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"And on this day was created the Kingdom of Dutchlogy.."

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  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Yes boneless, you may be the Chief Physician to the Royal Court...
    Matt, you get to work!
    Mirror, slaps your steed one on the rump... off you go
    Kaiser, you are king!

    All hail king Kaiser!

    (I'm still in charge)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    has there been a queen mentioned??:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    yes, tis I! would you like to be the milk maid?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well i did see Elton John wandering around in the background


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ROFL!!! il be the spoilt bitch of a princess!!GOODY!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    That makes me your mother, as well as your queeny almighty ruler person... BOW!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    am, no...i dont do what im told, im spoilt remember?!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Oh I thought ye were gonna fight over who gets to be queen... and me with my pool of jello :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    GUARDS! .... *waits* ....

    oh... wait... I have no guards... we need guards! Anyone here without a title yet?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Dutchology wrote:
    That makes me your mother, as well as your queeny almighty ruler person... BOW!

    haha, that makes you old dutchology, unless of course you're from inner city dublin, in which case you could be quite young:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    that sound ok..........


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    The King has entered the palace... morning all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    ... where did I put my royal stick...?


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Good morning King Kaiser! *courtsies* (that's as subservient as I will get... courtsying... arg)


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Good morning my Queen. How art thou today?


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    I art in need of some painkillers, stronger than panadol, weaker than Phenylbutazone...


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Ponston.. always works for me


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Boneless!!! Ponstan....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Ponstan delivered by slingshot!


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    cured I am!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I shall be administering anti-malaria shots by crossbow next Tuesday.

    Would you like some chicken soup???


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I'd like some chicken soup.. or Tomato would be better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Sorry; only chicken available. For it's curative properties you know...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Whats with the chicken fetish all of a sudden Boneless?


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    chicken, the staple diet of the inhabitants of these lands... *drools*... mmm... chicken soup...


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    But I'm the King.. I want tomato! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    how about some garlic?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Silly man! You put basil in tomato soup, not Garlic!
    Yummeh!



    /oh now I'm hungry!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Chicken is good though... Im having SERIOUIS cravings for chicken and mushroom pie... I'd do ANYTHING for one....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,739 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Bit early for that.. Id settle for a nice fry-up


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