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Dodgiest place you've drunkenly urinated?

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    #62
    pbug21
    Registered Users Posts: 30 ✭pbug21


    One of my mates.. In a glass standing by a table in the Stables in UL. Tried to get me to drink it say was vod + rb. Fortunately I seen him do it. There is photographic evidence. Hes a scumbag.. loveable rogue though.

    Me Fein.. walking down cruises street in Limerick pissing as I walked at 11.30 at night.


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    #63
    stevejazzx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    In front of Rathmines garda station, thought I'd save the old chaps a bit of legwork...as it turned though it went completely unoticed and I was soon on my way


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    #64
    kevmy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    Dodgiest place? Probably in the jacks of The Hole in the Wall pub in Galway during Rag Week. Christ I've been in better cattle sheds.

    Done it a few times on my way home from town and got caught short. It's a fair walk from town 30 mins sober and about 15 mins longer fluttered. I've got a couple of out of the way places that I favour - a wall near in the car park behind the cinema is good - great cover and copious vegetation.

    Worst I've ever witnessed was at a house party. Two guys in the bathroom - brothers - one puking in the sink the other taking a sh1t and the door locked. They were in there about half an hour. One of the other guys got impatient and found a 2 litre water bottle. Filled it 95% of the way then stopped. No spillage either - very impressive.


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    #65
    mise_me_fein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭mise_me_fein


    I remember going on a trip to Holland with my school when I was 15(I can't believe they took us there at that age), anyway we all got drunk and they sorta knew it so they wouldn't stop the bus, so the lads at the back of the bus pissed into a 2l coke bottle but it was more or less full and a lot the piss spewed over one of my mates who was conked out.

    They just threw the bottle of p!ss out of the bus onto the motorway. LOL


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    #66
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Outside the National Assembly building in Paris. The Gendarmes were not impressed.


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    #67
    RichTea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭RichTea


    The Spire :o


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    #68
    Caliden
    Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    On my friends car door handle ~10 minutes before he opened it to bring us home. Shhh!


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    #69
    nesf
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    On a well hidden electic fence at the side of a field. Not a nice experience. :(


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    #70
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    The worst place for me has to be on the door of the New York Fashion Institute the day of the 1998 World Cup final. I was drinking since 10am (time difference) and this was about 11pm, absolutely hammered. It made sense at the time. I also have had some strange sleepwalking peeing incidents that I won't go into.


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    #71
    S*H*A*N*E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭S*H*A*N*E


    i went in connolly station and got caught, my friend once went in a taxi and we only realised when we got out and there was a puddle where he was sitting.


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    #72
    starn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭starn


    In someones pint, and then handed it back to them.


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    #73
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    Roof of Stephen's Green shopping centre...


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    #74
    Alanstrainor
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 23,157 Mod ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    stevo86 wrote: »
    At the entrance to trinity college at the end of Dame St.

    +1


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    #75
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    never drunkenly.

    but i was on a school tour in april to rome and was in the vatican. Was absolutely bursting so got a few boys to stand around me while i pissed into a bottle of nestea...


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    #76
    Outer Bongolia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Outer Bongolia


    All over Bosco


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    #77
    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Trip with the lads to Madrid, a mate pissed on a sort of central cop shop place, without realising what it was...


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    #78
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    Taxi driver told me it costs him a day's work and a lot of money when people soil his cab, because he has to take it off the road and valet it.

    I've always wondered why no one has recorded the dream YouTube prank: find a popular night pee spot and set up a camera, a stereo with Stars and Stripes Forever ready to go at full blast, a couple of strong spotlights and a couple of big buckets of water, and film the ensuing fun when some poor drunk comes along and tries to waveringly pee. Twould be fun.


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    #79
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Was walking up Nassau St very frosty night ,all the cars had their windows well frozen over. Burstin for a piss so I reckoned I'd do someone a favour so went to a parked Mini and proceeded to defrost the windscreen.

    In full flow next thing I see a female hand trying to clear the mist from the inside..............male companion also in the car canoodling looked angry....legged it rapido.


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