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  • 21-01-2007 1:45am
    #1
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭


    Please help, kind poster.

    No wait, don't log off!!!!

    Dear gentle, kind boardsie, with your pink little fingers at the keyboard, dancing like incontinent fat little pigs on key-shaped flagstones on market-day, I need your help.

    You must understand, I'm about to SNAP! The stress and the pressure...the vague, veiled threats to me....I need some Heroes right right and now to save this slight, delicate damsel from the evil grasp of HER!!!

    Put your underpants on over your trousers and Rescue me! Either that electrocute me with a cattle-prod.

    Save me from the...Unmentionable One!


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    #2
    Scraggs
    Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    iGod


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    #3
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Click me to be saved.


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    #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    key-shaped flagstones makes me do a double take
    markets have no stones pressed into that complex shape
    trot along the box tops skew half way through each level change


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    #5
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    and if your gonna a snap
    click a crimps cold crack
    even with in timing
    so skiddadles will be chiming


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    OK, Jer, which of them is it this time?

    The Empress of Evil? ... Blue? ... Dutch?

    Or has the reported demise of Amp caused a reincarnation of Pam?

    If the latter, I reckon I'm going with the cattle-prod option ... more painless for everyone in the end.


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    #7
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Matt Holck wrote:
    and if your gonna a snap
    click a crimps cold crack
    even with in timing
    so skiddadles will be chiming
    Go away.


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    #8
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not til wiggle out all the loss struts
    and disassemble the rusting fire truck


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    #9
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Dutchology wrote:
    Go away.

    granted
    what do yoou want for a dollar


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    #10
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM


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    #11
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    randylonghorn wrote:
    OK, Jer, which of them is it this time?

    The Empress of Evil? ... Blue? ... Dutch?
    Must not be Blue, cause he's still breathin' (posting?). Do you have to be still breathing to post on TCN? **Looks at ceiling :rolleyes: **


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    #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I can't stop


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Try harder!


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    #14
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Matt Holck wrote:
    I can't stop
    *hands you special shoes*

    ...Now put them on and go for a swim...

    :p


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    #15
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Need CPR Jeremiah?


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    #16
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    If you are dispensing it, then YES MAHM!:p

    Clutches throat and gasps.


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    #17
    Black Swan
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    Lay on this bed and we will administer treatment.*









    *Yes, I know... "This is not a medical forum"


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    #18
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Don't pinch my nostrils so hard this time, nurse!


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    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    Lay on this bed and we will administer treatment.*









    *Yes, I know... "This is not a medical forum"

    you even qualified? :p


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    #20
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Practice makes perfect!


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    #21
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Scraggs wrote:
    iGod
    it's not the smartest thing in the world, ironically enough
    God wrote:
    Me:
    hello God
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    none yo god damn business
    God:
    I heard there are some.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    very
    God:
    Very much, eh?
    Me:
    oh yes
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    what the **** did I just say, YES
    God:
    You said " what the **** did I just say, YES" . Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    feck off
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    stfu
    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
    Me:
    can I ask you a question?
    God:
    Ask me anything.
    Me:
    why are you such a wanker?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.


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    #22
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Not so sure this was helpful to OP Jeremiah...


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    #23
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I agree. Help dealing with human females is what I need!


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    #24
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Taibhse bean?


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    #25
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Bean-si.


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    #26
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Ta' me' cinnte


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    #27
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    De Sathrain no de Luain, deanaigh me am.


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    #28
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Ca bhfuil me?


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    #29
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    In die Nedjerlands!


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    #30
    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    Ta' me' cinnte

    tsk tsk.. "Tá mé" :p

    agus, an créatúr, faigh sláintiúil gan mhoill.

    (Níl mé abalta caint as gaeilge. gabh mo leithscéal!)


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    #31
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tá an béalscrudú ag teacht ... tá an béalscrudú ag teacht ... tá an béalscrudú ag teacht ...

    /mise ag damhsa



    Um ... mór mo náire anois! :o


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