Help me!/Ask Hot Latte guy-Supplying cream and wisdom since 2007

Matt Holck

I need a translator droid

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Dutchology

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

In die Nedjerlands!

No - In het Nederlands Jer!



Pog mo hon (feck the faddas )

challengemaster

Dutchology wrote:

(feck the faddas )

What else can we feck.. ¬_¬


you? <_<

Dutchology

challengemaster wrote:

What else can we feck.. ¬_¬


you? <_<

Feck all!

challengemaster

I'm going to read that like

"Feck Everything"


Including you.

Dutchology

*gasp*

You promiscuous thing you CM!

Now, back to helping Jer...

Has i-God gotten back to you yet?

challengemaster

Dutchology wrote:

*gasp*

You promiscuous thing you CM!

uhm.. no? i'd be lucky to get one relationship, nevermind many!

Dutchology

Since you were thinking of fecking everything, I wasn't thinking along the lines of people. Sheep, chickens, the keyhole... All the little things that matter to you!

My back hurts, I should sit on a chair...

challengemaster

Dutchology wrote:

Since you were thinking of fecking everything, I wasn't thinking along the lines of people. Sheep, chickens, the keyhole... All the little things that matter to you!

Are you saying im small in that region? Because i certainly dont mind proving you wrong.

My back hurts, I should sit on a chair...

i think i know something else you can sit on.. >_>

Dutchology

Erm... It's not that important to me after all, I believe you...

*hands you a cow instead*

challengemaster

but you still need to sit.. please.. do..

Dutchology

*sits on fiancee*

challengemaster

bahhhh...

leading poor mise on bold!

you deserve a spanking for that.. now bend over

Dutchology

:eek: me? Nah, I've got better things to do...

Now, get back on topic!

randylonghorn

WTF is the topic?

(as if it matters!)

Black Swan

Jeremiah needs help in dealing with a rather ruthless girl or woman? Oh, her name is not Ruth, cause she is Ruth-less.

Lust4Life

Jer! You need help dealing with wimmin?
I am shocked!:eek:


I've posed your predicament to Hot Latte Guy.
He says whipped cream lightly drizzled with chocolate is the answer to all your troubles!:p

Red Hand

Please ask hot latte guy as to whether I drink the latte or not?:eek: Or do I use it as a cologne or something?

challengemaster

Lust4Life wrote:

Jer! You need help dealing with wimmin?
I am shocked!:eek:

pff he's fine.. i need it more!

Lust4Life

Hot Latte Guy says to purchase a yummy latte for your lady whilst wearing your best cologne.

*Warning: Latte Mustache may appear - your next move is to offer to help cleaning it off of her...:p







Oh, and CM? Advice on how to catch the ladies? Do the exact opposite of everything you read in tCN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_Kaiser_

Lust4Life wrote:

Hot Latte Guy says to purchase a yummy latte for your lady whilst wearing your best cologne.

*Warning: Latte Mustache may appear - your next move is to offer to help cleaning it off of her...:p

*takes furious notes*

challengemaster

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh, and CM? Advice on how to catch the ladies? Do the exact opposite of everything you read in tCN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh. you might need to be a BIT more specific

Matt Holck

standing on the corner of a triangle
told to go to the opposite corner

Lust4Life

Oh, and Hot Latte Guy recommends that you not accidentally bump said lady spilling latte on her and saying "Oh My! Let me help you out of those wet things!"



Moral: A woman burned is not a hot date.:p








Hmmmmm. Maybe I ought to start a "Hot Latte Guy Says" Thread!

Red Hand

Yes! Ask Hot Latte guy/Help me thread.:) Tried editing the thing and doesn't work.:(

Lusty, what does Hot Latte Guy suggest? Will I pm AMP so he can edit the thread?

Through you, his frothy message will be spoken!

Black Swan

Lust4Life wrote:

Hmmmmm. Maybe I ought to start a "Hot Latte Guy Says" Thread!

We are all waiting Lusty with breathless anticipation!

Lust4Life

Yes, Jer, See if Amp will re-name this one. Hot Latte Guy approves!



Oh, and today's tip from Hot Latte Guy:

When buying your lady a coffee, ask what size she would like.
If she says Small or Medium, look at her longingly and in your sexiest voice, say "Oh really? You don't need a large one?"

Black Swan

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh, and today's tip from Hot Latte Guy:

When buying your lady a coffee, ask what size she would like.
If she says Small or Medium, look at her longingly and in your sexiest voice, say "Oh really? You don't need a large one?"

Grand! Keep them coming! (Oops! I didn't mean to say that!)

Red Hand

Why is it so that so many people, particulary of the (fashionable) cappuncino genus, drink out of tiny cups, so? If they want to impress in that regard, shouldn't they be drinking out of larger cups as it were? (Thermos flasks for some of us, he-hum:eek:).

Hot Latte Guy, your thoughts please?

Lust4Life

Hot Latte Guy chuckled softly at this question. For he knows that many enter his establishment feeling superior and pompus and secure in their masculinity... and then they look about the coffee house and see all women adoring Hot Latte Guy - a simple man of casual dress, a non-follower of the Fortune 500 Fashion Magazine - who is bursting with personality... and their manhood shrivels.... and they order a size small so they can drink it quickly and get back out in the real world where they feel veril again!