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  • 06-03-2006 3:25pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Before any idiot asks this thread is not about me but about a friend. (He is on boards, so I need to keep this anon). Basically friend is fat, ugly but charming and has no talent with girls. He needs help but tbh i'm not great myself (but alot better than him). Does anyone know somewhere I can bring him where there are available girls. Sorta like bars and stuff? He's 18 so too old for the Wezz. Any thoughts.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭BoozyBabe


    Basically friend is fat, ugly but charming and has no talent with girls.

    :eek: With friends like you, who needs enemies!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Methinks a trip to amsterdam is in order


  • Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭Matches


    Ya bang out of order talking about your mate like that, why dont you shag him at least you will both get your oats then!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    There is a place.....it be called Slapper Faced Jacks..... oh sorry, Copper Face Jacks.

    May not be the nicest when talking about your mate, but at least you have ummmm his best interest at heart.

    Oh, I just hope his standards aren't too high, otherwise he could be disappointed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    What do you mean 'get laid' lol.. if he's just looking to kiss a load of girls in 1 night and get numbers - bring him to the usuals - redz, qbar, twentyone, boomerangs, coppers, etc.. wouldn't expect to 'get laid' the same night tho tbh with ya!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Rockstar*


    Not only is coppers the biggest kip(newsflash) but I dont see where everyone gets this "slapper face jacks" from...ive been there Id say only 5/6 times but its NEVER stood out to me that people were scoring all over the place ...In my opinion its just bull****,be honest lads if it really was as easy to score there as everyone says it is you'd be there every night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭chump


    Coppers doesn't compare on the kip scale to Boomerangs ...

    My advice would be to bring him to Amsterdam
    Or a cheapo holiday to the canaries or something similar :D
    Or else coppers, but I reckon he's too young
    Apparently on Monday nites, that place with the low ceiling, Redz, is a drunken youth haven, so it might be a good place to start.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    Oh yeah didn't read the bit about him being 18.. Coppers whenever I have been there was full of 25/26 year olds +

    Hmm 18.. Redz/Q/Twentyone(used to be Coyote) are probably the best..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Rockstar* wrote:
    Not only is coppers the biggest kip(newsflash) but I dont see where everyone gets this "slapper face jacks" from...ive been there Id say only 5/6 times but its NEVER stood out to me that people were scoring all over the place ...In my opinion its just bull****,be honest lads if it really was as easy to score there as everyone says it is you'd be there every night

    Agreed!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    All your mate needs to do is have a look at a certain known website and grab a few numbers from it and the rest is up to him :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 78,352 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    I don't think this is a PI. Moved to AH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Go to the Dam if you're that desperate.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nightwish wrote:
    Go to the Dam if you're that desperate.
    Because it is legal there or because you find the girls to have more talent?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    cos its legal there or if the guy aint picky there are loadsa girls in Tamangos mid-week or SlapperFace Jacks who'd love a go.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nightwish wrote:
    cos its legal there
    Was hoping for the other answer, but well, beggars can't be choosers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    I actually cant believe that this has been posted. I think you have been so shallow as to describe your friend like this. I have no doubt in my mind that he will be well capable of finding a girl that will like him for him, and hopefully not judge him on the awfull company he keeps. :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Heyes wrote:
    I actually cant believe that this has been posted. I think you have been so shallow as to describe your friend like this. I have no doubt in my mind that he will be well capable of finding a girl that will like him for him, and hopefully not judge him on the awfull company he keeps. :mad:

    Ah now, we dont know just how fat and ugly the poor chap is exactly. Dont be making rash comments like that without at least first witnessing the Shrek like qualities we are led to believe this chap has. ;):p


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    How is it shallow to call your friend fat and ugly?
    Its actually the EXACT opposite because despite these qualties he is friends with him AND wants to help him out.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sangre wrote:
    How is it shallow to call your friend fat and ugly?
    Its actually the EXACT opposite because despite these qualties he is friends with him AND wants to help him out.
    Indeed, I don't see him ditching his fat ugly (but charming) friend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    Heh, me and my mates all have a pledge that we'll do everything in our power to prevent our friend from getting laid. Don't ask me why, it was formulated over lunch and seemed like a great idea now we're honour bound to uphold it (til the end of August at least)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Indeed, I don't see him ditching his fat ugly (but charming) friend.

    Are you for real ?!!?!!... jes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Slurms wrote:
    Heh, me and my mates all have a pledge that we'll do everything in our power to prevent our friend from getting laid

    thats what best friends do, help prevent the infection of std's


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    uuuummm not to be the one thats looking at this in a wierd way but.....

    surely getting him laid by some slapper isnt the best goal..
    i mean yeah sex; fun, great, whatever, but is it not a better idea to try and find him an actual girlfriend as opposed to finding him a reason to get an sti check?

    i mean someone who actually likes him will make him feel much better than some skank who wont remember his name..

    or am i just getting old?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    mawk wrote:
    uuuummm not to be the one thats looking at this in a wierd way but.....

    surely getting him laid by some slapper isnt the best goal..
    i mean yeah sex; fun, great, whatever, but is it not a better idea to try and find him an actual girlfriend as opposed to finding him a reason to get an sti check?

    i mean someone who actually likes him will make him feel much better than some skank who wont remember his name..

    or am i just getting old?

    ya i agree with mawk!..surely as a friend you'd want that for him!

    ps:your not getting old..well unless 19 constitutes getting old these days which i hope not because that means im getting old too!!:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    The OP wants to remain anonymous and he can't do this on this forum so he probably can't answer. It should be moved back.
    Maybe his friend is fat and ugly and needs help. It could be that he needs a self-confidence lay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    I cant believe my "mate" actually put up this thread aobut me.



    and to think i wouldnt even ****ing find out?! :mad: :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    would you think id be right/presumptuous in thinking that his friend is a virgin?..surely he doesnt want to lose his virginity like that?..besides he's only 18..there is plenty of people on boards who lost their virginity when they in their 20's and it not a big deal at all!!
    Perhaps ye could help him lose weight and work on his charms with the ladies and find him a girl who likes him for who he is??

    perhaps im just getting old..:eek:mawk was right!!...:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    i remember being a virign and thinking it was the ****tyest thing in the world. as though i was really missing out on something big. then it happened and ten minutes later your like

    "oh.... well.... that wasnt worth the hype..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    mawk wrote:
    i remember being a virign and thinking it was the ****tyest thing in the world. as though i was really missing out on something big. then it happened and ten minutes later your like

    "oh.... well.... that wasnt worth the hype..."
    perhaps its the people you associate/socialise with and what their thoughts/opinions on 'being a virgin' was made you feel like being a virgin was the shittiest thing in the world..i dont think its a big deal at all and no one should ever feel under pressure to lose it..it should happen for the right reasons and when the person is ready!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    Fast_Mover wrote:
    perhaps its the people you associate/socialise with and what their thoughts/opinions on 'being a virgin' was made you feel like being a virgin was the shittiest thing in the world..i dont think its a big deal at all and no one should ever feel under pressure to lose it..it should happen for the right reasons and when the person is ready!


    it wasnt their fault it was just how i felt.. and believe me now i can see its not a big deal. in fact i wish i had waited longer. but enough about me

    back to slagging off our fine(ish) drinking establishments


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