Your Favourite Line?

cson

Its been quite the thought provoking day at cson towers today and in amongst the thoughts was this; What's your favourite line from any movie/tv show/book/whatever?

Two stand out for me;

Brian Fantana wrote:

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

My favourite of the many great Anchorman quotes 60% of the time it works everytime -- Lol

And,

Eamonn Dunphy wrote:

Would you let him drive the train to Cork Bill?

Classic Eamo

MrJoeSoap

If I can shoot rabbits, then I can shoot fascists.

Driver 8

"Man, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals"

Paul Newman: better than you

rossie1977

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ...and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Roddy Piper in They Live

Sleepy

"I dig music!... I'm on drugs!"

Steyr

Colin Farrell In Intermission, Bathroom Scene In The Pub "Your old one, man.
She poked me in the eye with her cock."


:D:D:D

P R I C E L E S S

Mint Sauce

probably rentons rant from trainspoting on what its like to be scotish, or just to keep it simple, from the itaian job, 'you were only suppose to blow the bl**dy doors off'

Rhyme

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

So many lines in Army of Darkness and the Evil Dead series in general, superb.

leninbenjamin

No Dougal, that's us, that's Catholicism.

The Bollox

probably what's in my sig, but another related, and shorter quote from the same source would be

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

another is this:
"The Universe: some information to help you live in it

...

population: none
It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."

Douglas Adams, what a guy!

randylonghorn

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy!"

Mint Sauce

irish-stew wrote: »

probably rentons rant from trainspoting on what its like to be scotish

tommy doesn't it make you proud to be scotish

renton its s***e being scotish, we're the lowest of the low, the scum of the f**king earth, some people hate the english, i don’t, their just w**kers, we on the other hand are conalised by w**kers, we couldn't even get a good society to be conalised by, its a s***e state of affairs tommy, and all the fresh air wont make any difference

Sonnenblumen

Burt Reynolds:

"I've tried living the poor way, I've tried living the rich way, I prefer the rich way":D

m83

i know its only new but i'm quite fond of the luas line.

cson

irish-stew wrote: »

tommy doesn't it make you proud to be scotish

renton its s***e being scotish, we're the lowest of the low, the scum of the f**king earth, some people hate the english, i don’t, their just w**kers, we on the other hand are conalised by w**kers, we couldn't even get a good society to be conalised by, its a s***e state of affairs tommy, and all the fresh air wont make any difference

The start of Trainspotting is excellent - Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

Also - "We call him the mother superior because of the length of his habit" lol

leninbenjamin wrote: »

No Dougal, that's us, that's Catholicism.

The bit where Dougal lists out the whole Bible story and goes I don't understand it Ted - What don't you understand Dougal? - All of it.:D

Lands Leaving

Pretty much everything in Its always sunny in philadelphia

- oh boo hoo you're addicted to crack

Frank:Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to... to cook for me, and clean up after me, and somebody that will do everything I say.
Charlie: Well, thats just a maid, you want a maid?
Frank: Yeah, that's right, a maid. A maid I can bang.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

There's a baby in this dumpster.

I don't wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face!

arbeitsscheuer

I told you I was ill

shane86

"Now go home and get your ****in shinebox" Billy Batts, Goodfellas


"No way would ya catch me doin it, poisonin me body with that sh1te!"

Begbie speaking about heroin, failing to see the irony he is smoking a fag and drinking whiskey at the time

Everything Dunphy on the "Niall Quinn is a creep" arguement. A particular highlight being "Rod Liddle! Hes the fella who left his wife for a young one!"

Mint Sauce

cson wrote: »

The start of Trainspotting is excellent - Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television,........

Also - "We call him the mother superior because of the length of his habit" lol

also when diane speaks to renton for the first time out side the club, cant remember the exact line, but it finishes with

'what wrong boy, cat got your tounge'

bronte

"Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains? I have cried every 15 minutes on the half hour since you told me that. I'm racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germophobic, phobiaphobic. I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that my cats often respond to me in my mothers voice. And yesteday when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stiching up because I couldn't stop thinking of the two of you having sex on a box of steaks. Why a box of steaks? Because my father had an affair with a female butcher. And as I mentioned before, I am insane"

Elliot Reid in Scrubs

cson

The Matchmaker - "Daddy! Daddy! The shitbucket's full"..."C'mere, give me a look at that...... theres at least 2 more goes left in that bucket"

Worth watching for that alone.

milli

They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so as if you're made out of metal it can attatch itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.

Sinfonia

I'm Rick James, bitch

wil

Pretty much everything from Fr Ted and Douglas Adams.

But last week from the JDuffyShow, by a woman deriding a poledancing fundraiser (all possible puns intended) :

"I'm not repressed, I'm not even Catholic"

Xavi6

Father Ted is the ultimate for lines. Here's two of my favs -

Ted wrote:

Clit power? What does that mean? I knew a Father Clint Power once, maybe she's talking about him?

John and Mary wrote:

Mary: (to John) You've a face like a pair o' tits!
John: At least that's one pair between us!

