What star wars character could you beat in a FISTFIGHT

mountainyman · 10-04-2006 09:26PM #1

Got the idea from oldrottenhat. [1]
No blasters, No Light Sabers, No using the force
So I reckon I could beat:
Any Ewok
Any Jawa

Other than that I'm not too sure.

MM

[1] OK stole it from http://oldrottenhat.typepad.com

KTRIC · 10-04-2006 09:28PM

I'd personally love to take Jaba the Hut on in a fist fight. Easy money if you ask me.

Zapp Brannigan · 10-04-2006 09:28PM

Princess Leia, cos she's a woman and I'm a man.

Pigman II · 10-04-2006 09:34PM

I'd imagine I could kick the crap out Snaggletooth (and possibly an Ugnaught too).

mountainyman · 10-04-2006 09:37PM

K-TRIC wrote:

I'd personally love to take Jaba the Hut on in a fist fight. Easy money if you ask me.

I don't think so. Look at how Leia had to choke him to death with her handcuffs.

MM

mountainyman · 10-04-2006 09:39PM

Slurms wrote:

Princess Leia, cos she's a woman and I'm a man.

Leia wouldn't be handcuffed. You understand that.

This is a serious business people!!
MM

KTRIC · 10-04-2006 09:40PM

mountainyman wrote:

I don't think so. Look at how Leia had to choke him to death with her handcuffs.

MM

Still reacon I could take him :cool:

qz · 10-04-2006 09:42PM

I reckon I could take on a stormtrooper, they seem to go down kinda easily.

Dooom · 10-04-2006 09:49PM

Sandraiders (they look tough, but I'd say they'd go down easy enough)
Jawas (It'd be like beating a child tbh)
Stormtroopers (although the helmets could get awkward)

And two I'd really like to throw a beating to - Vader and General Grevious. Just to show 'em who's boss.

Zapp Brannigan · 10-04-2006 09:50PM

mountainyman wrote:

Leia wouldn't be handcuffed. You understand that.

This is a serious business people!!
MM

Yeah, but I have experience in beating women......

casanova_kid · 10-04-2006 10:02PM

The SS would kick the arse of any of these fictional kids.

judomick · 10-04-2006 10:14PM

honestly ........id beat them all

c - 13 · 10-04-2006 10:20PM

C3PO - i'd kick his metal ass :mad:

Wertz · 10-04-2006 10:26PM

R2D2 of course...since the little bastard doesn't have fists, I obviously have the upper hand...

Dooom · 11-04-2006 12:17AM

Wertz wrote:

R2D2 of course...since the little bastard doesn't have fists, I obviously have the upper hand...

He does have that stun/zapper thing though, not to mention he can fly and has all those probes that poke out at inappropriate times.

Photi · 11-04-2006 12:19AM

Jar Jar. Until my knuckles bled.

Wertz · 11-04-2006 12:43AM

Meh, I'd have him sold to the tinkers for scrap before he could say "Bleep do be wop beep"

Kobevader · 11-04-2006 12:47AM

jar-jar? any1 could beat him. i could step on yoda lol

R0ot · 11-04-2006 12:50AM

I reckon i could beat yoda, jawa's, ewok's, r2-d2, c3po, luke (panzie farmer), jabba the hutt as he couldn't even stop scrawney leia from choking him with a chain, and the trade federation guys

blu_sonic · 11-04-2006 12:55AM

I'd just pop the claws and rip em up, cuz i'm the best there is at what i do.

or not

Photi · 11-04-2006 12:56AM

R0ot wrote:

ewok's

Dude, it'd be like clubbing a baby seal or something.

mountainyman · 11-04-2006 09:24AM

Photi wrote:

Dude, it'd be like clubbing a baby seal or something.

Don't forget the teeth and horrible little claws scrabbling at your eyes.

I remember the xxx version of caravan of courage.

SAUCY.

MM

Dooom · 11-04-2006 09:44AM

And don't forget their cunning minds with their logs and rocks and strings with smaller rocks (can't remember the word - Bolas or something?).

Plus, they'd have the swarm tactic.
Actually, I'd say I could take Darth Maul. He looks all tough and whatnot, but I bet he'd go running home to Sidius if he lost a spikey tooth or two.

azezil · 11-04-2006 10:09AM

Ah I'd imagine I'd be able to fist most of them...

Pigman II · 11-04-2006 10:27AM

azezil wrote:

Ah I'd imagine I'd be able to fist most of them...

This guy would be right up your alley.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/kitfisto/

Degsy · 11-04-2006 12:59PM

Obi wan kenobi i reckon would be a sucker for a kick in the goolies

BlitzKrieg · 11-04-2006 01:10PM

wedge of course, f*cking parasite...

Dragan · 11-04-2006 01:33PM

I don't know, i have reason to believe that without a lightsabre or laser gun of some kind most of them would be pretty weak!!!

I can't recall any major fist fight scene's in any of the films so i reckon a semi skilled pugilist could have his merry way with most of them in a fight!!!!

Now then, as for WHO i would love to put the stamp on,

1) Young Anakin, man, he would SO get the back of my hand!
2) Jar Jar - a body cast would be the start of his troubles!!!!

Oh yeah, and despite having 4 arms and being made of metal Lord Grievous would be an easy win, his cardio and conditioning are terrible. Too many Johnie Blue behind the bike shed in school me thinks!!!

Degsy · 11-04-2006 02:22PM

That horrible little troll yoda deserves to be used as a football for a few hours..teach him to mangle the english language i will!

KTRIC · 11-04-2006 02:30PM

Degsy wrote:

That horrible little troll yoda deserves to be used as a football for a few hours..teach him to mangle the english language i will!

Get your ass kicked you will, mmmm

BlitzKrieg · 11-04-2006 02:41PM

yoda wrote:

800 years old i am still f*ck you up i can

yousa gonna die!

What star wars character could you beat in a FISTFIGHT

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