Shipping All the Scumbags Off Of The Island

Kintarō Hattori

Is anyone here a fan of the 'scumbags' that seem to be so prevalent in Dublin city? We're always complaining about them here on boards, I and probably you complain about them to your mates etc. No-one really likes them. They are uncouth, unpleasent, threatening etc etc.

So I have a solution how to deal with them. We round them all up and ship them off to an island off the coast somewhere, or if that's not big enough, several islands. We build whatever necessary facilities are needed, housing, healthcare etc.

Now obviously it can be hard to distinguish sometimes who's a scumbag and who isn't. I admit that this screening process will be difficult to get right, but it's a start. Basically if you don't contribute to society in a helpful and productive manner, your off to the island. I realise many people will say X, Y and Z don't contribute, but they aren't scumbags and we're dealing with the scumbag issue first.

I'm not proposing this as a perfect solution, and it still needs plenty of work and refinement, but at least they'd be off of our streets and Dublin will ideally be a safer and cleaner place to be. I realise it's harsh, against many civil and human rights, but they're scumbags, so I can live with it.

So I ask you, what do you think of the idea of rounding them up and shipping them off. How can we refine the idea into a plausible solution. I know it's not an appealing idea to anyone in power, but screw that!!!

smashey

Why not just shoot them and save all that travel to off-shore islands? :rolleyes:

Hrududu

You know in the film version we will be cheering them on as they escape the island and get their revenge on everyone else. Twill be exciting.

r3nu4l

Years ago, the English used to ship all their "scumbags" off to a large island too. They called it Australia. It seems to have worked out as many people now voluntarily emigrate to the same island!

Terry

I'm with you, Herr Furher.

patrickolee

No need to ship them off anywhere, or shoot them, just sterilize them.

patrickolee

Del Griffith wrote:

Years ago, the English used to ship all their "scumbags" off to a large island too. They called it Australia. It seems to have worked out as many people now voluntarily emigrate to the same island!

Think that'd be the 'british' rather than english... and I think that we would have been part of Britain at that time

Celticfire

Del Griffith wrote:

Years ago, the English used to ship all their "scumbags" off to a large island too. They called it Australia. It seems to have worked out as many people now voluntarily emigrate to the same island!

I can just picture it.......... ships loaded up with shiny tracksuit, hoodie wearing scobies........ ahhh bliss......

Giblet

I'm not touching this one.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

it could be called "The Lord of the Flies Program"!

_blank_

Instead of victimising them by shipping them off we should be trying, as a civilised society, to rehabilitate them.

They are victims already, and therefore should be looked on compassionately.

John Mason

i am with you, when do we start rounding them up ?

Terry

Something similar to this came up last night. I was going to post then, but I wasn't really bothered.

Here's the problem.

Supply and demand.
As long as people are willing to buy knock off goods, there will be a scumbag element.
From the cheap cigarettes on the streets to the heroin dealers to the people who flog stolen gear in markets.
You could ship off every scumbag, but some entrepaneur would just step in, hire some gullible (that's how it's spelt, folks) kids, who in turn end up getting deeper and deeper into crap and the whole cycle begins again.

So the next time you buy any of these products, remember that you are funding the scumbag element and keeping them on the streets.

Ishmael

Edit: nevermind, i misread the post.

Don't really care about the scumbags though, just get rid of all those beggars.

_blank_

Ishmael wrote:

So we should all do our shopping in marks and spencers then?

Who said that?

Aldi and Lidl are there, and are cheaper alternatives.

Not as cheap of something from 'the back of a lorry', granted, but then people that sell stuff from the back of lorries, are generally scumbags.

biko

Anyone with a sovereign ring is shipped off to england.
Anyone with a celtic top is shipped to scotland.

Orange69

DesF wrote:

Instead of victimising them by shipping them off we should be trying, as a civilised society, to rehabilitate them.

They are victims already, and therefore should be looked on compassionately.

What complete and utter twaddle!! Victims my hole... They dont work, they get free houses and money from the government... and all they do it victimize the good and honest people trying to get by in this country..

They are scum and should be treated as such... shooting is too good for them imo...

