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"And on this day was created the Kingdom of Dutchlogy.."

_Kaiser_ · 2007-01-08 20:31:51

Hear ye, hear ye, On this most glorious day is established the most magnificant of kingdoms. Our most glorious and (mostly) benevolent ruler, Dutchology presiding... All hail!

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#152 24-01-2007 5:51pm
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Mirror wrote:

Boneless eh? That's gotta suck... no pun intended...

My Lord (the only time I will refer to you as such), we must strive to keep this Kingdom free of the Slutti, are you with me or against me?!

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#153 24-01-2007 5:52pm
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Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Bock bock!

*scatters grain*

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#154 26-01-2007 6:04pm
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they need graval for their gizzards

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#155 26-01-2007 6:36pm
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OUT! Out I tell you, banished from the Kindom for a grave mistake...

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#156 27-01-2007 7:31am
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can I get dual citizenship?

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#157 27-01-2007 4:34pm
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No.

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#158 27-01-2007 7:40pm
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Eva wrote

The actress hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear
She won't join your clubs, she won't dance in your halls
She won't help the hungry once a month at your tombolas
She'll simply take control as you disappear

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#159 27-01-2007 7:48pm
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There is only one kingdom, long live the king! Out with thee young pretender.

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#160 27-01-2007 8:50pm
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Sir Ruu, jest not with inaccesible forums. Why must thou tease me so

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#161 28-01-2007 1:29am
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This thread makes me wanna go Dutch the next time I go out!

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#162 28-01-2007 1:38am
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You mean smoeke de stuff in one-a your crazy coffeehouses?:p

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#163 28-01-2007 7:18am
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Don't smoke, but have destroyed a few java beans in my time.

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#164 28-01-2007 4:36pm
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Them Javanese were innocent, I tells ya! Wasn't Krakatoa enough? They didn't deserve to be destroyed!

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#165 29-01-2007 2:03am
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Volcanic! Ooooooo now there was a brew!

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#166 30-01-2007 2:01pm
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I lost my thingy the other day while walking through the kingdom. If anybody finds it will they hand it in to the captain of the guard in a plastic bag.

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#167 30-01-2007 8:56pm
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it's not already in a plastic bag?

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#168 31-01-2007 9:31am
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I lost my plastic bag.... Cost me 15c

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#169 31-01-2007 9:47am
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Can only imagine what was in it... Oh, I would rather not!

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#170 31-01-2007 1:12pm
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Just my thingy...

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#171 31-01-2007 3:09pm
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If it is not in a plastic bag, then you must advise us of what this "Thingy" is, otherwise we shall not be able to give it back*

*This may or may not indicate that we may or may not already have said "Thingy" in our possession...

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#172 31-01-2007 3:32pm
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We all heard the rumors that Dutchology had a thingy...

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#173 31-01-2007 4:18pm
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Oh she has a thingy alright!! A THINGY FOR ME! :cool:

>.<

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#174 31-01-2007 4:55pm
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Ah these Rumors are never true any way

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#175 31-01-2007 5:13pm
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Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Ah these Rumors are never true any way

Rumors indeed!

*waves ring finger frantically*

..ok, so there's nothing on it. But that's not the point here!

*flails appendages frantically*

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#176 31-01-2007 5:43pm
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Mirror wrote:

Rumors indeed!

*waves ring finger frantically*

..ok, so there's nothing on it. But that's not the point here!

*flails appendages frantically*

RumoUr dear, it's rumour... What are you, American? I thought I was marrying a Paddy?!

My daddy was right, you have been desensitised! :eek:

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#177 31-01-2007 5:58pm
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Dutchology wrote:

RumoUr dear, it's rumour... What are you, American? I thought I was marrying a Paddy?!

My daddy was right, you have been desensitised! :eek:

I'll desensitise you later! :cool:

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#178 31-01-2007 11:37pm
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Mirror wrote:

I'll desensitise you later! :cool:

*tries to think of a witty response*

...still thinking...

Meh. Go on then

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#179 01-02-2007 2:31pm
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Panic over... I found it. It was in my pocket all the time. Silly me...

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#180 01-02-2007 10:19pm
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boneless wrote:

Panic over... I found it. It was in my pocket all the time. Silly me...

Great place to put it bonehead.

I bet it was in the last place you looked!

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#181 01-02-2007 10:37pm
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Dutchology wrote:

Great place to put it bonehead.

I bet it was in the last place you looked!

Why would you keep looking? :rolleyes:

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