Congratulations to the Happy Online Couple

Kojak

Will their be "light refereshments" and cake??

Lust4Life

Posted by DL:
ok well just be careful ya dont rip your dress coming over the fence!

Star Lord

/me laughs evilly and hatches a wicked plot

chamlis

YOU Sir, are in charge of the stag night.
Make me proud.

Star Lord

/me fills a paddling pool with baby oil and contacts H2DC to get the number of a reputable monkey-hooker to start with...

Donegal Lass

well im not comin to the wedding.....

if he (points to Damo) is doing stag do then you may as well just marry him!!

its legal in places now so i wish you well!!

Star Lord

:rolleyes:
Wimmin

chamlis

FFS you got Lusty organising your Hen Night!

I'm the one who should be ****in worried here! :rolleyes:

Donegal Lass

wedding off people....groom called me a flute! anyone else wana marry me???? either that or grovel bitch!!!!

Lust4Life

That's Okay, DL, I'm planning the Hen's as well!
That Donkey Act I hired will be on your mind for years to come!

And I'm sure Marts would be happy to do his Sexy Evil Henchman Dance just for you in his crotchless tights! Long as you don't touch, mind you, he's MY evil henchman!

Star Lord

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

chamlis

Damo wrote:

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

Rofl

I'm not ****ing groveling! I'm as stubborn as you are so FINE! The wedding's off!

/me dies inside

Lust4Life

ROFFLES! Kids are over-rated!





Okay, not really. Mine makes me melt daily with his cuteness.
Dammit!

Donegal Lass

DamoElDiablo wrote:

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

im sorry you've obviously got me confused wit someone who gives a flying f**k

shelf? me? NEVER!

Kojak

Good thing you said you like your kid, L4L - Child services have operatives everywhere

Star Lord

Donegal Lass wrote:

im sorry you've obviously got me confused wit someone who gives a flying f**k

shelf? me? NEVER!

Tick...

tock...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

But I just ordered the hooke>Achem< dancers! I hired dancers...


-_-

Lust4Life

Aw! We could put my son in a tux and he could be ring bearer! Don't crush his dreams! He's soo cute!

chamlis

Oh the stag's still going on. We're going to have a good time regardless.

Hear that bitch?

Damo, Hail! We're going to Vegas :cool:

Lust4Life

Ouch! I saw that movie. It didn't end well.

A kind word of advice, tho. NEVER call your woman a b1tch! You'll eat those words as well!

Donegal Lass

chamlis wrote:

Oh the stag's still going on. We're going to have a good time regardless.

Hear that bitch?

Damo, Hail! We're going to Vegas :cool:

a one way flight for one, methinks!!!

chamlis

Pft Women and their 'codes'....

Donegal Lass

ok il decode that for you.....you're going it ALONE!!!!!

Kojak

Does that mean I won't get any cake?

chamlis

We're still going! ALL of us! C'mon Men!

Everyone! It's time to resurect the Man Whores uniforms :cool:

Donegal Lass

no Kojak you'll still get cake....coz we're getting married instead..come on, kick Marjory to the kerb!!

Cham...AS IF!!!!

Star Lord

You think Hail and myself would let him down after some bi... silly lady jilted him? Think again!

Chamlis I heard that the "professional" women in Vegas are very... talented...

chamlis

So did I!

Time to get my cherry popped!


....wait
Ah balls.....

Lust4Life

Lust4Life wrote:

Aw! We could put my son in a tux and he could be ring bearer! Don't crush his dreams! He's soo cute!

Think of the CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chamlis

I'd Rather Not!!!!