Wanted: Stalkee

Deer

Requirements: Male, Cuckoos' Nestee, Age between 25 - 30, gsoh, largely endowed, pecs, long tongue, must have a fetish for furry handcuffs, must know what the word badanage means, must not already have a cuckoo's nest stalker, must like brunettes and must also pm me a picture of their bum.

In return I will devote myself to stalking all your cuckoos nest postings and wreck your head. But I am cute. That will make up for it!

Doomspell

Lol!!! I see this is L4L and Jules's doing.

Lust4Life

OMG she's a fast learner!:p



Excellent (Smithers)! We shall school this apt pupil well. We have the ability to make her even more evil than we are!

Hellm0

Any specific types of bum you would prefer? Slim, padded, large, two eggs in a handkercheif...?

Deer

Hellm0 wrote:

Any specific types of bum you would prefer? Slim, padded, large, two eggs in a handkercheif...?

I need to see the photo's first before I can make that preference

Dirk Gently

I'd like to offer myself up as a sacrificial lamb but I'm afraid I'm all stalked out at the moment. Only last night I caught doomspell and Jules trying to install secret webcams in my shower. They were under orders from Lust4life. If no one else offers I suppose you can join the other sex crazed lusty Looney fe-boardsies in the nest and proceed to stalk me but please exhaust all other possibilities first.

Good luck in your quest to find some poor innocent Hunky male boardsie to stalk and harass. Very nice of you to ask permission I must say. Most of the sex crazed fe-boardsies round here just stalk you and don’t give you a choice about it. I look forward to been even more out numbered than usual by the ever growing girlie stalker TCN gang.

P.s. my sexy ass is posted in the show us your assets thread, enjoy!




Realisticly though scraggs is the only fe-boardsie for me and your wasting your time Miss Deer. Scraggs smells like flogs

Lust4Life

Thorougly enjoying those web-cam shots, babe! More nuduty I say!

Dirk Gently

Lust4Life wrote:

Thorougly enjoying those web-cam shots, babe! More nuduty I say!

I'm making a fortune on yours. All the kids on the street keep handing over their pocket money. I charge a euro per minute. They sit in front of the computer for hours at a time. I don't know where they get the money from, although there is a crime wave hitting the area since I set up your web cam. All the kids must be stealing to pay for their lusty lady fix.

p.s. your Husband is the housewives favourite. Half of them have their green cards ready so if you start to notice a lot of Irish women hanging round your town you had better lock the Hubby up because they're after him. :eek:

Deer

Clownbag - that is a very stalkable ass. I will definately be keeping you in mind. Do you prefer it donkey style? What method would that be?

Lust4Life

Glad to help out in keeping you well stocked in ciggys!:p

Scraggs

Eyes off the goods Deer, that Cbag is mine!

Deer

... on my first day too......

Deer

But I will point out that he did offer his services the bold boy....


Think you'll have to give him a spanking sgraggs!

Dirk Gently

Scraggs wrote:

Eyes off the goods Deer, that Cbag is mine!

You tell her scraggalicious.

scraggs ftw.

edit: I offered nothing. you obviously didnt read the small print miss Deer. scraggs you can still spank me though.

smash

Deer wrote:

Requirements: Male, Cuckoos' Nestee, Age between 25 - 30, gsoh, largely endowed, pecs, long tongue, must have a fetish for furry handcuffs, must know what the word badanage means, must not already have a cuckoo's nest stalker, must like brunettes and must also pm me a picture of their bum.

In return I will devote myself to stalking all your cuckoos nest postings and wreck your head. But I am cute. That will make up for it!

we're gonna need photo evidence first, do you have a pic in know your nerds?

Deer

Yes - but you must look at the first one that is there as you cannot see the beauty of deer in the second one. Happy hunting!



Edited to point out that clown bag only edited his own post offering his services to me if I was desperate in the mistaken belief that Scraggs will believe that the small print was there in the first place!

smash

any clue of what page it's on? hehe

Deer

steve06 wrote:

any clue of what page it's on? hehe

I've just twigged - I know what your up too.... I'm the one looking for the stalker not you! Go find your own person to stalk!

Dirk Gently

steve06 wrote:

any clue of what page it's on? hehe

shes actually quite hawt, a poor man's scraggs, but hawt all the same.
cant remember the page but look at the dates, think she posted in the july group of pics.

see Deer, this is how we stalk! we don't ask permission.

smash

dammit, reverse psychology just doesn't work!

Hellm0

understandably so....

^^ will this do? artists rendering...

smash

found you....

Deer wrote:

Me looking just slightly psychotic!

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/deer_2006/DSC01684.jpg

looking psychotic, stalking people..... hhmmmmmm

Dirk Gently

she does look like someone who you would find staring back at you through the window when you go to pull the curtains at night. :eek:

*I'd invite her in anyway



* scraggs ftw

Hellm0

What lusty eyes, if I may say so myself

Dirk Gently

get yore mince pies off her ferengi. I stalked her first.

