men AND WOMEN - what are we doing wrong.

Jules

now that would be intersting to see a person that looks like a typewriter,

yes pics are a must maybe you should ask in the paranormal forum!!!

MrB

jules80 wrote:

i completely agree i wanted it to be just a laugh but ppl seem to have their knickers in a knot..... lets just forget it all together!!!!!

*hits head with keyboard*
Consider it forgotten.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thaedydal wrote:

how about a link to a silly thread
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054963725

Phewwww, Thanks Thaedydal thats better my brain can relaxe again...
its been goin a mile a minute...

Jules

can brains go that fast????

Blush_01

Mine just did, and I can't run after it. The man chained me to the kitchen sink. By the ankles. *sobs* Come back, brain, come baaaaack!

On a less serious note - there are as many unfair generalisations made about men as women, that's crappy too, yet people whinge more about the unfair generalisations about women. Why?

Ok, so many men tend to like to leave the toilet seat up, and genuinely don't seem to notice a mess until it has started to follow them around the house like some kind of unavoidable entity, but that's not all of them. Or maybe I just live with the wrong men. Who knows? But women are fcuking headwrecking on a regular basis. I definitely make no personal exceptions there!

Ok, so I join in the man-bash when I'm annoyed, but usually when women do that it's not bloody serious. Why don't people realise that?

*Yawn*

Matt Holck

NO DOUBT LYRICS

"Just A Girl"

Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a girl, little 'ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes

I'm just a girl,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype

Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some

I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to Is making me numb
I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here!

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nodoubt/justagirl.html

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Wow... that must have taken you a few minutes to type...

Jules

copy and paste???

Hail 2 Da Chimp

No that was typed from the heart Jules....

Jules

oh thought he just copied and pasted it from the website noted at the end!!!

being a bit silly me thinks

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Indeed that would seem a lot more logical than my explanation...

Jules

indeed it would, i know i would copy and paste.. wouldnt waste time typing

Lust4Life

Conteol + C = Copy.
Control + V = Paste.
My favorite equations!
Used to eat paste in grade school!:p

Black Swan

Everyone is looking very pasty around here.:D

Zulu

Thaedydal wrote:

really do you ?
Pics please!

Only 'cause you asked so nicly. ...now lets hope this attachment works...

layke

I think it has a lot to do with attitude.

My best friend is a girl who I met when I was 17. She is very good looking, tall and athletic and there have been years of sexual tention between us but nothing ever happened (the sob story of my life also). Anyway we get along so well, i'd tell a dirty, vulgar, disgusting joke that only a fellow male friends would find amusing and she cracks up laughing every time. The majority of girls would be all "eeewwwwwww".

This sort of girl is a rare find, the mentality of a bloke. About the thinking 'Men are from Mars Women from venus' I believe this to be true in certain cases. Especially in the more how shall I say 'prissy D4' girls you will find (stereotype I know but it's easier to get my point across). Obviously this is not the case with all girls and guys, but a few. This is not the only girl I know like this, but she is a lot sounder then most girls I have met.

All in all, she prefers the company of men because she has more fun with them yet retains her femininity.

This has lead to queue of lads lining up to ask her out over the years, they see her as a bit of fun and a 'long term' girlfriend.

Now, I don't know how a bloke would possibly make this kind of transgression to the girls side. Wimmin tend to prefer a more masculine bloke in my experience anyway and a guy would just come across as looking kinda gay with a femmy touch. Perhaps i'm wrong, love to hear other views on that.

I apologise in advance for my crappy grammar, i'm not always the best at conveying my thoughts via text

MrB

... If you're lucky!

Le Rack

good addiction to have ma'girl....
I used to get called a "bitch in heat" anytime I went out, with the girlies...

Tori

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Don't worry L4L, I always use any lotion handy so it'll be ok.

Ah, I should get a word in for righty(and occasionally lefty), great guy!

God Tar, self service! You musn't be getting much these days - you sound soooo lonely.:(

Tori

Heyes wrote:

Absolutaly love men, i see them as a slight addiction LOL :rolleyes:

I see them more as a necessity really just for one or two things, the rest I can manage on my own. They're kinda like the spot on the bum of life d'ya not think? Smelly creatures that leave their stench and muck wherever they go and a trail of destruction behind them!

I just think there was and extremely forgiving gene put into all women so that we'd forgive men for all their faults no matter what. Even I love the shock on a man's face if a woman says something out of character and how they can titter like a woman too!:D

Scraggs

jules80 wrote:

and by the way stop tryin to lick the boys bottoms, its not very becoming

Well if we were lickin your bottom you'd be coming

*ba dum dish*
/thank you I'm here all night

Demetrius

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Hmmm...strange. Rose-blushed face, red little tongue, crinkled eyes? The face of a manly-man!:D

Call Me Jimmy

Scraggs wrote:

Well if we were lickin your bottom you'd be coming

*ba dum dish*
/thank you I'm here all night

somebody give this one a sitcom stat. Everybody Loves Coming? Ah we'll work on it.

Jules

em,.... dont know what to say to that

Jules

im shocked is that actually a serious post here!!!!!

holy banana hammock!!!!!

so come on guys need a good giggle where are the embarrassing stories!!!!!

spacecoyote

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

Everybody Loves Coming

This is true...THIS IS TRUE...THIS ISSSS...(oh god i just made a love-wee)

Tar.Aldarion

Tori wrote:

God Tar, self service! You musn't be getting much these days - you sound soooo lonely.:(

It doesn't mater how much I get, I have to return to the master for a lesson.
Nope, not much at all these days.

Tori

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

It doesn't mater how much I get, I have to return to the master for a lesson.
Nope, not much at all these days.

Maybe the scrunched up look on your face is putting everyone off?:p

Tar.Aldarion

Wiat, do you know me? :eek:

Tori

Definitely not.... if you have a scrunched up face.:)