_blank_

Orange69 wrote:

What complete and utter twaddle!! Victims my hole... They dont work, they get free houses and money from the government... and all they do it victimize the good and honest people trying to get by in this country..

They are scum and should be treated as such... shooting is too good for them imo...

They are a product of a dysfunctional society. A society that both you and I are a part of. These people are just as much part of society as we are.

We marginalise them on the basis of their address or accent.

When marginalised, various studies have shown that people tend to react against the society that has marginalised them (The Irish themselves reacted against the British, the native South African population reacted against the Apartheid government etc etc).

The marginalised are pushed to live in, what are in effect, ghettos, where they have no chance to break the cycle of depression and poverty, which can often lead to a life of crime.

They are victims of the times, and should be treated as such.

ntlbell

Celticfire wrote:

I can just picture it.......... ships loaded up with shiny tracksuit, hoodie wearing scobies........ ahhh bliss......

So who are we shipping off?

People who wear tracksuits?

People who wear shiny tracksuits?

People who wear hoodies?

People who wear Air Max?

Boy racers?

nike caps?

I'm confused by this thread all ready to what a scumbag is and it seems everyone else is too.

The Hill Billy

Somthing similar was discussed in AH last year. See here.

I maintain that Ireland's Eye is a good spot for this for reasons outlined in link above.

Giblet

ntlbell wrote:

So who are we shipping off?

People who wear tracksuits?

People who wear shiny tracksuits?

People who wear hoodies?

People who wear Air Max?

Boy racers?

nike caps?

I'm confused by this thread all ready to what a scumbag is and it seems everyone else is too.

I think this is obvious to anyone and we don't need to get into the logistics behind it, and just let the boys have their fun and don't read the thread if you are offended easily.

From this point, if you're going to be offended by the obvious discussion that will follow, don't read the thread. It's not my job to protect your eyes from reading something you find offensive when it's an obvious piss take. You have no right to not be offended and I want to do a test and see how far we go without a reported post. The obvious solution is not to read the thread past this point.

Kintarō Hattori

Look it's a tough solution I know, but we're supposedly civilised human beings so shooting them isn't an option. Also there is no point in shipping them off to some other country. We wouldn't appreciate it if they landed on our doorstep from somewhere else.

No this is our problem and we deal with it. We have plenty of islands off of the coast or we could purchase a big enough island somewhere else in the world to send them.
As for who we ship off, we all know a scumbag when we see them and alot of people have them in their area. Like I said we'd need a screening process and I'm sure if we put enough thought into it it could be reasonably effective.

Do you think once we get rid of them we leave them to their own devices or should we try and give them a way to provide for themselves? I'm not overly keen on the idea of having to pay out continuly for their upkeep so what idea's do you have?

TerryTate

eo980 wrote:

Is anyone here a fan of the 'scumbags' that seem to be so prevalent in Dublin city? We're always complaining about them here on boards, I and probably you complain about them to your mates etc. No-one really likes them. They are uncouth, unpleasent, threatening etc etc.

So I have a solution how to deal with them. We round them all up and ship them off to an island off the coast somewhere, or if that's not big enough, several islands. We build whatever necessary facilities are needed, housing, healthcare etc.

Now obviously it can be hard to distinguish sometimes who's a scumbag and who isn't. I admit that this screening process will be difficult to get right, but it's a start. Basically if you don't contribute to society in a helpful and productive manner, your off to the island. I realise many people will say X, Y and Z don't contribute, but they aren't scumbags and we're dealing with the scumbag issue first.

I'm not proposing this as a perfect solution, and it still needs plenty of work and refinement, but at least they'd be off of our streets and Dublin will ideally be a safer and cleaner place to be. I realise it's harsh, against many civil and human rights, but they're scumbags, so I can live with it.

So I ask you, what do you think of the idea of rounding them up and shipping them off. How can we refine the idea into a plausible solution. I know it's not an appealing idea to anyone in power, but screw that!!!

It is not just Dublin anymore, it is the whole country. We are a suburb of the UK and what ever happens there, eventually happens here, and they are totally out of control in the UK, due to the liberal and PC, softly softly approach towards crime and society, and also parents not taking responsibility in what their kids are getting upto. It can only get worse.

