The most off topic thread of allllllllll timmmmeeeeeee

Chillwithcian

Lets see how far it will travel.... pick 1 topic then change it to suit yourself (selfish!) Maybe we might end up in mars!!!!

BIGGEST THREAD EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER!

chamlis

I was actually going to say Mars.

Anyway. Butter.

Rabies

If the aim of this thread is to be off topic, then are you not going to be going on topic by being off topic

The Bollox

a mars bar only tastes really nice if you haven't had one in a while

Lurk

I might watch Star Wars III today..ugh, even though it's ****e. The thing I can't figure out is if they're all so bloody technologically advanced, why didn't they spot the twins in her prenatal scan? Actually, decided not to watch it now on account of that.
Might look at a Mars bar instead.

Donegal Lass

i feel like being blonde again!!

you get away with more..

chamlis

Donegal Lass wrote:

i feel like being blonde again!!

you get away with more..

/me drools

Donegal Lass

im going blonde again tomorrow!!

chamlis

/me passes out

Donegal Lass

/me gives breath of life

spacecoyote

/ me farts in chamlis unconscious mouth


mmmmmmmm.....farty breath

takola

You're mean spaceman

Lust4Life

Mmmmm. Butter.
I'm making soup!
SC, do NOT fart in my soup!

Sofaspud

Can I fart in your soup?

biko

That reminds me of this time, at band camp...

Lust4Life

That depends. Are they of a bountiful bouquet?





/has sunk to an alltime low. OMG!

Rozabeez

Its never a good idea to crack hazelnuts with your teeth.

NiSmO

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Lust4Life

my soup was yummeh! Cooked with looooooooooooooooooove! (no farts!)

chamlis

Wow.
I have this wonderful feeling, but also this horrible smell in my nostrils at the same time......

Lust4Life

get away from my soup mister dancin farty pants!



Say.... now THAT would make a good quote of the week! Ha!

The Bollox

is Nature considired a God? I mean we call her mother nature, does this mean we see 'her' as a being as opposed to just a thing?

Matt Holck

a thing is a being
a process a doing

Lurk

speaking of which, i bought some red bondage tape yesterday

The Bollox

If I woke up dead would I be deceased or would I be beside a very pissed off other half?

biko

I think there is a special on bolts in Aldi this week

Capt'n Midnight

The XB70 was saved by a paper clip http://www.vectorsite.net/avxb70.html



more later, including the stoping distance of one of the worlds fastest aircraft on the runway

Chillwithcian

Rabies wrote:

If the aim of this thread is to be off topic, then are you not going to be going on topic by being off topic

Smart alic....

KnifeWRENCH

this thread amuses me...i shall now proceed to write a comment,and much hilarity shall ensue..

Capt'n Midnight

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~portwin/ASTRA/X_craft/xb_70i.html

Al White and Joe Cotton prepared to take AV/2 past the final hurdle to having "unlimited" status for Mach 3 flight -- a 30+ minute run at Mach 3 to fully heat soak all systems. Shortly after takeoff, Cotton retracted the landing gear. The nose gear jammed into its door, and as good as things had been going, they were going bad now. The attempt to lower the gear using the normal hydraulic system failed. Trying the backup electrical system, Cotton heard a "pop" as THAT system went dead. Given the Valkyrie's long, graceful neck, and the intake design, retracting the main gear and landing on her belly wasn't possible -- in fact, it was so impossible that North American had never attempted to simulate it!

White first brought the XB-70 around for a touch-and-go, hoping that a hard impact on the main gear would knock the nose gear loose and let it fall to the extended position. Even after a second try, however, the nose gear remained jammed. At this point, bailing out and losing the aircraft was quickly becoming the only option.

