Best way you'd like to die?

Duggy747

Hopefully when we reach a ripe ol' peachy age of 2000, we'd have our minds made up on how to finally stop dodging the coffin. What way would you like to go? Mine would be to skydive without a parachute.....though knowing my luck I'd survive and have to live with excruciating pain for years to follow. My second choice would be to suicide bomb Michael Bay's house but, meh, thats just me!

AlmightyCushion

Hilariously

brown*eyed*girl

Boring for me I want to die in my sleep & with no pain. Its the way my Nanny died (RIP) & I swear she had a smile on her face so must've have been having some sweet dreams.

Either way as long as its quick & painfree I don't mind!

Mossy Monk

I would like to die by a surprising shotgun blast to the back of the head. Instant death. But only if I had to choose, and not for another few years.

swingking

I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure

Caliden

swingking wrote:

I'd love to die from orgasmic pleasure

This, or in my sleep

Duggy747

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Hilariously

Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

"*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
"Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
"High-Five!!"
*SLAP!*

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Would brighten things up at the funeral or after a few years.

"*sniggers*, remember that time when AlmightyCushion died when he got sucked down the toilet?"
"Yea, I pissed myself laughing. He got owned!!"
"High-Five!!"
*SLAP!*

Yeah funerals are way too depressing for my liking. I might get a few party poppers and a clown for mine.

petes

Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

death by snu snu!!

Saint_Mel

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....
not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.

joeybloggs

Killed instantly in a fiery death just after saving the world........................
Im the Dramatic kind,might has well go out in flames doing something great!

weeder

supposedly downing is a good way to die, I wouldnt know though

humanji

Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

I wasnt to go the same way I came into this world: naked, screaming and covered in shìt, piss and afterbirth!

biko

Sandwiched between the Seoige sisters

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I'm torn between dying of old age ontop of an 18 year old hottie or in a blaze of glory...

Mossy Monk

humanji wrote:

Drowning would be a horrible way to die!

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

Zebra3

petes wrote:

Up to my balls in Elisha Cuthbert.

Do you remember the bloke who said that on the radio about Bibi Baskin? :eek:

Kojak

Colton Young Glue wrote:

death by snu snu!!

What a way to go...

weeder

Mossy Monk wrote:

Apparently it is a peaceful way to go.

supposedly lack of oxygen to the brain makes you a bit dopey before you die and its a euphoric feeling

Tar.Aldarion

Naked.

0ubliette

Suffocating to death from having Karima Adebibe sitting on my face for too long

arybvtcw0eolkf

Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover

Duggy747

Mairt wrote:

Shot dead at 101 years old by the jealous boyfriend of my 18 year old lover

Heh heh, I'll note that one down just in case I live that long...........and, eh, I manage to bag a girl that young.

Another fun way (for yourself anyways) to die would to be at a party, grab everybodys attention, say "Hey everyone, watch this!!" and just drop dead

Oriel

Duggy747 wrote:

Michael Bay's house

Why Michael Bay?

foxyboxer

in a hail of arrows ...... a la leonidas

User45701

I dont care how i die as long as none of my enemies outlive me

cson

In an unfortunate smelting accident. With AC/DC playing at the funeral. You know what song

YeatsCounty

Any of the following:

Flying a plane with a live nuclear missile out of harm's way with my final words captured on live radio and TV around the world. I would try to make my final words "Atari Jaguar".

Dying of dehydration at the age of 120 after a sexual marathon with an Elisha Cuthbert clone. A clone of what she's like now, of course.

Failing those two, then I just want to slip away in my sleep.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

:') That brings a tear to my eye...

Degsy

Naked,drunk,aged 110 in a brothel so they couldnt get the lid on the coffin.