It's Britney Bitch - the 'Oh God, what's Britney done now?' thread

Everyone she's back and her new song is brilliant I mean up there with Toxic

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4817

daiixi

What, terrible?

purplegeko

Horrible they played it on todayfm last night. I never liked Britney but this isn't much of a comeback.

rannerap

yeah its not very good for a come back

The trick with this song, I find, is to listen to it with some nice earphones. That or a ferocious club soundsystem. It's a devious little song, this.

Stargal

I like it. Really surprised that it's decent tbh; was expecting a trainwreck. But it's a good single. Hope it does well for her.

DRakE

According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby"
Other sources are saying the lyrics are:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby"


I'd **** a brick laughing if it was the first one

Stargal

DRakE wrote:

According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby"
Other sources are saying the lyrics are:

"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby"


I'd **** a brick laughing if it was the first one

According to songmeanings.net, it's the slightly less controversial 'Make him call me mama'.

And Cold as Fire is one of the songs that was leaked in the past week, but it's not going to be her new single.

Nala

If her new "comeback" song was by anyone else no one would listen to it. It's nothing special at all.

of course but really thats how people make their money and she has earned her status in the past she just has to salvage it

Stench Blossoms

I like it. I think she's a headcase but the songs grand.

Bubs101

I think it's qiute (no idea how to spell it) good but it's no born to make you happy

purplegeko

her new release/ leak "Kiss You All Over" - Not back actually catchy and it kill me to say that

http://perezhilton.com/?p=5258

Amz

If reports on her performance at the VMAs are true then I really don'tt think this will be enough to salvage what's left of her "pop" career.

From RTE.ie

Spears' MTV comeback a big letdown:

Britney Spears made her comeback at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas last night, but dressing in a stripper-like outfit and miming her new single she failed to impress.

Spears performed her new single 'Gimme More' in a black sequined bikini and knee-high boots.

Reuters reported that she moved "sluggishly around the stage", "often with the support of a troupe of dancers" at the Palms casino.
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The 25-year-old singer, said Reuters, is "no longer boasting the buff body that helped drive her to international superstardom almost a decade ago".

Speaking to Reuters, gossip columnist Perez Hilton said of Spears: "She blew it. Everybody knows Britney lip-syncs, but that's because she dances so much. She barely even danced in this."

Hilton continued: "It was so bad. It was painful. It was embarrassing. And I loved it!"

During a performance on Saturday night, rapper Kanye West said of Spears: "I can't believe she would perform. She hasn't had a hit record in years."

Spears' new album is due out in November.

BaZmO*

Bubs101 wrote:

I think it's qiute (no idea how to spell it)

Little tip for ya. Every word in the English language beginning with the letter "Q" is proceeded by the letter "u"

The only exception is the word Qwerty and words of a foreign origin.

purplegeko

BaZmO* wrote:

Little tip for ya. Every word in the English language beginning with the letter "Q" is proceeded by the letter "u"
The only exception is the word Qwerty and words of a foreign origin.

This is probably the very last forum i thought i'd get a handy spelling tip!

Back on topic I have watched the Britney performance and it was woeful. It was obvious she was just going through the motions and didn't really want to be there, i don't know how but she didn't even mime in time.:rolleyes:

norbert64

it was pure car crash tv, for sure.

mind you, score one for curvy women everywheres

Ms Inquisitive

I forgot the 9 o'clock showing of the VMA's so I'm waiting for the 11 o'clock one!

Just have to see how bad she actually was. Just hoping they haven't edited to the extreme now!

MrJoeSoap

Okay, whatever about the topic at hand, but who the **** is Perez Hilton??? I've seen that bloody name everywhere over the past week.

Ms Inquisitive

He's a gossip columinist in Hollywood!!

His website receives millions of hits a day and he seems to be working wit MTV now!

Check out his site, it's updated every couple of hours with new stories about celebs and he works off people mailing him photos and stories!

I've seen him on tv a few times and he is classic!!

MrJoeSoap

Ms Inquisitive wrote:

He's a gossip columinist in Hollywood!!

His website receives millions of hits a day and he seems to be working wit MTV now!

Check out his site, it's updated every couple of hours with new stories about celebs and he works off people mailing him photos and stories!

I've seen him on tv a few times and he is classic!!

Thanks for finally sorting that one out, though I think I'll steer clear of him for now!

Jesus Wept

Toxic was good, I like the strings on it, this is fairly sh1t.

MayMay

Does anyone have a link to her VMA performance that was apparently so bad? No sign of it on You Tube yet surprisingly and our MTV is gone now.

MrJoeSoap

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9qwtXrF8lh4

MayMay

Cheers Joe but "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc. " came up.

MrJoeSoap

Ah sugar, must literally have been taken down in the last 10 minutes, I watched it there after I posted the link.

MayMay

Aww thanks anyway Joe, those feckers are quick!

Stargal

It wasn't quite as terrible as I'd expected after reading the reports - it was more tragic than awful tbh. A bit of me still believed that she could pull off a killer performance last night, despite the craziness of the last few months. I think it's fair to say I was wrong...

Driver 8

What, like all the great performances she used to give us? How last night was any different from the sad, over choreographed, miming she's always done, I don't know...

Same with the Spice Girls reunion, do people not remember how shoddy it all was?

MayMay

Any links that work yet?

Missy Moo

Id love to see it myself.