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The most off topic thread of allllllllll timmmmeeeeeee

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    #32
    Skellington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    sometimes, i wish i was a pirate. then i could wear an eye patch, maybe even say things like yarrr.


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    #33
    Lurk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Lurk


    and on a related note, my broadband signal goes down when my neighbour's on the Internet :(


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    #34
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    i needs a new key boards this one is getting clogged and sticky


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    #35
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    If the topic of this thread is to be off topic then being off topic is not being off topic at all is it?


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    #36
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Lurk wrote:
    and on a related note, my broadband signal goes down when my neighbour's on the Internet :(
    probably both using the same channel.
    use Netstumbler to see what else is in your area, best to be 4 channels or more away from the strongest signal.

    Or hack into them ,leech like a good thing and cancel your own broadband *

    *may not be legal, and neighbour may get upset, use only as part of a calorie controlled diet


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    #37
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I had a fella come in the emergency room yesterday who cut up his leg with a chain saw. All I could think (while trying not to laugh) was "Measure twice, cut once!"

    In related news, I saved a butt load of money by switching to GEICO.


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    #38
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    and the penguin said "no , it's wallpaper paste" :D


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    #39
    Lurk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭Lurk


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    probably both using the same channel.
    use Netstumbler to see what else is in your area, best to be 4 channels or more away from the strongest signal.
    cheers for that...having a look at it now. If all else fails, I'll just wrap the neighbour up in my new tape.


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    #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Lurk wrote:
    If all else fails, I'll just wrap the neighbour up in my new tape.
    kinky ;)


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    #41
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Jurassic Park: The Lost World is on \o/


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    #42
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    I'm just about to watch jay and silent bob!!! :) ftw!


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    #43
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Jay wrote:
    F**k, f**k, f**k,
    Mother, mother f*k,
    Mother, mother f**k, f**k
    Mother f**k, mother f**k,
    Noich noich noich,
    1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4,
    Noich, noich noich
    Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz,
    Doin' coke, drinkin' beers,
    Drinkin' beers, beers, beers,
    Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts,
    Who smokes the blunts?
    We smoke the blunts.
    Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
    Kid wrote:
    Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
    Jay wrote:
    Fifteen bucks, little man,
    Put that s**t in my hand,
    If that money doesn't show,
    Then you owe me, owe me, owe,
    My jungle love, yeah,
    Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe,
    I think I want to know ya, know ya,
    Yeah, what?

    Yeah I was watching it night before last... :D


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    #44
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Lamp's:rolleyes:


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    #45
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,838 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52301697&postcount=45


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    #46
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    The Mudda fcuking TIME!!!


    my favourite director ever... Kevin Smith.. Large and In Charge!


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    #47
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Hostels :eek: maybe


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    #48
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    You are very blessed jezz!


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    #49
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Which one you watching, Jules?
    I LOVE those movies! Clerks is my fav tho cuz it's the first one I ever saw and it really hit home with me. (*Quit my job and started dealing in front of the petrol station! icon_rockin.gif)



    * this may or may not be factual.


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    #50
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Strike BAck, but have them all on DVD... geek.. also have evening with kevin smith.. he has to be one of the funniest men on the planet! mallrats has to be my favourite though... that ya think of clerks 2?


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    #51
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I haven't seen it yet. I will buy it once it is released. I own most of them as well. Not all, but most.

    I've seen an evening with Kevin Smith. It is funny.
    The making of Clerks - where they all take turns saying "37!!??"

    The dude who plays Randall is my fav tho. He is a natural! And I love his voice.


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    #52
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    na think MEWS FTW... guy is a legend!


    All At Once!


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    #53
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    what a dreadfull day
    I'm a flat as sidewalk gum


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    #54
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm curvy as a violin! :)


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    #55
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A week till I goes home! \o/


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    #56
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    you should never play leapfrog with a unicorn :eek:


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    #57
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'm gonna smoke


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    #58
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    im blonde!!


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    #59
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Donegal Lass wrote:
    im blonde!!
    :D


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    #60
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    easily pleased i see!:)


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    #61
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    You'l have to, uh, post another KYN pic. We can give you critique...
    Yeah, that's it.


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