Congratulations to the Happy Online Couple

chamlis

chamlis & Donegal Lass

Hope ye have a long and happy relationship.

@ all the male nest loosers
It's true. Suck it
I got her. Neeyaneeya

@ Lusty
We DO look cute together. I'd imagine.....

[strike]EDIT: Yeah just in case it needs to be spelled out, this isn't actually real. C'mon people, it's the Cuckoos Nest ffs. Enough with the PMs[/strike]Removed for Ego purposes

Basq

chamlis wrote:

.. Neeyaneeya

Good ambulance impression if nothing else!

chamlis

Wouldn't that be 'neenaw'?

kittenkiller

Pics?

Lust4Life

Oh, I don't think Cham would appreciate me posting pics here. Hee hee!

W00t! It's amore!

I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. I want everybody paired up!
Next love connection: Damo and Kojak!

chamlis

I'll open up photoshop tonight and splice something together...

Star Lord

Goddamnit! How many times I gotta say I already got someone!
All the guys are after me
But me gots a sexy laydee already!

chamlis

It seems my bride-to-be has vanished.

Mortified no doubt

Donegal Lass

what in under jebus is this about....if this is supposed to be an endearing way of stalking me, then you've completely missed the target!!

Star Lord

Can I be your best ham?

chamlis

Sure! I'm having ham at xmas.

Star Lord

You can't "have" me...

chamlis

[serious]Well, don't I feel like the Horse's Ass right now[/serious]

Star Lord

/me gives chamlis a squeeze

No you don't feel like a horses ass...

Donegal Lass

well wheres lusty.....shes guna be the bridesmaid!?

Lust4Life

Yes! Can I wear lingerie?


Ooh! Ooh! Will the groomsman be wearing assless pants?
Say yes, please say yes!

chamlis

*4 stressed out cigs later*
Yes, I think Lusty could could be bridesmaid. But, you know, it's upto you darling. Anything you want. Whatever, all of it, anything. Did I say anything? I did. Yeah anything.

Just don't kill me with your words.

Donegal Lass

yes well thats a given!!

Lusty approved for the lingerie!!!

Kojak

Do I hear wedding bells??

Donegal Lass

yea, jumping on the bandwagon!!

Lust4Life

W00t! Which colour, DL? Any preference?

What colour are the assless tuxedo's?

Star Lord

/me looks on sadly as I am not allowed to go...

Donegal Lass

wine and gold for us.....

hmm how bout we make the assless tuxedos black......with hail wearing one, ya wont even notice its assless!:D

spacecoyote

i gues if you want men in assles trousers then your gonna want me to be bestman then lusty!

Donegal Lass

DamoElDiablo wrote:

/me looks on sadly as I am not allowed to go...

its called gatecrashing.....grow a set of balls! :rolleyes:

Donegal Lass

spacecoyote wrote:

i gues if you want men in assles trousers then your gonna want me to be bestman then lusty!

all plans through me please!!!!!:mad:

Kojak

Can I have cake at the wedding reception. Oh wait, am I invited - if you want I can perform a Scientology ceremony

Donegal Lass

no scientology shiiiiiite!! but ya can bring along ya lovely lady wife Marjory!:D

Lust4Life

Ooh! I would LOVE to stand up with Spacecoyote!






Or sit, or lie down, or lean....

Star Lord

Donegal Lass wrote:

its called gatecrashing.....grow a set of balls! :rolleyes:

Pffft, telling you my plans in advance would allow you to put counter measures in place!!!

Donegal Lass

ok well just be careful ya dont rip your dress coming over the fence!

Kojak

Will their be "light refereshments" and cake??

Lust4Life

Posted by DL:
ok well just be careful ya dont rip your dress coming over the fence!

Star Lord

/me laughs evilly and hatches a wicked plot

chamlis

YOU Sir, are in charge of the stag night.
Make me proud.

Star Lord

/me fills a paddling pool with baby oil and contacts H2DC to get the number of a reputable monkey-hooker to start with...

Donegal Lass

well im not comin to the wedding.....

if he (points to Damo) is doing stag do then you may as well just marry him!!

its legal in places now so i wish you well!!

Star Lord

:rolleyes:
Wimmin

chamlis

FFS you got Lusty organising your Hen Night!

I'm the one who should be ****in worried here! :rolleyes:

Donegal Lass

wedding off people....groom called me a flute! anyone else wana marry me???? either that or grovel bitch!!!!

Lust4Life

That's Okay, DL, I'm planning the Hen's as well!
That Donkey Act I hired will be on your mind for years to come!

And I'm sure Marts would be happy to do his Sexy Evil Henchman Dance just for you in his crotchless tights! Long as you don't touch, mind you, he's MY evil henchman!

Star Lord

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

chamlis

Damo wrote:

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

Rofl

I'm not ****ing groveling! I'm as stubborn as you are so FINE! The wedding's off!

/me dies inside

Lust4Life

ROFFLES! Kids are over-rated!





Okay, not really. Mine makes me melt daily with his cuteness.
Dammit!

Donegal Lass

DamoElDiablo wrote:

DL you better forgive him...

(or else ye'll be goin back on the shelf and is that a clock I hear ticking...)

im sorry you've obviously got me confused wit someone who gives a flying f**k

shelf? me? NEVER!

Kojak

Good thing you said you like your kid, L4L - Child services have operatives everywhere

Star Lord

Donegal Lass wrote:

im sorry you've obviously got me confused wit someone who gives a flying f**k

shelf? me? NEVER!

Tick...

tock...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

But I just ordered the hooke>Achem< dancers! I hired dancers...


-_-

Lust4Life

Aw! We could put my son in a tux and he could be ring bearer! Don't crush his dreams! He's soo cute!

chamlis

Oh the stag's still going on. We're going to have a good time regardless.

Hear that bitch?

Damo, Hail! We're going to Vegas :cool:

Lust4Life

Ouch! I saw that movie. It didn't end well.

A kind word of advice, tho. NEVER call your woman a b1tch! You'll eat those words as well!