What star wars character could you beat in a FISTFIGHT

mountainyman

Got the idea from oldrottenhat. [1]
No blasters, No Light Sabers, No using the force
So I reckon I could beat:
Any Ewok
Any Jawa

Other than that I'm not too sure.

MM

[1] OK stole it from http://oldrottenhat.typepad.com

KTRIC

I'd personally love to take Jaba the Hut on in a fist fight. Easy money if you ask me.

Zapp Brannigan

Princess Leia, cos she's a woman and I'm a man.

Pigman II

I'd imagine I could kick the crap out Snaggletooth (and possibly an Ugnaught too).

mountainyman

K-TRIC wrote:

I'd personally love to take Jaba the Hut on in a fist fight. Easy money if you ask me.

I don't think so. Look at how Leia had to choke him to death with her handcuffs.

MM

mountainyman

Slurms wrote:

Princess Leia, cos she's a woman and I'm a man.

Leia wouldn't be handcuffed. You understand that.

This is a serious business people!!
MM

KTRIC

mountainyman wrote:

I don't think so. Look at how Leia had to choke him to death with her handcuffs.

MM

Still reacon I could take him :cool:

qz

I reckon I could take on a stormtrooper, they seem to go down kinda easily.

Dooom

Sandraiders (they look tough, but I'd say they'd go down easy enough)
Jawas (It'd be like beating a child tbh)
Stormtroopers (although the helmets could get awkward)

And two I'd really like to throw a beating to - Vader and General Grevious. Just to show 'em who's boss.

Zapp Brannigan

mountainyman wrote:

Leia wouldn't be handcuffed. You understand that.

This is a serious business people!!
MM

Yeah, but I have experience in beating women......

casanova_kid

The SS would kick the arse of any of these fictional kids.

judomick

honestly ........id beat them all

c - 13

C3PO - i'd kick his metal ass :mad:

Wertz

R2D2 of course...since the little bastard doesn't have fists, I obviously have the upper hand...

Dooom

Wertz wrote:

R2D2 of course...since the little bastard doesn't have fists, I obviously have the upper hand...

He does have that stun/zapper thing though, not to mention he can fly and has all those probes that poke out at inappropriate times.

Photi

Jar Jar. Until my knuckles bled.

Wertz

Meh, I'd have him sold to the tinkers for scrap before he could say "Bleep do be wop beep"

Kobevader

jar-jar? any1 could beat him. i could step on yoda lol

R0ot

I reckon i could beat yoda, jawa's, ewok's, r2-d2, c3po, luke (panzie farmer), jabba the hutt as he couldn't even stop scrawney leia from choking him with a chain, and the trade federation guys

blu_sonic

I'd just pop the claws and rip em up, cuz i'm the best there is at what i do.

















































or not

Photi

R0ot wrote:

ewok's

Dude, it'd be like clubbing a baby seal or something.

mountainyman

Photi wrote:

Dude, it'd be like clubbing a baby seal or something.

Don't forget the teeth and horrible little claws scrabbling at your eyes.

I remember the xxx version of caravan of courage.

SAUCY.

MM

Dooom

And don't forget their cunning minds with their logs and rocks and strings with smaller rocks (can't remember the word - Bolas or something?).

Plus, they'd have the swarm tactic.
Actually, I'd say I could take Darth Maul. He looks all tough and whatnot, but I bet he'd go running home to Sidius if he lost a spikey tooth or two.

azezil

Ah I'd imagine I'd be able to fist most of them...

Pigman II

azezil wrote:

Ah I'd imagine I'd be able to fist most of them...

This guy would be right up your alley.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/kitfisto/

Degsy

Obi wan kenobi i reckon would be a sucker for a kick in the goolies

BlitzKrieg

wedge of course, f*cking parasite...

Dragan

I don't know, i have reason to believe that without a lightsabre or laser gun of some kind most of them would be pretty weak!!!

I can't recall any major fist fight scene's in any of the films so i reckon a semi skilled pugilist could have his merry way with most of them in a fight!!!!

Now then, as for WHO i would love to put the stamp on,

1) Young Anakin, man, he would SO get the back of my hand!
2) Jar Jar - a body cast would be the start of his troubles!!!!

Oh yeah, and despite having 4 arms and being made of metal Lord Grievous would be an easy win, his cardio and conditioning are terrible. Too many Johnie Blue behind the bike shed in school me thinks!!!

