Project:help friend get laid

The_Minister · 06-03-2006 10:51pm

Fast_Mover wrote:

perhaps its the people you associate/socialise with and what their thoughts/opinions on 'being a virgin' was made you feel like being a virgin was the shittiest thing in the world..i dont think its a big deal at all and no one should ever feel under pressure to lose it..it should happen for the right reasons and when the person is ready!

You saw the 40 year old virgin didn't you.

Fast_Mover · 06-03-2006 10:54pm

Firespinner wrote:

You saw the 40 year old virgin didn't you.

believe it or not but i actually havnt..:D

im guessing it contradicted everything i just said in my last post ya..lol..

The_Minister · 06-03-2006 10:57pm

Actually it backs you up. Lets face it though, noone wants to be 30 and unplucked.

Fast_Mover · 06-03-2006 11:00pm

Firespinner wrote:

Lets face it though, noone wants to be 30 and unplucked.

ya sure-but the guys only 18!!..he still has another 12 years to be getting worried:D

So Glad · 06-03-2006 11:45pm

Lets get one thing straight. I'm not fat and definetly not ugly!

But seriously. Enough of the hilarious banter. It's not just easy to bring him to any pub and expect him to get laid because he is there. He'll have to learn the moves. Squats I think are the best ones.

Fast_Mover · 06-03-2006 11:50pm

So Glad wrote:

Lets get one thing straight. I'm not fat and definetly not ugly!

Ah let us be the judges of that:D

So Glad wrote:

But seriously. It's not just easy to bring him to any pub and expect him to get laid because he is there.

ya i think they're expecting the first girl that they see will put out with him..

Pigman II · 06-03-2006 11:54pm

BoozyBabe wrote:

:eek: With friends like you, who needs enemies!!!

Cmon he did say he was charming. Plus he's trying to get him laid!

OP, take your aesthetically challenged chum to the most darkly lit pub in your area and seat him next to the ugliest woman you can find in said pub. Add copious amounts of alcohol and then let nature take its course.

Sharza- · 07-03-2006 12:30am

How about you help your friend get laid, by helping him be good with women.

Us Men are lucky that our ability to pull women has very little (if at all with some women) to do with how we look, but guys dont get this, because we are guys and so we think like guys. We think, ohh that women is hot and I want to jump on her, so that must mean that women think the same way, and look around for guys who are hot and want to jump them. It doesnt work that way!

Your friend loosing weight would definetly help him with women, as it would probably increase his confidence. Other than that, in terms of appearence, all he has to do is keep himself "well groomed", in other words, have a shower everyday, keep your hair tidy (not mad styled, can be ott for alot of girls).

Everything else to do with picking up women is to do with attitude, body language and personality.

If you want more info, pm me. Just for once lads, take this advice. Mens looks have SOOO little to do with pulling women, infact sometimes if a guy is very good looking, it can make his "game" even harder, because any cocky joke makes him look like he's full of himself, which wouldnt happen to a guy who wasnt good looking.

elivsvonchiaing · 07-03-2006 12:31am

Fast_Mover wrote:

ya sure-but the guys only 18!!..he still has another 12 years to be getting worried:D

True but the first year is the worst! I know this so out of compassion I have registered: www.getchuckylayed.com

Vendetta · 07-03-2006 12:46am

I know a couple of places, all really similar. Music isnt great but defo try it out. A gym! theyre all over the place

Fast_Mover · 07-03-2006 1:21am

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

True but the first year is the worst! I know this so out of compassion I have registered: www.getchuckylayed.com

suppose i better register aswell..out compassion too obviously!!:D

Terry · 07-03-2006 1:38am

every once in a while i'll read a post and think 'wow. that person is a complete idiot/wanker. then i remember that i'm reading this on the internet and all is well again for a few hours.

OP, getting laid isn't the be all and end all of life. your friend will find love in due time , without your interference.

Fast_Mover · 07-03-2006 1:42am

julep wrote:

every once in a while i'll read a post and think 'wow. that person is a complete idiot/wanker. then i remember that i'm reading this on the internet and all is well again for a few hours.

your not reading your own posts by any chance:p,lol..

The_Minister · 07-03-2006 1:45pm

Vendetta wrote:

I know a couple of places, all really similar. Music isnt great but defo try it out. A gym! theyre all over the place

Maybe you should say the places?
He can't do a gym the OP said he was fat. Girls donn't like a guy who gets fits of the jiggles.

Kiera · 07-03-2006 2:18pm

There’s a girl on here who’d be up for it. Infact I hear she’s up for anything with a pulse. You’ll find her name in The Thunderdome.

Scraggs · 07-03-2006 2:21pm

ooh burn.. lol kiera

TerrorFirmer · 07-03-2006 2:23pm

Kiera wrote:

There’s a girl on here who’d be up for it. Infact I hear she’s up for anything with a pulse. You’ll find her name in The Thunderdome.

Taking Pigheads tactic of the third person I see....lol

Kiera · 07-03-2006 2:29pm

HavoK wrote:

Taking Pigheads tactic of the third person I see....lol

Now now HavoK, you know i'm a good girl!

Bosco84 · 07-03-2006 2:31pm

Find yourself a brothel, they can be found in Dublin!

scojones · 07-03-2006 2:49pm

If all else fails, ask yore ma or your sister. It's how the knackers get laid.

RotalicaV · 07-03-2006 2:57pm

Just look for a fat ugly girl, whos charming but **** with lads.

Kernel · 07-03-2006 4:42pm

mawk wrote:

i remember being a virign and thinking it was the ****tyest thing in the world. as though i was really missing out on something big. then it happened and ten minutes later your like

"oh.... well.... that wasnt worth the hype..."

Really?!? I thought it was great... best 28th birthday ever tbh!

LadyJ · 07-03-2006 4:46pm

Kernel wrote:

Really?!? I thought it was great... best 28th birthday ever tbh!

Just wait until your next birthday. It could last a whole 5 minutes!:p

Edit: Actually,maybe it's best not to push yourself. You are getting to a fragile age after all!

The_Minister · 07-03-2006 4:50pm

Bosco84 wrote:

Find yourself a brothel, they can be found in Dublin!

Expensive. And maybe not great for his self-confidence.

Kernel · 07-03-2006 4:51pm

LadyJ wrote:

Just wait until your next birthday. It could last a whole 5 minutes!:p

Edit: Actually,maybe it's best not to push yourself. You are getting to a fragile age after all!

Promises promises J!

And remember, the older the fiddle....

LadyJ · 07-03-2006 4:57pm

Kernel wrote:

Promises promises J!

And remember, the older the fiddle....

Ah K-man,you know I'm only teasing. Seriously though,I think it's really nice of you to start this thread for Pighead. You're a real friend.

Kernel · 07-03-2006 5:03pm

LadyJ wrote:

Ah K-man,you know I'm only teasing. Seriously though,I think it's really nice of you to start this thread for Pighead. You're a real friend.

I know, I had to lie about his age to throw people off the scent, but it's for his own good..

LadyJ · 07-03-2006 5:08pm

Kernel wrote:

I know, I had to lie about his age to throw people off the scent, but it's for his own good..

I know,having an imaginary girlfriend just isn't healthy.

The_Minister · 07-03-2006 5:40pm

Kiera wrote:

There’s a girl on here who’d be up for it. Infact I hear she’s up for anything with a pulse. You’ll find her name in The Thunderdome.

I went there a I think I know who you mean.Are you currently engaged in a duel?

Kiera · 07-03-2006 5:47pm

Firespinner wrote:

I went there a I think I know who you mean.Are you currently engaged in a duel?

Nah, its just some friendly banter.

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