Intermission as well is comic gold, particularly Jerry Lynch -

You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man

This is what separates the men from the faggots.

and then there's -

John wrote:

I'll break your baldy head for ya, and I know you're baldy

The whole film is just brilliant. Tom Selleck references, 'sporty' older ladies, "Go fuck yourself" retorts, just brilliant.

Music wise the quote in my sig from Brighteyes song "Road to Joy" is great.

cson

Yeah parts of intermission are comedy gold.

bluto63

"What do you mean? African or European?"

And Samuels whole intimidation scene from Pulp Fiction: "What does Marcelles Wallace look like?"

worded

"I have a catering bucket of nutella back at my place and I was wondering.........."

That one of my own favorite lines .....

Saint_Mel

These are small... but the ones out there are far away

Dinxminx

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

I am a BORED certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin.

Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.

So, who wants me?

chopperbyrne

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry is the king of quotable lines.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

American Psycho

Patrick Bateman wrote: »

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Mint Sauce

trainspotting,

after renton approaches diane for the first time outside the night club

diane

Do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type, but if I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?

roy123456789

Apocalypse Now

Do you smell that? It's napalm, son. Nothing else on the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Y'know, once we had a hail bomb....12 hours....and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body.

The smell, y'know that gasoline smell, that whole hell.

Smells like........ Victory.

Some day this war's gonna end."

- Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore.

Napalm in the morning youtube clip

How do you add youtube clips? I've seen a few inside posts

Sam Vimes

he's not the messiah. he's a very naughty boy

Black Swan

Jack Nicholson is visiting his shrink, and upon leaving, he turns to a waiting room full of patients and says, "Have you ever thought that this is as good as it gets?" (As Good As It Gets, 1997).

Or...
Katherine Hepburn (Queen) and Peter O'Toole (King) just finish shouting at each other at the top of their voices (because he had discovered her plot to overthrow him). He storms off, while she leans against a wall, slowly slipping to the floor to sit and turns towards the camera, in a calm voice, "Every family has it's problems." (The Lion in Winter).

cjt156

Tony Soprano; Cunnilingus and Psychotherapy brought us to this.

Lawless_Samurai

"It's the old days. The bad days. The all-or-nothing days. They're back."

Marv from Sin City... Legend

meditraitor

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted"

George Best

AngryBadger

"THEY, WERE the law...it's a good line"

Harvey Birdman, the episode with that Horse who was a sheriff.

coolhandc

jackie treehorn treats objects like women man...

the dude,the big lebowski

CountingCrows

Cartman: Damn! ****! Respect my ****in' authoritayyy!

cson

One from a song, one from a tv show. Very different themes.

Homer Simpson wrote:

So what are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

And for the break-up/fight with the gf, the second verse of this song spells it out for me;

Snow Patrol - How To Be Dead wrote:

Please keep your hands down
And stop raising your voice
It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice
It's a simple suggestion can you give me some time
So just say yes or no
Why can't you shoulder the blame
Coz both my shoulders are heavy
From the weight of us both
You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth
You've not heard a single word I have said...
Oh, my God

-Leelo-

"I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead" - Jimmy Carr

Love this one from Snatch too:
Errol: ****face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: ****face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

knird evol

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
Emo Philips.


I'm walking home from school and I'm watching some men build a new house. All of a sudden the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse code.
- Emo Phillips

yom 1

Colm Meaney in the Snapper or pretty much the entire film of The Commitments

Colm: There's nothin on tele
Wife: There never is (as she sits knitting)
Colm: I know, I know, but I mean there's fcukin nothin on tele
Wife: Why dont you go to the pub
Colm: I cant go to the Pub ...... Suppose a roide is outta the question?
Wife: Sure why not
Colm: ARE YOU SERIOUS!
Wife: yeah just let me finish this line
Colm: Jaysus I'll just run up and brush my teeth so
Wife: that'd be nice

kev_s88

Rhyme wrote: »

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

So many lines in Army of Darkness and the Evil Dead series in general, superb.

best and worst film ever.good auld Necronomicon. Klaatu, barada, nikto


for me my favourite line has to be:

TED: see Dougal.this cow is small, but that one's FAR AWAY

or


"i promise you Kyle, before this day is over you will SUCK MY BALLS"

cartman in the imaginationland episodes of south park

monkey tennis

"They sucked his brains out!"

Terry

I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humour of your idleness:
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work;
But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So, when this loose behavior I throw off
And pay the debt I never promised,
By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
Redeeming time when men think least I will.

Exit

Prince Hal in Henry IV part 1.

Maple

cson wrote: »

The Matchmaker - "Daddy! Daddy! The shitbucket's full"..."C'mere, give me a look at that...... theres at least 2 more goes left in that bucket"

Worth watching for that alone.

oh fcuk yeah. LMAO. That line cracked me up. And the politicians faces! haaaaaaaa, gas altogether.

JIZZLORD

"You're right, we pixelated some onions...not a kitten...being chopped to death by Shakira..."

Simon amstell to Bill baileys team on Nevermind the buzzcocks (bill oddie suggested the kitten)