Degsy

That horrible little troll yoda deserves to be used as a football for a few hours..teach him to mangle the english language i will!

KTRIC

Degsy wrote:

That horrible little troll yoda deserves to be used as a football for a few hours..teach him to mangle the english language i will!

Get your ass kicked you will, mmmm

BlitzKrieg

yoda wrote:

800 years old i am still f*ck you up i can

yousa gonna die!

Degsy

Nonsense..punt him into the swamp i will!

monkeyfudge

I reckon I could beat up Chekhov. I'll show him where the nuclear wessel is!

Muckmagnet

monkeyfudge wrote:

I reckon I could beat up Chekhov. I'll show him where the nuclear wessel is!

......thats STAR TREK

monkeyfudge

Muckmagnet wrote:

......thats STAR TREK

Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...

Take it easy or as Obi Wan Kenobi once said "Live long and prosper!"

Wertz

monkeyfudge wrote:

Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...

:eek:

*monkeyfudge dies in a hail of laser fire*

monkeyfudge

Wertz wrote:

:eek:

*monkeyfudge dies in a hail of laser fire*

'phaser'.... it's spelt 'phaser'

Pigman II

monkeyfudge wrote:

Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...

From the latest simpsons episode......

Comic book guy : [greeting Richard Dean Anderson] "Of the four 'Star' Variations (Wars, Trek, Gate and Search) your show is easily my 3rd favourite"

Wolf

monkeyfudge wrote:

'phaser'.... it's spelt 'phaser'

Nerd! Its spelt Nerd!

As for which character.

Well seen as Im so hard an all I'll take that monster that luke fights in Jaba's place in the pit. Just jump up bite him in the privates and don't let go. Or the great sarlak after a night on the piss, just jump in and defecate all over his insides, OWNED.

Degsy

On a slightly different note i reckon i'd let Princess leia beat the crap out of me..especially in that metal bikini *drool*

Vegeta

Dragan wrote:

I don't know, i have reason to believe that without a lightsabre or laser gun of some kind most of them would be pretty weak!!!

I can't recall any major fist fight scene's in any of the films so i reckon a semi skilled pugilist could have his merry way with most of them in a fight!!!!

Now then, as for WHO i would love to put the stamp on,

1) Young Anakin, man, he would SO get the back of my hand!
2) Jar Jar - a body cast would be the start of his troubles!!!!

Oh yeah, and despite having 4 arms and being made of metal Lord Grievous would be an easy win, his cardio and conditioning are terrible. Too many Johnie Blue behind the bike shed in school me thinks!!!

Young anakin drives me nuts I'd love to drop kick him in the chest, also the older anakin is a piss ant and I'd love to club his brains out into a fine paste.

Genreal Grievous is only in ill health cos Mace windu(sp?) crushes his metal chest using the force. Prior to his chest crushing he would have been the ultimate bad ass, four arms and 2 legs, there's no blockin that

takethebiscuit

I reckon I could take on Vader....If I could convince him we're related (second cousin by marriage or whatever), he'd have one of his emotional breakdowns and start babblin like a bleedin baby (does psychological warfare count?).

Would gladly have a fist fight with Lucas, but would prefer to shoot him in the head.

monkeyfudge

takethebiscuit wrote:

Would gladly have a fist fight with Lucas, but would prefer to shoot him in the head.

Fighting Lucas would be hard. He doesn't have a neck so getting him in a headlock could be difficult.

takethebiscuit

It would be a kind of slippy bodylock then

Wertz

What would be the point in defeating Lucas...f*cker would just turn round and edit out that part and rewrite it so that he won...

takethebiscuit

It'd make me happy

DaBreno

Solo. Id fight Han Solo.

ferdi

Jabba - easy on the knuckles

takethebiscuit

I wouldn't take on the Emperor though....he looks too much like a kiddie-fiddling priest <shudder>

K.O.Kiki

He's worse than that...


Now, I imagine I could take on any Jedi in a fistfight. Hell, Jango Fett did it; what could possibly be so hard?
Wouldn't get in a fight with a Sith, though - they'd cheat & force-choke you!:mad:

woody

mountainyman wrote:

Got the idea from oldrottenhat. [1]
No blasters, No Light Sabers, No using the force
So I reckon I could beat:
Any Ewok
Any Jawa

Other than that I'm not too sure.

MM

[1] OK stole it from http://oldrottenhat.typepad.com

I would love to batter an ewok for starters then kick Chewbacca in the Stones oh yes