Orange69

ntlbell wrote:

I'm confused by this thread all ready to what a scumbag is and it seems everyone else is too.

No its just you...

Kintarō Hattori

hehe..

patrickolee

ntlbell wrote:

So who are we shipping off?

People who wear tracksuits?

People who wear shiny tracksuits?

People who wear hoodies?

People who wear Air Max?

Boy racers?

nike caps?

I'm confused by this thread all ready to what a scumbag is and it seems everyone else is too.

It'd have to be "on benefits" + "criminal conviction" = "scumbag". DesF, you're talking twaddle, this is After Hours :-)

Terry

patrickolee wrote:

It'd have to be "on benefits" + "criminal conviction" = "scumbag". DesF, you're talking twaddle, this is After Hours :-)

Cool.
I'm a scumbag then.
Well, not yet. Two weeks time though I could very well be.

So what about students then?
The ones who get grants. That's a government handout and a fair few of the Maynooth heads pop up in the court pages of the local rag every so often.

Also, Unemployment benefit is what you get when you have worked.
Unemployment assistance is what you get when you have no stamps.

ejmaztec

There are some spare islands in the Pacific, the ones that were used for nuclear testing. We could have some of that there extraordinary rendition. The only problem would be, what would the people left in Ireland do with all that free space?:D

Kintarō Hattori

Terry wrote:

....what about students then?
The ones who get grants. That's a government handout and a fair few of the Maynooth heads pop up in the court pages of the local rag every so often.

Ah students we can leave alone, while not the most pleasant of people they are far from scumbag material.

You know the scumbags who only wear sports clothes, so stumble their speech, who drop litter outside of the shop, who have withered faces from a life of drugs and booze, who wear a baseball cap slightly to the side and flared up, who walk with a cigarette hanging from their mouth, who don't have a job and live off of state benefits while multiplying like there's no tomorrow. Oh and the scumbag wimmins who wear pyjama's outside!

r3nu4l

patrickolee wrote:

Think that'd be the 'british' rather than english... and I think that we would have been part of Britain at that time

...and I think we all know that at that time England was Britain.

0ubliette

Sure if its minorities were kicking out of the country, lets get rid of a few foriegners too, eh? I mean surely none of them could be classified as scumbags, certainly none of the ones around my area that walk around the streets drinking cans eh?
Everyone knows its only people in tracksuits and baseball caps that commit crimes

Rob_l

If the "scumbags" are going Im leaving too

This country wont be any fun with just the damp squibs left


So long suckers


now where is my shiny tracksuit and white socks, so i can tuck legs of said trackie into

connundrum

biko wrote:

Anyone with a celtic top is shipped to scotland.

I'll not be wearing my Offaly jersey in Dublin anymore so

mikemac

We have plently of Islands but none are far enough away.

Time to use Rockall
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall

We've a good claim to the Island so time to enforce it.
Only problem is it's so small we can only fit a few scumbags at one time

Kintarō Hattori

0ubliette wrote:

Sure if its minorities were kicking out of the country, lets get rid of a few foriegners too, eh? I mean surely none of them could be classified as scumbags, certainly none of the ones around my area that walk around the streets drinking cans eh?
Everyone knows its only people in tracksuits and baseball caps that commit crimes

Come on now Oubliette, I know your not overly fond of the foreigners but this proposal is for our own home grown scumbags.

_blank_

What about a Battle Royale type scenario?

Pick an Estate of Scumbags each week and send them off.

Let them kill each other, thr winner gets a job and a makeover.

Dara Robinson

DesF wrote:

Instead of victimising them by shipping them off we should be trying, as a civilised society, to rehabilitate them.

They are victims already, and therefore should be looked on compassionately.

Screw that, we tried all that and got rid of the ballymun flats and stuff like that and now look at it. they moved out into our lovely country side. Now everytime I go down to visit someone all I hear is:

Story bud... can you spare a ciggy?

Story bud... you know what time it is?

Story bud... you have a light to go with your ciggy?

Do you want some gear?

To quote a famous Dalek

Dalek wrote:

EXTERMINATE!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!

cance

ah here now cmon,

why would we ship those coonts off to a nice remote island, why not just round up the daycent folk and leave the scumm here?

