average age

legspin

38. Have managed to get a beer gut in spite of not drinking for over 10 years now.

DublinWriter

37. My woman toyed with my bald-patch the other day and went "awww that's cute". When I complain about my gut to her she always says "you wouldn't be as sexy if you were skinny".

Unlike previous gf's, she hates the vibrating effects of my leather Laz-e-Boy recliner and will allow me to park my arse on in for hours without interruption.

She is indeed an angel sent from heaven above and fetches a cool one from the fridge without hesitation although I already have a built-in mini-'fridge in the arm rest of the Laz-e-Boy.

I think I'll marry her.

trout

DublinWriter wrote:

37. My woman toyed with my bald-patch the other day and went "awww that's cute". When I complain about my gut to her she always says "you wouldn't be as sexy if you were skinny".

Unlike previous gf's, she hates the vibrating effects of my leather Laz-e-Boy recliner and will allow me to park my arse on in for hours without interruption.

She is indeed an angel sent from heaven above and fetches a cool one from the fridge without hesitation although I already have a built-in mini-'fridge in the arm rest of the Laz-e-Boy.

I think I'll marry her.

If this girl is real ... and not some imaginary ideal wimmin ... marry her. She is a keeper. :cool:

Hagar

DublinWriter wrote:

I think I'll marry her.

Whoa. Stop right there pal. Think of the effort.

Let her marry you...:D

fredzer

DublinWriter wrote:

37. My woman toyed with my bald-patch the other day and went "awww that's cute". When I complain about my gut to her she always says "you wouldn't be as sexy if you were skinny".

Unlike previous gf's, she hates the vibrating effects of my leather Laz-e-Boy recliner and will allow me to park my arse on in for hours without interruption.

She is indeed an angel sent from heaven above and fetches a cool one from the fridge without hesitation although I already have a built-in mini-'fridge in the arm rest of the Laz-e-Boy.

I think I'll marry her.

does she have any sisters ??:)
32 here, beer gut coming on nicely, love handels in full effect !

Zaph

DublinWriter wrote:

I think I'll marry her.

You don't want to do that, it only activates the nag feature.

Dun laoire

zaph wrote:

You don't want to do that, it only activates the nag feature.

and not to forget the deactivation of the BJ feature

DublinWriter

zaph wrote:

You don't want to do that, it only activates the nag feature.

But isn't there a service pack somewhere that I could download?

sd123

[cough] I'm 18 [cough] Already enjoying alcohol way too much. dunno bout the receding hairlne though.

Slow Motion

DublinWriter wrote:

But isn't there a service pack somewhere that I could download?

Not one that works ! However you can run mistress 2.0 in parrallel ! Just make sure there is no crossover !

maximusdecimus

im 22 with a beer gut devoloping nicely!!

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Not one that works ! However you can run mistress 2.0 in parrallel ! Just make sure there is no crossover !

Dual booting is very risky.

Maple

I've just gone 30. well 4 months ago.

cance

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Dual booting is very risky.

especially when they become aware of each other and fight for the bootloader :P

24, hair going, workin on the gut.

AlmightyCushion

cance wrote:

especially when they become aware of each other and fight for the bootloader :P

Then it's time to format and start over.