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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Deer wrote:
    Clownbag is one hawt piece of ass but is now off my list because scraggs warned me off him in a pm. Scraggs - you're a lucky woman
    WOOT! :) sorry it didn't work out between us and good luck in your quest. That Hellmo fella seems keen ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    I supose it was a little sudjestive....

    bum2.jpg

    ^^ hows this?

    PS I've allready killed a klingon and stolen his wife, I'll do it again if you set that effeminate panzy worf on me. mmmm I could do with some of his wife acually.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Muuuuuch better, hellmo!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    Deer wrote:
    Clownbag is now off my list. Scragg - you have my sympathy!

    HellM0 - all submissions must be via pm so I can take my pic. All the ass's that are rejected will then be put in the show us your assets thread for all others who wish to acquire a stalkee
    I formally apply for nothing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You know, I'm sure Tar would be happy to have one more stalker. In fact, I'll resign my position and you can have the job instead if you like? He's a great stalkee.. Reacts just right! Ask Jules or L4L.. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, Tar would be very good practice material.
    He's quite responsive to anything you have to offer.

    I must go off line now. Keep up the great work!

    Hugs,

    L4L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Ah yes, tar is good practice material.
    But beware! He just might turn the tables,
    and start stalking you!!

    Ps. Thats a very pretty pic of you Deer,
    welcome to TCN!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Deer wrote:
    Clownbag - that is a very stalkable ass. I will definately be keeping you in mind. Do you prefer it donkey style? What method would that be?[/QUOT

    My Dear Deer,

    we here in TCN, especially the girls look out for each other, but unfortunatly we do cross swords from time to time over our men... so again i draw your attention to the list of already taken make boardsies.

    I feel you well go far in our stalking nest and with some careful training and guidence from the powers that be, namely the mistress L4L and my self you will learn the ways of the force! Keeping in mind our morals are kept in check by the ladies Takola and Doomspell and you would be much advises to heed their warnings.


    Yours in Stalking

    Jules


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Yay! I feel so invloved!!
    I mean *ahem*

    Yes take account of this valuable information that has been delivered to you by the..eh? Head stalking associate Jules.

    Doomspell


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Well yourself and takola are my moral conscience in here!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    LOL!! and we got your back 24/7, don't we Takola...'Takola?!!'


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    she might not be here in computer but she is here is spirit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    HA! Popped back in for a moment and just found what shall have to be printed on my new business cards!

    "Stalking Associate"

    Doom, I LOVE IT!!!!!! Well done!


    I Shall have to work on a Sig business card... Stalking Associate - available for parties, christenings, weddings and karaoke. travel = extra $$

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I'm here, I'm here! God you people are so demanding!!! :p

    And yes, Doom and myself always have your back Jules.

    And please do heed our warnings deer. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ye, you're never allowed log off again!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    but that is bacause we love you!!!!

    oh heads together for a good sig.. come on girlies


    what about

    boiled rabbits extra!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I'm not sure.. I'm not the most creative person! :rolleyes: I shall leave it in your capable hands! :D

    And don't be getting cheeky Steve! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    bunny boiling b1tches ltd.
    - we're with you every step of the way.....

    there's one for ya!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Down with this sort of thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Stalk all you wish. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Lust4Life wrote:

    "Stalking Associate"

    Doom, I LOVE IT!!!!!! Well done!


    I Shall have to work on a Sig business card... Stalking Associate - available for parties, christenings, weddings and karaoke. travel = extra $$

    :D

    Why thank you Lusty.
    Will work on a cheesy rhyme for the sig.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yeah thats our girl, playing the moral highground, but at heart just a big stalker!!!

    we need an acronym of our names.. god this is sad but its better than work!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Eh? Wheres Takola, I'm too lazy to think


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hiding behind you


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Steve just get out of the way! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Now now. Play nice Takola


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ssshhhh, she'll hear you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I hate to do this but seeing as I cannot spank the original poster in question (YET)... you spelt "BADINAGE" wrong...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh thank god i thought i was thick!


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