0ubliette wrote:

Sure if its minorities were kicking out of the country, lets get rid of a few foriegners too, eh? I mean surely none of them could be classified as scumbags, certainly none of the ones around my area that walk around the streets drinking cans eh?

if we ship the foreigners out, who will wait our tables, work in our spar's and feed us in mc donalds? foreigners took the jobs that the scumbags couldnt be arsed doing.

John Mason

look, i understand what DesF is saying but i have had enough, its time to stand up to these scumbags. i.e there has been a spat of rocks being put through car windows around where my friend lives, no attempt to steal the cars or anything in them. they are just doing because they can.

how can you reason with someone like that, i say "off with their heads"

MOH

eo980 wrote:

Do you think once we get rid of them we leave them to their own devices or should we try and give them a way to provide for themselves? I'm not overly keen on the idea of having to pay out continuly for their upkeep so what idea's do you have?

Nah, we'd have to provide some sort of support, at least initially. Otherwise would be the same as shooting.

Money wouldn't be an issue, just stick cameras everywhere and sell it to C4. Or Sky.

By the time they worked it out and the cameras got vandalised, they should be self sufficient.

Cuddlesworth

cance wrote:

ah here now cmon,

why would we ship those coonts off to a nice remote island, why not just round up the daycent folk and leave the scumm here?



if we ship the foreigners out, who will wait our tables, work in our spar's and feed us in mc donalds? foreigners took the jobs that the scumbags couldnt be arsed doing.

Plus if we get rid of them, who do I look down on?

Kintarō Hattori

OK so we have to provide for them and your idea is not a bad one. This really would be the ultimate reality show. I wonder would other countries follow our lead?

Does anyone think we'd be penalised internationally? Embargoes and all that?

krazy_8s wrote:

Plus if we get rid of them, who do I look down on?

Teenagers and students would be a good starting point.

cance

eo980 wrote:

Teenagers and students would be a good starting point.

Voodu Child

Im curious - do scumbags know they're scumbags?

Even if they're not massive internet users, there's bound to be SOME reading this thread....are they sitting there thinking 'Yeah, lets ship them bleedin scumbags..!', or are they thinking 'Jaayysis, don't ship me & Anto off, I bleedin' love it here it Tallaght!' ?

Gizzle

voodoo_child wrote:

Im curious - do scumbags know they're scumbags?

Even if they're not massive internet users, there's bound to be SOME reading this thread....are they sitting there thinking 'Yeah, lets ship them bleedin scumbags..!', or are they thinking 'Jaayysis, don't ship me & Anto off, I bleedin' love it here it Tallaght!' ?

lol....You said Anto.

Cuddlesworth

Gizzle wrote:

lol....You said Anto.

Get him Johno

SoupyNorman

Set up a special offer stand in Tommys World of Wonder offering a free 10 pack of SuperKings with evey Cheapest of the cheap frozen pizza (you know the pizzas where the cheese goes black after 10 seconds in the oven)

Set up a trap door in front of the stand and you will scoop up the scumbags in thier droves.

Problemo Solved.

Cheeky_gal

Why scumbags?? If ur gonna ship any dudes off please get rid of those D4 ra ra ra ra highlighted hair muppets off to the island ooor islands as ya say!!

Anyone seen green street??? one word....WOW! The "rough" type aka "scumbag" which is really portrayed in this movie is suucha turn on! haha

lezizi

You think Dublin is bad for scumbags, try living in limerick, there are no normal people left:eek:

bohsman

We should send them to Connacht.

ntlbell

voodoo_child wrote:

Im curious - do scumbags know they're scumbags?

Even if they're not massive internet users, there's bound to be SOME reading this thread....are they sitting there thinking 'Yeah, lets ship them bleedin scumbags..!', or are they thinking 'Jaayysis, don't ship me & Anto off, I bleedin' love it here it Tallaght!' ?

They probably sit on the top of a bus with there lil phone's hopping a few tunes out and they see a little fag and think hmm he looks like one of those little boards nerds, lets kick the **** out of him.

then you turn up on AH with some poxy story about how a few scumbags attacked ye for no reason there was a reason, you looked like a little D4 nerdy fag :rolleyes: