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American Psycho

Patrick Bateman wrote: »

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Mint Sauce

trainspotting,

after renton approaches diane for the first time outside the night club

diane

Do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type, but if I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?

roy123456789

Apocalypse Now

Do you smell that? It's napalm, son. Nothing else on the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Y'know, once we had a hail bomb....12 hours....and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body.

The smell, y'know that gasoline smell, that whole hell.

Smells like........ Victory.

Some day this war's gonna end."

- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore.

Napalm in the morning youtube clip

How do you add youtube clips? I've seen a few inside posts

Sam Vimes

he's not the messiah. he's a very naughty boy

Black Swan

Jack Nicholson is visiting his shrink, and upon leaving, he turns to a waiting room full of patients and says, "Have you ever thought that this is as good as it gets?" (As Good As It Gets, 1997).

Or...
Katherine Hepburn (Queen) and Peter O'Toole (King) just finish shouting at each other at the top of their voices (because he had discovered her plot to overthrow him). He storms off, while she leans against a wall, slowly slipping to the floor to sit and turns towards the camera, in a calm voice, "Every family has it's problems." (The Lion in Winter).

cjt156

Tony Soprano; Cunnilingus and Psychotherapy brought us to this.

Lawless_Samurai

"It's the old days. The bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back."

Marv from Sin City... Legend

meditraitor

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted"

George Best

AngryBadger

"THEY, WERE the law...it's a good line"

Harvey Birdman, the episode with that Horse who was a sheriff.

coolhandc

jackie treehorn treats objects like women man...

the dude,the big lebowski

CountingCrows

Cartman: Damn! ****! Respect my ****in' authoritayyy!

cson

One from a song, one from a tv show. Very different themes.

Homer Simpson wrote:

So what are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

And for the break-up/fight with the gf, the second verse of this song spells it out for me;

Snow Patrol - How To Be Dead wrote:

Please keep your hands down
And stop raising your voice
It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice
It's a simple suggestion can you give me some time
So just say yes or no
Why can't you shoulder the blame
Coz both my shoulders are heavy
From the weight of us both
You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth
You've not heard a single word I have said...
Oh, my God

-Leelo-

"I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead" - Jimmy Carr

Love this one from Snatch too:
Errol: ****face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: ****face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

knird evol

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
Emo Philips.


I'm walking home from school and I'm watching some men build a new house. All of a sudden the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.
- Emo Phillips

yom 1

Colm Meaney in the Snapper or pretty much the entire film of The Commitments

Colm: There's nothin on tele
Wife: There never is (as she sits knitting)
Colm: I know, I know, but I mean there's fcukin nothin on tele
Wife: Why dont you go to the pub
Colm: I cant go to the Pub ...... Suppose a roide is outta the question?
Wife: Sure why not
Colm: ARE YOU SERIOUS!
Wife: yeah just let me finish this line
Colm: Jaysus I'll just run up and brush my teeth so
Wife: that'd be nice

kev_s88

Rhyme wrote: »

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

So many lines in Army of Darkness and the Evil Dead series in general, superb.

best and worst film ever.good auld Necronomicon. Klaatu, barada, nikto


for me my favourite line has to be:

TED: see Dougal.this cow is small, but that one's FAR AWAY

or


"i promise you Kyle, before this day is over you will SUCK MY BALLS"

cartman in the imaginationland episodes of south park

monkey tennis

"They sucked his brains out!"

Terry

I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humour of your idleness:
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work;
But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So, when this loose behavior I throw off
And pay the debt I never promised,
By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
Redeeming time when men think least I will.

Exit

Prince Hal in Henry IV part 1.

Maple

cson wrote: »

The Matchmaker - "Daddy! Daddy! The shitbucket's full"..."C'mere, give me a look at that...... theres at least 2 more goes left in that bucket"

Worth watching for that alone.

oh fcuk yeah. LMAO. That line cracked me up. And the politicians faces! haaaaaaaa, gas altogether.

JIZZLORD

"You're right, we pixelated some onions...not a kitten...being chopped to death by Shakira..."

Simon amstell to Bill baileys team on Nevermind the buzzcocks (bill oddie suggested the kitten)

Dragan

Way of the Gun

"Hows about you shut that cnuts mouth before i come over there and fcuk start her head?"

Fight Club

"We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra."

hollywoodhoppy

'Oh... oh, man. I will do anything... ANYTHING to sleep with you chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even! Hell, I'll even shave some ass if they need it! Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes, chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality, oh yes!'

cson

This one from Snatch;

Turkish wrote:

I fail to recognise the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalising Gorgeous" and "a good deal".

And this one from fight club;

Tyler Durden wrote:

Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't.

jester77

I can resist everything except temptation.

Pompey Magnus

Al Pacino’s Inch by Inch Speech (from Any Given Sunday)

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that’s going to make the ****ing difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I’ll tell you this, in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can’t make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That’s a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That’s football guys.
That’s all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?



A great scene from a pretty poor film.

Creature

Snatch, the most quotable film ever (aside from the Monty Pythons):



Brick Top: Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

stratospheres

"Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!"

Out Of Order

meditraitor wrote: »

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted"

George Best

I thought it was "I spent most of my money on porter, and the rest foolishly" - John B Keane?

stooge

@Out Of Order :- Best did say that and his version sounds much better.


The Departed had some great quotes:

Mark Wahlberg's character (Dignam):
"I'm the guy doing my job. You must be the other guy."

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fcuk yourself."

"You may play a tough guy for your gangster friends, but you don't get nothing past me, you lace-curtain Irish fcuking pussy!"

"No, you don't know. Because if someone like you knew what we did, that would make us cnuts. Are you calling us cnuts?"


Alec Baldwin's character (Ellerby):

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fcuk yourself."

"Yes, those. I don't know what they are. You don't know what they are. Who gives afcuk?"

"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think 'at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.' Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."


"Go fcuk yourself."
"I'm tired from fcuking your wife."
"How is your mother?"
"Good. She's tired from fcuking my father."

EamonnKeane

not really a line, more of a sequence of lines:

A ragged urchin, aimless and alone,
Loitered about that vacancy; a bird
Flew up to safety from his well-aimed stone:
That girls are raped, that two boys knife a third,
Were axioms to him, who'd never heard
Of any world where promises were kept,
Or one could weep because another wept.

-WH Auden