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What star wars character could you beat in a FISTFIGHT

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  • #32
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Nonsense..punt him into the swamp i will!


  • #33
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I reckon I could beat up Chekhov. I'll show him where the nuclear wessel is!


  • #34
    Muckmagnet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Muckmagnet


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    I reckon I could beat up Chekhov. I'll show him where the nuclear wessel is!

    ......thats STAR TREK


  • #35
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Muckmagnet wrote:
    ......thats STAR TREK
    Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...

    Take it easy or as Obi Wan Kenobi once said "Live long and prosper!"


  • #36
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...

    :eek:

    *monkeyfudge dies in a hail of laser fire*


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  • #37
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Wertz wrote:
    :eek:

    *monkeyfudge dies in a hail of laser fire*
    'phaser'.... it's spelt 'phaser'


  • #38
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    Star Trek, Star Wars it's all the same...


    From the latest simpsons episode......

    Comic book guy : [greeting Richard Dean Anderson] "Of the four 'Star' Variations (Wars, Trek, Gate and Search) your show is easily my 3rd favourite"


  • #39
    Wolf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    'phaser'.... it's spelt 'phaser'

    Nerd! Its spelt Nerd! ;)

    As for which character.

    Well seen as Im so hard an all I'll take that monster that luke fights in Jaba's place in the pit. Just jump up bite him in the privates and don't let go. Or the great sarlak after a night on the piss, just jump in and defecate all over his insides, OWNED. ;):D


  • #40
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    On a slightly different note i reckon i'd let Princess leia beat the crap out of me..especially in that metal bikini *drool*


  • #41
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Dragan wrote:
    I don't know, i have reason to believe that without a lightsabre or laser gun of some kind most of them would be pretty weak!!!

    I can't recall any major fist fight scene's in any of the films so i reckon a semi skilled pugilist could have his merry way with most of them in a fight!!!!

    Now then, as for WHO i would love to put the stamp on,

    1) Young Anakin, man, he would SO get the back of my hand!
    2) Jar Jar - a body cast would be the start of his troubles!!!!

    Oh yeah, and despite having 4 arms and being made of metal Lord Grievous would be an easy win, his cardio and conditioning are terrible. Too many Johnie Blue behind the bike shed in school me thinks!!!


    Young anakin drives me nuts I'd love to drop kick him in the chest, also the older anakin is a piss ant and I'd love to club his brains out into a fine paste.

    Genreal Grievous is only in ill health cos Mace windu(sp?) crushes his metal chest using the force. Prior to his chest crushing he would have been the ultimate bad ass, four arms and 2 legs, there's no blockin that


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  • #42
    takethebiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    I reckon I could take on Vader....If I could convince him we're related (second cousin by marriage or whatever), he'd have one of his emotional breakdowns and start babblin like a bleedin baby (does psychological warfare count?).

    Would gladly have a fist fight with Lucas, but would prefer to shoot him in the head.


  • #43
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    takethebiscuit wrote:
    Would gladly have a fist fight with Lucas, but would prefer to shoot him in the head.
    Fighting Lucas would be hard. He doesn't have a neck so getting him in a headlock could be difficult.


  • #44
    takethebiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    It would be a kind of slippy bodylock then


  • #45
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    What would be the point in defeating Lucas...f*cker would just turn round and edit out that part and rewrite it so that he won...


  • #46
    takethebiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    It'd make me happy


  • #47
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Solo. Id fight Han Solo.


  • #48
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Jabba - easy on the knuckles


  • #49
    takethebiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    I wouldn't take on the Emperor though....he looks too much like a kiddie-fiddling priest <shudder>


  • #50
    K.O.Kiki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,095 ✭✭✭✭K.O.Kiki


    He's worse than that...
    benedictus16-emperor-sm.jpg

    Now, I imagine I could take on any Jedi in a fistfight. Hell, Jango Fett did it; what could possibly be so hard?
    Wouldn't get in a fight with a Sith, though - they'd cheat & force-choke you!:mad:


  • #51
    woody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭woody


    mountainyman wrote:
    Got the idea from oldrottenhat. [1]
    No blasters, No Light Sabers, No using the force
    So I reckon I could beat:
    Any Ewok
    Any Jawa

    Other than that I'm not too sure.

    MM

    [1] OK stole it from http://oldrottenhat.typepad.com

    I would love to batter an ewok for starters then kick Chewbacca in the Stones oh yes :D


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  • #52
    takethebiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    K.O.Kiki wrote:
    He's worse than that...
    benedictus16-emperor-sm.jpg

    That's uncanny


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