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Best way you'd like to die?

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    #62
    AlmightyCushion
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    Duggy747 wrote:
    Like that, I'd enter the BB contest and smuggle in some weapons and tear gas..........they want ratings? Ho ho, I'll give 'em ratings!!

    Nah weapons make it too quick and painless for those stupid b@stards. Get up in the middle of the night and baricade all the doors then take the "contestants" one by one and brutally torture them to death until the police eventually break the door down and try and stop you from completing your goal.


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    #63
    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    shane86 wrote:
    I would have said doing anything to Chuck Norris but apparently he is all pacifist and religious now in real life :)
    Brilliant, that means that even I could beat up Chuck Norris.


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    #64
    humanji
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    Feral Mutant wrote:
    Brilliant, that means that even I could beat up Chuck Norris.
    No it doesn't :D


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    #65
    MayMay
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    brown*eyed*girl wrote:
    Boring for me I want to die in my sleep & with no pain. Its the way my Nanny died (RIP) & I swear she had a smile on her face so must've have been having some sweet dreams.

    Either way as long as its quick & painfree I don't mind!
    Exactly! :)


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    #66
    MayMay
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    brown*eyed*girl wrote:
    Boring for me I want to die in my sleep & with no pain. Its the way my Nanny died (RIP) & I swear she had a smile on her face so must've have been having some sweet dreams.

    Either way as long as its quick & painfree I don't mind!
    Exactly! :)


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    #67
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Suppose you could be a dickhead and go about killing all these unstoppable action heroes in the most ridiculously hilarious way:

    Strangle Chuck Norris with a cordless phone.
    Tie Steven Seagal up and make him die of exhaustion from watching his own movies.
    Smother Bruce Willis with a toupee.
    Lamenate Stallone.

    As for Arnie, I couldn't kill him. That would be like killing a God........oh it's nearly 3:30, time for my regular pray in my Arnie shrine.....gotta go!


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    #68
    [Deleted User]
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    Falling into the Sun.


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    #69
    admiralofthefleet
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    in my sleep, that way i would'nt wake up and find myself dead and die with the shock


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    #70
    the_syco
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    Death @ 105 years old, with an M60 in my hands, spitting death into the enemy...

    Definate entry into Valhalla!:cool:


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    #71
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    go to a big city, claim to be the sun of god. then the whole world can watch you die! (im sure if they had TV when jusus was around, his crucifiction would have been all over the news)


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    #72
    Amy Elliott
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    eaten alive by my cats whilst listening to some leonard cohen


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    #73
    AlmightyCushion
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    Colton Young Glue wrote:
    go to a big city, claim to be the sun of god. then the whole world can watch you die! (im sure if they had TV when jusus was around, his crucifiction would have been all over the news)

    They wouldn't crucify you, they would just stick you in the looney bin.


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    #74
    dulpit
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    on a plane that is crashing, taking off shirt to reveal a superman outfit, i'll yell never fear! Jump out the door and plummet to the ground.... All the people on board will have got their hopes up because Superman was gonna save the day, then they'll see me go toppling and they'll realise they'll be screwed :D:D

    However, i do also like the Elisha Cuthbert idea, possibly with a side of Natalie Portman?


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    #75
    davidj
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    eaten by a great white shark


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    #76
    AlmightyCushion
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    dulpit wrote:
    on a plane that is crashing, taking off shirt to reveal a superman outfit, i'll yell never fear! Jump out the door and plummet to the ground.... All the people on board will have got their hopes up because Superman was gonna save the day, then they'll see me go toppling and they'll realise they'll be screwed :D:D

    :D Very good idea.


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    #77
    Duggy747
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    Since the Den is live I'd go on and shoot Dustin and then shoot myself in the neck spewing blood everywhere...........nice cherised memories for kid's watching :D

    (Obviously, I'd take care of the producers first so they don't cut the show in the middle of my climb to fame)


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    #78
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    getting pulled into a mincemeat machine ater putting that tranny from tele bingo first!


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    #79
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Colton Young Glue wrote:
    putting that tranny
    Is this some sort of euphemism ?


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    #80
    Crumble Froo
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    oddly i was having this conversation recently, if i ever end up as a vegetable, or with alzheimers, i wana die in the middle stages of alzheimers - when im not sure where or when i am, but still know WHO i am...

    otherwise, in water, id love to swim with sharks, ive always said if i died doing that, id die happy... though OP's idea of parachuting with no parachute is a gud'un too, provided the fall killed me sufficiently.


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    #81
    Nala
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    I would like to die in my sleep. Death is one of my biggest fears, I can't imagine not being.


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    #82
    piby
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    In some sort of hilarious fashion in which I come up with something very witty to say just as I die :D Or else in a blaze of glory although we'd all like that

    In reality i'll probably have a really **** death where I die of old (or young) age while im mowing the lawn or something!


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    #83
    philstar
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    well as long as its not on the toilet..like Elvis

    too many peanut butter & bannana sarnies for the king did it;)


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    #84
    boneless
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    In someone elses sleep, at the age of 99...


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    #85
    [Deleted User]
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    Its romantic trite I know but ideally I'd like to die the way it happened in that film the Notebook:rolleyes: I know I know but still!

    I think its so sweet when you hear of someone old dying and then their partner dying in such a short time later... its like they couldn't live without them.


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    #86
    Anti
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    With a pint in one hand and a joint in the other. Best way to go imho.


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    #87
    jebuz
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    id like to die when they decide its time to take moro's off the shelves


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    #88
    boneless
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    jebuz wrote:
    id like to die when they decide its time to take moro's off the shelves

    There is great wisdom in this one...


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    #89
    AlmightyCushion
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    coolsmileygirl wrote:
    Its romantic trite I know but ideally I'd like to die the way it happened in that film the Notebook:rolleyes: I know I know but still!

    I think its so sweet when you hear of someone old dying and then their partner dying in such a short time later... its like they couldn't live without them.

    That film was such a pile of sh!t. :mad::mad:


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    #90
    jebuz
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    boneless wrote:
    There is great wisdom in this one...

    whatcha doing tonight?


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    #91
    boneless
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    jebuz wrote:
    whatcha doing tonight?

    Trying not to die in someone elses sleep...:p

    I would also like to go after a long evening having a laugh with some close friends... that would be a nice memory to leave those left behind I think.


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