The Marts Springer Show

Ruu_Old

*enter Uncle Jimbob*:eek:

Sparky

OMG mah. Iem on teee veee

The Bollox

uh oh, Damo look out, here comes your gf's other lover:

Cousin Earl

Sofaspud

Lust4Life wrote:

Allright, Dammit! Why are my accordion keys all sticky?

Sofaspud! I know you borrowed it! Are you sure you know the correct way to PLAY the accordion?

It's a gimmick, damnit! A GIMMICK!

Sparky

Sleepin' with tino o_O

Star Lord

Damnit Cousin Earl, I thought I done told ya, ya gotta stay down in that there gimp cellar that I done built for ya!

Lust4Life

Oh, PLEASE tell me that Tino isn't a bed wetter from way back.

amp

/dna test

HA! I'M NOT THE FATHER! IN URE FACE!

Star Lord

Thats what we've come here to tell you Amp, your father is the father!!! :eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

wwwhhhooooooooo

//Looks shocked

:eek:

Lust4Life

Oh, do I feel a Dance-Off competition coming on?

Amp vs Tino? The prize being the rights to say "Who's Yer Daddy?"


/crowd goes wild with cheers.
Cue Lionel Richie's Brick House!!!!!!!!! chick-a-gow-chick-a-gow-now!

Sparky

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The Bollox

*gasp* I'm back *pant* from Iron Maiden *phew* now on with the show, who are the slack-jaw'd jokels we are dealing with tonight, Lusty?

Lust4Life

Amp and some Tino guy are having a Dance-Off, Marts!
Should they be wearing Assless Pants or Crotchless Pants?

Where's your Wardrobe Coordinator for the show?

The Bollox

are you suggesting I don't have dress sense? *reaches for the firing stick* I suggest we get some cheerleaders in, after all, sex sells

Lust4Life

Cheerleaders.
Aren't most of your viewers bored housewives?

The Bollox

yeah... but most of them more than likely are deep in the closet and would like nothing more that to see a group of late teens in skimpy outfits dancing around, I know I would. So get me some cheerleaders

Lust4Life

Oh, all right! These ones just happened to be in the back lot here at Paramount:

The Bollox

but... they're women!

but... they're hot!

niceeee

however seeing as they is a surplus of them, I shall have to take individual interviews with them all... to see who fits the bill. So for now Lusty, take over

Sofaspud

Lusty, we still haven't progressed on my accordion related issues! ADMIT THAT THEY'RE COOL, DAMNIT!

Kojak

*Accordion Therapist enters*

Lust4Life

But SofaSpud, I keep using my Accordion Tape for things other than my Accordion!

How do you ever resist?

I keep going to the local gym and taping men's butt cheeks together in the locker rooms. It's become a habit I just can't break!

The Bollox

someone's been watching The Breakfast Club.

As for me, I have been watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, funny, funny stuff

Ruu_Old

Just when you thought it was over, enter creepy brother Huck who you never knew about!

The Bollox

[enter Ma Hunclefunk] DAMMIT HUCK! I damn toal ya to stay outta theyre swimmin' hole! I'll a hafta get out the leeches again

Lust4Life

Well, Marts, you see, they had to be female cheerleaders because the internet is sadly lacking in pics of ATTRACTIVE male cheerleaders.

Evidence:


Unless you would care to don a Cheerleader outfit and show the world how it is supposed to be done, I guess we're stuck with the wimmin cheerleaders.

Dutchology

\o/ gimme an M.... gimme an A... gimme a... break... and some panadol... I'm going to fall over. I may still be intoxicated. That won't work with the pyramid thing. I foresee collapsing and stuff...

Sparky

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh, all right! These ones just happened to be in the back lot here at Paramount:

Well they all put my bed to the test. It survived.

Sofaspud

Lust4Life wrote:

An excerpt of "Dale Winton does The Robot", next week at 5!

The Bollox

Sofaspud wrote:

An excerpt of "Dale Winton does The Robot", next week at 5!

just a reminder for you all to bring projectile weapons that day