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How do you clean your bum?

HelterSkelter · 2007-10-22 10:21:01

This is something I've wondered about for a while now. Why do we wipe our arse with paper after taking a dump? I mean, if you accidentally got **** on your hand would you clean it off with paper? No, you would most likely use warm water and soap? So why then use paper on your bum?!! I have started using water instead of…

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#62 23-10-2007 12:39pm
richie_rvf

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You can blame your female partner for towel stains - "honey, have you been using false tan again?"

How about the army method, use 1 sheet, tear a corner off, put a hole in the center of the sheet, insert finger and use to clean, wipe off finger with sheet.....

.... now, with the corner piece, clean under your nail!

Done

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#63 23-10-2007 12:44pm
togster

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Another sh1te thread...
Something has to be done.

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#64 23-10-2007 1:01pm
Terry

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Indeed.
Enough of this.

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