Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Evolute

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Top Ten tips for new Airsoft players:

1. You are not hit until 2 other people say you are.
2. Triggers get stuck sometimes. A good excuse to unload a full mag on that guy that shot you earlier.
3. If you're going to shoot someone, then do it right. Aim for the head.
4. Cheap bb's that disintegrate upon impact with wire mesh masks are fun. There is nothing is more hilarious that seeing some dude running blindly around a field bumping into objects whilst shouting "My eyes, oh god my eyes!!"
5. Be evil when playing. Everyone will find it hilarious and you'll be extra popular.
6. People who don't wear full face masks deserve to be shot in the face...repeatedly. Teach them a lesson. It's for their own benefit.
7. Need to go to the toilet during a game? The pallets provide plenty of privacy. How do you think it got so muddy around the pallets to begin with?
8. It's easy to trick the opposing team into thinking that you're already out of the game. Put you hands in the air, walk behind them, then shoot them all.
9. Practice your aiming. Local parks are fully of small children and animals that can be challenging moving targets.
10. When another player doesn't take their hits, walk over to them and give them a few punches. That'll teach em.

Eh not trying to dampen fun but not really a great idea regardless of where your posting that but this is on the stickies and is generally the first topic people see.

Mweelrea

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Top Ten tips for new Airsoft players:

1. You are not hit until 2 other people say you are.
2. Triggers get stuck sometimes. A good excuse to unload a full mag on that guy that shot you earlier.
3. If you're going to shoot someone, then do it right. Aim for the head.
4. Cheap bb's that disintegrate upon impact with wire mesh masks are fun. There is nothing is more hilarious that seeing some dude running blindly around a field bumping into objects whilst shouting "My eyes, oh god my eyes!!"
5. Be evil when playing. Everyone will find it hilarious and you'll be extra popular.
6. People who don't wear full face masks deserve to be shot in the face...repeatedly. Teach them a lesson. It's for their own benefit.
7. Need to go to the toilet during a game? The pallets provide plenty of privacy. How do you think it got so muddy around the pallets to begin with?
8. It's easy to trick the opposing team into thinking that you're already out of the game. Put you hands in the air, walk behind them, then shoot them all.
9. Practice your aiming. Local parks are fully of small children and animals that can be challenging moving targets.
10. When another player doesn't take their hits, walk over to them and give them a few punches. That'll teach em.

lol:D:D:D

If we hear reports of n00b's attempting to blind ppl then we'll know who to blame:p

Kudos for the tips though lol:D

CrazyRabbit

Oh come on guys. Nobody is that stupid to believe these are real tips on what you should do. Newbie player does not equal idiot.

The "My Eyes, my God my eyes" bit is hardly deadpan.

I mean really, come on. You've got to be taking the piss, right?

Mweelrea

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Oh come on guys. Nobody is that stupid to believe these are real tips on what you should do. Newbie player does not equal idiot.

The "My Eyes, my God my eyes" bit is hardly deadpan.

I mean really, come on. You've got to be taking the piss, right?

i was certinly joking

I mean no matter how much of a newbie they are surely they'd see it was a spoof when they read

Need to go to the toilet during a game? The pallets provide plenty of privacy. How do you think it got so muddy around the pallets to begin with?

hehe

Masada

LOL., funny post, but yes, its only a laugh as he said, dont anybody take this advice and use it as an excuse some saturday, your likely to come out of it with a broken nose to say the least.,

Sam Fisher

After reading all about Sunday, really upset I missed it. I was committed to paintball out in Bray. And on that note, I couldn't believe that there were so many people cheating!! Is it just me noticing this, what's the general feeling?

zero19

Cheatin bastids lol

Stercus Accidit

No honour without an honour system!

zero19

This wouldn't happen if we were all Japanese...

Masada

yeah but we woundnt rest until we sacrificed our own lives to kill the enemy that way.,
lol.,

CrazyRabbit

zero19 wrote: »

This wouldn't happen if we were all Japanese...

I've seen kamakazi players.

Sam Fisher

Well, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs...

Evolute

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Oh come on guys. Nobody is that stupid to believe these are real tips on what you should do. Newbie player does not equal idiot.

The "My Eyes, my God my eyes" bit is hardly deadpan.

I mean really, come on. You've got to be taking the piss, right?

Im not saying the noobies are idiots but come on some muppet is gonna read that do it and say that he read it on boards.ie
It got a laugh out of me but come on man you live in ireland and know how many window licking mongs are out there.

CrazyRabbit

Evolute wrote: »

Im not saying the noobies are idiots but come on some muppet is gonna read that do it and say that he read it on boards.ie
It got a laugh out of me but come on man you live in ireland and know how many window licking mongs are out there.

I don't cater to the idiocy of the 0.1% of the population who might possibly misunderstand.

In my 32 years, I don't think I've ever met anyone who would be capable of misinterpreting the joke. Even Liz McMahon would see the humour and she is one the biggest opponents of our sport.

CrazyRabbit

AEG cleaning made easy...

http://tinyurl.com/2ogwhx

Well, ok. Maybe not AEG's, but GBB's should be fine in this.

Fallschirmjager

Evolute wrote: »

you live in ireland and know how many window licking mongs are out there.

HAHAHAHAHAH...good jeasus...that is a classic....


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kevteljeur

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Oh come on guys. Nobody is that stupid to believe these are real tips on what you should do. Newbie player does not equal idiot.

The "My Eyes, my God my eyes" bit is hardly deadpan.

I mean really, come on. You've got to be taking the piss, right?

I'm a n00b, and as you've seen, less than clever. I printed that list out for my next visit.

zero19

Good god lol

andy_g

heres some off topicness for ya's

zero19

Lol "Your ****ed" Bad grammar! Grr lol

andy_g

ah well

Evolute

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

AEG cleaning made easy...

http://tinyurl.com/2ogwhx

Well, ok. Maybe not AEG's, but GBB's should be fine in this.

Some of those chemicals probably wouldnt work too well with any rubber seals in the aegs or gbbs

CrazyRabbit

I am seriously considering getting one of these...

http://tinyurl.com/2gashz

CrazyRabbit

Evolute wrote: »

Some of those chemicals probably wouldnt work too well with any rubber seals in the aegs or gbbs

And there is the small tiny issue of the kit costing over €7000

Evolute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2qfQzmFJMI&feature=related
Em its a bolt action ejecting rifle one shot in each bullet but what i thought was a bit dodgey was the bayonet on it
Can't be safe

zero19

It looks......Weird.. Anyway stayed up to look at the eclipse but of course the poxy clouds block my view

o1s1n

zero19 wrote: »

It looks......Weird.. Anyway stayed up to look at the eclipse but of course the poxy clouds block my view

Same here. Poxy Irish weather. :mad:

Guess it's good in a way. Means I won't be staying up till 3am and missing college tomorrow.

Gizmodeon

I am seriously considering getting one of these...

http://tinyurl.com/2gashz

Ooh the sites called "Oh Gizmo"
ha ha ha ha

There was an eclipse?
wow
I need to start watching the news again....

cannot sleep....need braaaaains
delicious braaaaaains!

andy_g

Gizmodeon wrote: »

Ooh the sites called "Oh Gizmo"
ha ha ha ha

There was an eclipse?
wow
I need to start watching the news again....

cannot sleep....need braaaaains
delicious braaaaaains!

see wat bebo has done to ya giz tut tut tut

o1s1n

NEWSFLASH

Vtec likes Ugg boots. Oh the shame.

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