville.

Sam Vimes

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

One Cold Hand

WHO WANTS THIS DOG???!!

Ollie Williams

I think I'm opening up a whole new area with Family Guy.

SimpleSam06

Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate...

Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?

Dragan

"And now it's over to Ollie for the weather"

"IT'S GONNA RAIN!"

Sam Vimes

Dragan wrote: »

"And now it's over to Ollie for the weather"

"IT'S GONNA RAIN!"

# Tom: "But first we go to Ollie Williams as he tracks Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
# Ollie:"IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
# Tom:"Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
# Ollie:"Had one!"
# Tom:"Where is it?"
# Ollie:"Inside out two miles away!"
# Tom:"Is there anything we can do for you?"
# Ollie:"Bring me some soup!"
# Tom:"What kind?"
# Ollie:"Chunky!!"

One Cold Hand

Commander Vimes wrote: »

# Tom: "But first we go to Ollie Williams as he tracks Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
# Ollie:"IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
# Tom:"Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
# Ollie:"Had one!"
# Tom:"Where is it?"
# Ollie:"Inside out two miles away!"
# Tom:"Is there anything we can do for you?"
# Ollie:"Bring me some soup!"
# Tom:"What kind?"
# Ollie:"Chunky!!"

Brilliant!! I love Ollie Williams, one of my favourite characters and he has such a small part.

Xavi6

Stewie - "You call those implants boobs? They're not boobs, they're lies!"

Also anything to do with Herbert or Mayor West - "Paul? What a ridiculous name for a cat! That's a person's name!"

TimTim

Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?
Wayne: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the ****ty Beetles.
Wayne: ****ty Beetles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck.
Wayne: Then it's not just a clever name.

Ulysses Gaze

2 more from the Simpsons;

'I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.' - Homer

'Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.' - Homer to Bart

mise_me_fein

"Only after he ate it, did he realize it was dog sh!t

A classic

megadodge

When Colm Meaney is going down on his wife in the Snapper, she yanks his head up and angrily asks -

"Where did you learn to do that ?"
"In a book - I swear !!"

When Clint is about to blow Gene Hackman's brains out at the end of Unforgiven -

"I don't deserve to die like this."
"Deserves got nothin to do with it !"

In The Way of the Gun -

"Who's the brains behind this operation ?"
"To be honest, this ain't exactly a brains type of operation."

Possibly Family Guy, but open to correction -

"We're doing this room up for our new arrival."
"Oh thank God, I just thought you were fat."
"We're adopting."

In True Romance Denis Hopper's "your great-great-grandmother fuked a n*gger" speech to Chris Walken when he knew he was gonna die. Don't take it out of context, if you saw the scene it is truely as cool a film scene as I have ever seen.

tallus

Jack Nicholson's Publisher's secretary approaches him at the elevator in the movie "As good as it gets" and asks him in an awestruck manner.
"How do you write women so well ?"
His Reply:
"I think of a man, and then take away reason and accountability"

I laughed my ass off!

cson

Meet The Parents;

Greg: You can milk anything with nipples Jack

Jack: I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Sam Vimes

Xavi6 wrote: »

Stewie - "You call those implants boobs? They're not boobs, they're lies!"

Also anything to do with Herbert or Mayor West - "Paul? What a ridiculous name for a cat! That's a person's name!"

speaking of herbert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djjw2EXYMWw

ignore the bit at the start. don't know what that's about

Terry

megadodge wrote: »

In True Romance Denis Hopper's "your great-great-grandmother fuked a n*gger" speech to Chris Walken when he knew he was gonna die. Don't take it out of context, if you saw the scene it is truely as cool a film scene as I have ever seen.

Just to clear things up, the conversation is regarding the North African invasion of Sicily.

bobzi

From the Sopranos

TONY (through some static):
It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast!
The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando!
He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!

PAULIE: Get the **** outta here.

TONY: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry.
Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not
come back and tell this story. You understand?

PAULIE:I hear you.

(Paulie clicks off, looks at Christopher)

PAULIE: You're not gonna believe this.
He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

CHRISTOPHER (amazed): His house looked like ****.

im_invisible

two from Trainspotting:
film

The situation was becoming serious. Young Renton noticed the haste with which the successful, in the sexual sphere as in all others, segregated themselves from the failures.
Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim desperation took a hold in his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and an amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire, dot.
dot dot.

book

suddenly it's cauld, very fcukin cauld. The candle's nearly melted doon, The only real light's comin fae the telly. Something black and white's on . . . but the telly's a black and white set so it was bound tae be something black and white . . . wi a colour telly, it wid be different . . . perhaps.

Its freezing, but movement only makes ye caulder; by making ye aware that there’s fcuk all you can do, fcuk all you can really do, tae get warm. At least if ah stey still ah can pretend to masel ah have the power tae make masel warm, by just moving around or switching the fire oan. The trick is to be as still as possible. It’s easier than dragging yourself across the flair tae switch that fcukin fire oan.

Somebody else is in the room wi us. It’s Spud, ah think. It’s hard tae tell in the dark.
-Spud . . . Spud . . .
He sais nothing.
- It’s really fcukin cauld man.
Spud, if indeed it is the cnut, still says nothing. He could be deid, but probably no, because ah think his eyes are open. But that means fcuk all.

ok so that last one is more than a line, i think its a whole chapter actually

Pompey Magnus

bobzi wrote: »

From the Sopranos

TONY (through some static):
It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast!
The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando!
He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!

PAULIE: Get the **** outta here.

TONY: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry.
Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not
come back and tell this story. You understand?

PAULIE:I hear you.

(Paulie clicks off, looks at Christopher)

PAULIE: You're not gonna believe this.
He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

CHRISTOPHER (amazed): His house looked like ****.

That was such a funny scene, hilarious .