Finally, Cotton was sent to the back of the cockpit to open service panels and check on things for the people below. After more than an hour of this (and 2 hours of flying), the problem with the backup system was traced -- hopefully -- to a circuit breaker. Now all Cotton had to do was find a way to short circuit the unit by closing two contacts. Of course, the Valkyrie had no onboard toolkit -- that would have made things too simple. But Cotton HAD brought along his briefcase with his various notes and plans, and opening it, he found a good, thick paper-clip. Straightening out the paper-clip, then grasping the middle of it with a leather glove, Cotton carefully reached in and ZAP! short circuited the breaker. As Al White hit the switch to extend the gear, and was rewarded with the sound of a working backup system, Cotton gratefully dropped into his seat. As several newspapers exclaimed the following day, a "39 cent paper-clip saves $750 million aircraft!"

- and that in April 30th, 1966 $'s, real money

Though on reflection it does seem a tad expensive for a paperclip.

DarthWraak

I have a 40 thousand tampons

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/borat

Skellington

sometimes, i wish i was a pirate. then i could wear an eye patch, maybe even say things like yarrr.

Lurk

and on a related note, my broadband signal goes down when my neighbour's on the Internet

Nevyn

i needs a new key boards this one is getting clogged and sticky

scojones

If the topic of this thread is to be off topic then being off topic is not being off topic at all is it?

Capt'n Midnight

Lurk wrote:

and on a related note, my broadband signal goes down when my neighbour's on the Internet

probably both using the same channel.
use Netstumbler to see what else is in your area, best to be 4 channels or more away from the strongest signal.

Or hack into them ,leech like a good thing and cancel your own broadband *

*may not be legal, and neighbour may get upset, use only as part of a calorie controlled diet

Lust4Life

I had a fella come in the emergency room yesterday who cut up his leg with a chain saw. All I could think (while trying not to laugh) was "Measure twice, cut once!"

In related news, I saved a butt load of money by switching to GEICO.

Capt'n Midnight

and the penguin said "no , it's wallpaper paste"

Lurk

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

probably both using the same channel.
use Netstumbler to see what else is in your area, best to be 4 channels or more away from the strongest signal.

cheers for that...having a look at it now. If all else fails, I'll just wrap the neighbour up in my new tape.

Capt'n Midnight

Lurk wrote:

If all else fails, I'll just wrap the neighbour up in my new tape.

kinky

chamlis

Jurassic Park: The Lost World is on \o/

Jules

I'm just about to watch jay and silent bob!!! ftw!

Star Lord

Jay wrote:

F**k, f**k, f**k,
Mother, mother f*k,
Mother, mother f**k, f**k
Mother f**k, mother f**k,
Noich noich noich,
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4,
Noich, noich noich
Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz,
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers,
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers,
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts,
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

Kid wrote:

Uh, let me get a nickel bag.

Jay wrote:

Fifteen bucks, little man,
Put that s**t in my hand,
If that money doesn't show,
Then you owe me, owe me, owe,
My jungle love, yeah,
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe,
I think I want to know ya, know ya,
Yeah, what?

Yeah I was watching it night before last...

Chillwithcian

Lamp's:rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52301697&postcount=45

Jules

The Mudda fcuking TIME!!!


my favourite director ever... Kevin Smith.. Large and In Charge!

jezza

Hostels :eek: maybe

Jules

You are very blessed jezz!

Lust4Life

Which one you watching, Jules?
I LOVE those movies! Clerks is my fav tho cuz it's the first one I ever saw and it really hit home with me. (*Quit my job and started dealing in front of the petrol station! )



* this may or may not be factual.

Jules

Strike BAck, but have them all on DVD... geek.. also have evening with kevin smith.. he has to be one of the funniest men on the planet! mallrats has to be my favourite though... that ya think of clerks 2?

Lust4Life

I haven't seen it yet. I will buy it once it is released. I own most of them as well. Not all, but most.

I've seen an evening with Kevin Smith. It is funny.
The making of Clerks - where they all take turns saying "37!!??"

The dude who plays Randall is my fav tho. He is a natural! And I love his voice.