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Wanted: Stalkee

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  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    That doesn't ring a bell at all. I'm sure the little feckers told me it meant somethign different...hmmmmm


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    deer, Anti needs a stalker and I'm full up!
    Can you manage to fit him into your busy schedule?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    :eek:

    Quick work there l4l


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Just love to keep all the men happy here!
    Unless it has always been your dream to have an American Stalker... Then I would just have to fit you in.

    L4L


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Hey L4L how are ya!! I'll take anti so! But I'm too drunk right now to stalk. I shall commence in ernest tomorrow !

    Can I have that sig too?! Love that you've all adopted me and put my name on the siggie!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Well ive had a irish one. a welsh one and a english one. All of which turned out to be rather scary situations. And since your over there, and i am here, i think it would be safe.......Just


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    That was the lovely CB's creation!
    He agrees you deffo fit right in!

    I'll PM you the instructions/link to add it to yours!


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    What kind of stalking would you like anti? I'm the polite one who asks permission and the preferences of the stalkee?
    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    Legend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Since your twisted now there is no point saying my preference as the chances of you remembering is zilch !

    Tomorrow you shall get your instructions =)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by anti :

    Tomorrow you shall get your instructions =)

    Ooh! I love that in a man!
    Deer is a lucky gal to have you as a stalkee!
    Perhaps I'll take Fridays and Sundays after all!

    L4L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    ahh, the two kinky days of the week, i like your style


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    anti wrote:
    Well ive had a irish one. a welsh one and a english one. All of which turned out to be rather scary situations. And since your over there, and i am here, i think it would be safe.......Just
    that was not me,honest


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, County, I know you have much better things to do with your time than to stalk other men!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    i should hope not to !


  • Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Deer


    I like masterful men! It shall commence first thing in the morning after my breakfast roll! Oh god - I need my bed. And here I was thinking I'd start my book on the balkans. Not a bloody hope now hic:D

    See ya all in earnest tomorrow


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Oh, County, I know you have much better things to do with your time than to stalk other men!
    i will stalk anything,if it moves,its stalking material


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah, County! Always full of surprises!
    Just remember the sheep with X's on their back tend to kick.:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Ah, County! Always full of surprises!
    Just remember the sheep with X's on their back tend to kick.:p
    sorry but beastiality is`nt really my thing


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh thank the Lord!
    Ya had me worried!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    am i too late to get myself a stalker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    someone say sheep ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by tman
    am i too late to get myself a stalker?

    You shall have to sway our hearts and we'll decide in a War Room Meeting tomorrow!

    Hugs,

    Lusty


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    anti wrote:
    someone say sheep ?
    Croeso my welsh friend,now let the stalking comence


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Don't forget your...em... high boots!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Lust4Life wrote:
    You shall have to sway our hearts and we'll decide in a War Room Meeting tomorrow!

    Hugs,

    Lusty
    meh, sounds too much like effort.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Are you forgetting the legendary and somewhat forgotten velcro gloves ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    To Tman: Oh, Sweetie, it is always worth the effort.

    Anti: Velcro gloves! Classic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    any chance of a taster of the stalking antics i can expect?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    tman wrote:
    any chance of a taster of the stalking antics i can expect?
    stalking.jpg


    *take note*


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