"And on this day was created the Kingdom of Dutchlogy.."

Donegal Lass

well same aint guna happen to me!!!

_Kaiser_

LOL.. OOh feisty!!

Donegal Lass

you better believe it!!

_Kaiser_

I do, I do

Dutchology

I see that more subjects have moved into the Kingdom... sweet... soon, I shall have you all! You will all wear clogs, eat cheese, and grow tulips out of your backsides!

Dutchology

and remember - lies and embellishment of the truth are not two different things... the embellishment, tis a lie in itself... you will be found out for who you are!

clogs 'r' us!

Lust4Life

But I make REALLY good pancakes!

Dutchology

Prove it! Show me the goodness!

Lust4Life

Well, they'd be cold by the time you got them so here's the recipe.
Make them yer damself!:p

1 1/4 cup sifted flour
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 well beaten egg
1 cup milk
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 gallon of Love!

Mix the liquid stuff first. Blend in the solids.
Cook on preheated griddle and don't flip until you see bubbles! Lots of bubbles!
Never pat your pancakes while they cook.


Sound yummy?

Dutchology

Although I am the queen and almighty ruler of this Kingdom, I invite you to be the Extreme Empress of Evil in this land (and head pancake chef!)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

-_-


These pancakes you speak of... are they of the metaphorical kind, or the good kind?

Dutchology

These pancakes be the good kind... real... with the most rare ingredient of them all, and so hard to obtain... a gallon of love... MIRROR... I need a gallon of love! Where is he... Do you wish to join this Kingdom as chief chimp?

Lust4Life

Yes, yes, these pancakes are so good they are evil!

The trouble most people have is deciding if That Gallon Of Love is a liquid or a solid!:eek:

Dutchology

I believe a gallon of love is not tangible... invisible, weightless, neither liquid nor solid... or maybe it's gooey and oozes...

Lust4Life

Ah, but if you hug the bowl while you stir, you are putting love into it!
And hugs are SOLID!:p

Dutchology

astounding logic...

_Kaiser_

*wanders in* Awww I missed the pancakes!!

Dutchology

Updates Kaiser2000... We now also have an Extreme Empress of Evil and Chief Chimp in the Kingdom

_Kaiser_

Ahh.. our population swells with word of our wisdom and prosperity

spacecoyote

you do realise that the empress of evil will murder the king while he sleeps and claim the thrown for herself

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I could give ye a gallon of love juice...

Dutchology

The King himself has not yet entered the Kingdom... I be the Queen! The almighty ruler! I is a she!

_Kaiser_

The King (for what is Kaiser but King by another name) is here.. though this proclaimation doth take time to declare due to the laclustre performance of the servers of TCN this day

Dutchology

Of this we are all aware, but you must know, I have my King, to whom I will always be subservient and loyal... Kaiser, you it is not... you are my equal unequal ruler... I have been promised to another in this life, and must therefore remain true to this King... ruling the lands in his absence...

boneless

Can I be the Chief Physician to the Royal Court? I have medical equipment.....

Matt Holck

I'll build windmills to pump water over the dikes.

Adam

Matt Holck wrote:

I'll build windmills to pump water over the dikes.

Thats dykes, dyke.

Worst thread ever! Kaiser may hold the throne in my absence, but I own teh 'tang. Never forget.

*wanders off on trusty steed, returning to the KotRT*

N00BLINGZ!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Ooooh he does make a good point!

spacecoyote

i smell monkey turds.....did you fart hail?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I didnt not fart!