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The most off topic thread of allllllllll timmmmeeeeeee

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    #62
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I agree with the man whore.... more pics, and a quick link to them from your signature so us lazy people don't have to go looking :D


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    #63
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    imagination is much better than reality....


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    #64
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no... it hurts to think too much!


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    #65
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    its worth it tho....:D


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    #66
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    wow, so you look like Jessica Alba with Fergie's body!


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    #67
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    see....... told you it was worth it! lol


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    #68
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *mumble incoherently*
    A-a-alba......
    /passes out


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    #69
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Found this lads CV on a public computer in a net café - what does he want?


    MARK FEE

    PERSONAL INFORMATION

    Age: 23 Nationality: Irish
    Address: Derrinkeher Brady, Ballinamore, Co. Leitrim

    SUMMARY

    Experience and knowledge of banking and treasury operations.

    Good administration skills and knowledge of busy office environments.

    Honours Degree Bachelor of Business Studies I.T. Sligo

    Honours Diploma in European Business with French I.T. Sligo

    3 months spent on Erasmus Study Bordeaux IUT, France

    Excellent computer literacy and knowledge of software

    EDUCATION

    Sligo Institute of Technology (2000-04)
    St. Felims College Ballinamore (1995-2000)

    College

    Bachelor of Business Studies Degree

    Overall Result (Honour, 2.2)

    Main Subjects

    2003-04 Macroeconomics, Strategic Management, Marketing Planning and Management, Services Marketing, Decision Support Systems, European Studies

    National Diploma in European Business with French

    Overall Result (Merit 2, B average obtained)

    Main Subjects

    2002-03 French, Organisational Behaviour, Enterprise, Human Resource Management, Logistics, Project Work, Computer Applications

    2001-02 European Business, French, International Marketing, Cost Accounting, Business Law, Economics, Computer Applications

    2000-01 European Business, French, Marketing, Business Management, Financial Accounting, Quantitative Methods, Computer Applications
    PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT

    2004-2006 (July – Present)
    Banking Reconciliations Administrator, IIB Bank, Sandwith St, Dublin 2

    2004 (Jan-May)
    Head Barman with Galligans Bar, Ballinamore

    2003 (Jan-Sept)
    Barman promoted to Bar Manager with Hillstreet Venue & Planxty Maguires Bar, Mohill

    2003 (Summer)
    Language Escort to the Mauritius Athletics Delegation with the Special Olympics

    2002 (Summer)
    Administration/Receptionist with Ballinamore Sports Complex

    2001 (Summer)
    Caretaker with Ballinamore Post Primary School

    1997-2002
    Filling Station Attendant with Beirnes Filling Station, Ballinamore


    INTERESTS AND ACHIEVEMENTS

    Member of Aughnasheelin Gaelic Football Club representing the club at senior level and captain at various underage levels
    Member of Aughnasheelin Pioneer Total Abstinance Association and have represented the club in various sporting tournaments winning All Ireland Medals in 1997, 1999 and 2000
    Member of IIB 11 a-side Soccer Squad 2004- 2005
    Attained a certificate in Introductory Irish Sign Language in 2003
    Played Basketball for Sligo I.T. in 2001
    Captain of Basketball Team in St. Felims College in 1999-2000
    Served as Treasurer and Assistant Sports Officer for Kilmore Youth Council 1997-99
    “2nd Year Student of the Year” St. Felims College in 1996


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    #70
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    in the internet cafe.... first thing... go to the my documents and check out the "My Received Files" and see what people send eachother on messenger... found some topless pics of some guys gf one day!


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    #71
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oh my....see thats a mistake you should never make!!


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    #72
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Yea you never know the sort of weirdo that might come in after you and start searching for topless pics of your gf:eek:


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    #73
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ye I know...


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    #74
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I wish I'd a topless girlfriend:(


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    #75
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Yeah....


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    #76
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    you just wish you had girlfriends ha


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    #77
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    stroke liz for another while there... it'll be ok chamlis


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    #78
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    haha!! you tel 'im steve!


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    #79
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Chamlis, if you ask nicely maybe DL will be your cyber topless gf!


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    #80
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    very nicely....


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    #81
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    grovel and beg.....


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    #82
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea either really....just make it good! :D


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    #83
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,484 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    gravel & bog?????????


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    #84
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i prefer beg!!


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    #85
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,484 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i'd like some taquitos


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    #86
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    /bitch slaps spacecoyote


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    #87
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    lol... Mistress Donegal Lass is out to play!


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    #88
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,484 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    boring.jpg


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    #89
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    /Bitch slaps steve


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    #90
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,484 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    06.%20The%20more%20I%20think%20the%20more%20confused%20I%20get.jpg


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    #91
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    again DL... please miss can I have another!


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