Hellm0

Beware, this cats got claws scoobie. dont MAKE me use my electro whip on your stoner loving mystery solving canine self

Lust4Life

Hellmo, your drawing looks much more like you are trying to catch a man instead of a woman. How about a better pose?:p

P.S. But please do include the dimples again! Love the dimples!

Dirk Gently

dont make me unleash worf upon you. like to see you recieve u-mocs after worf batters the ears off you little ferengi.

I'll share Deer with you. You can have her when I'm not online.

Deer

God almighty - I do a bit of work for ten minutes and when I return I'm being stalked. Well I'm going back up to the Literature thread where I doubt you will be able to stalk my posts without being thrown out!

Dirk Gently

Deer wrote:

God almighty - I do a bit of work for ten minutes and when I return I'm being stalked. Clown bag is the only one I want stalking me. All the rest can just give up now. Well I'm going back up to the Literature thread where I doubt you will be able to stalk my posts without being thrown out!Talk to you later clown bag lots of love.... Miss Deer

:eek: cheek. the stalker gives out about being stalked. :eek:

Deer

Clownbag is now off my list. Scragg - you have my sympathy!

HellM0 - all submissions must be via pm so I can take my pic. All the ass's that are rejected will then be put in the show us your assets thread for all others who wish to acquire a stalkee

Dirk Gently

Deer wrote:

Clownbag is one hawt piece of ass but is now off my list because scraggs warned me off him in a pm. Scraggs - you're a lucky woman

WOOT! sorry it didn't work out between us and good luck in your quest. That Hellmo fella seems keen

Hellm0

I supose it was a little sudjestive....



^^ hows this?

PS I've allready killed a klingon and stolen his wife, I'll do it again if you set that effeminate panzy worf on me. mmmm I could do with some of his wife acually.

Lust4Life

Muuuuuch better, hellmo!

Hellm0

Deer wrote:

Clownbag is now off my list. Scragg - you have my sympathy!

HellM0 - all submissions must be via pm so I can take my pic. All the ass's that are rejected will then be put in the show us your assets thread for all others who wish to acquire a stalkee

I formally apply for nothing!

takola

You know, I'm sure Tar would be happy to have one more stalker. In fact, I'll resign my position and you can have the job instead if you like? He's a great stalkee.. Reacts just right! Ask Jules or L4L..

Lust4Life

Yes, Tar would be very good practice material.
He's quite responsive to anything you have to offer.

I must go off line now. Keep up the great work!

Hugs,

L4L

Doomspell

Ah yes, tar is good practice material.
But beware! He just might turn the tables,
and start stalking you!!

Ps. Thats a very pretty pic of you Deer,
welcome to TCN!!

Jules

Deer wrote:

Clownbag - that is a very stalkable ass. I will definately be keeping you in mind. Do you prefer it donkey style? What method would that be?[/QUOT

My Dear Deer,

we here in TCN, especially the girls look out for each other, but unfortunatly we do cross swords from time to time over our men... so again i draw your attention to the list of already taken make boardsies.

I feel you well go far in our stalking nest and with some careful training and guidence from the powers that be, namely the mistress L4L and my self you will learn the ways of the force! Keeping in mind our morals are kept in check by the ladies Takola and Doomspell and you would be much advises to heed their warnings.


Yours in Stalking

Jules

Doomspell

Yay! I feel so invloved!!
I mean *ahem*

Yes take account of this valuable information that has been delivered to you by the..eh? Head stalking associate Jules.

Doomspell

Jules

Well yourself and takola are my moral conscience in here!!

Doomspell

LOL!! and we got your back 24/7, don't we Takola...'Takola?!!'

Jules

she might not be here in computer but she is here is spirit!

Lust4Life

HA! Popped back in for a moment and just found what shall have to be printed on my new business cards!

"Stalking Associate"

Doom, I LOVE IT!!!!!! Well done!


I Shall have to work on a Sig business card... Stalking Associate - available for parties, christenings, weddings and karaoke. travel = extra $$

takola

I'm here, I'm here! God you people are so demanding!!!

And yes, Doom and myself always have your back Jules.

And please do heed our warnings deer.

smash

ye, you're never allowed log off again!

Jules

but that is bacause we love you!!!!

oh heads together for a good sig.. come on girlies


what about

boiled rabbits extra!

takola

I'm not sure.. I'm not the most creative person! :rolleyes: I shall leave it in your capable hands!

And don't be getting cheeky Steve!

smash

bunny boiling b1tches ltd.
- we're with you every step of the way.....

there's one for ya!

Rhyme

Down with this sort of thing.

Ruu_Old

Stalk all you wish.