Favourite Simpsons Quote

User45701

Amari Substantial Self-respect wrote:

Moe comes out with some great ones

''First it was Kid Gorgeous. Then Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And, finally, Kid Moe''

or else

Bart: your gay for Moleman!

Lisa: no Your gay for Moleman!

Bart: no Yooour gay for Moleman!

Moleman: Nobodies gay for moleman

hmm odd i thought i had seen every episode, are you sure its not

all the kids in the music room and they go round the room

bart likes ?
? he does not
uder likes lisa
Millhouse: he does not
everybody: millhouse likes lisa

Teacher: Nobody likes millhouse!

tbh

User45701 wrote:

hmm odd i thought i had seen every episode, are you sure its not

all the kids in the music room and they go round the room

bart likes ?
? he does not
uder likes lisa
Millhouse: he does not
everybody: millhouse likes lisa

Teacher: Nobody likes millhouse!

It was the Future-drama episode, GABF12 if I'm not mistaken.

*pushes glasses up nose*

http://www.lardlad.com/assets/quotes/season16/GABF12.shtml

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season16/drama1.mp3

aequinoctium

yeah, i saw it....that is to say, i seen it!

Thomas_S_Hunterson

It's gotta be the electric car quote for me, I don't know if it's been posted before

"Hello, i'm an electric car. I don't drive very fast or go very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're GAAAY."

Spud83

Dont think it has been posted so

Big brother representative: Now, Mr. Simpson, may I ask why you're here?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Ummm... revenge?
Homer's brain: Okay, that's it. I'm outta here.

/Homers brain leaves his body and slams the door on the way out./

00sully

too many to mention between seasons 4 and 10 but heres some goodies not mentioned yet!

Patterson: Sorry I'm late, (accusingly to Homer) somebody tampered with my brakes
Homer: Well, then you should have been early
Chief Wiggum: HA! HA! He got you there Ray
...
...
Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Homer: Well you better turn up your hearing aid, Pops!
Patterson: Pops? I'm only 2 years older than you.
Homer: Do we want old-man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
Patterson: WHAT BUTTON!? What the hell are you talking about?!
Homer: (mocking) Wha..wha..what button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?



Homer: I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Lisa: but you always tell us to apologize!
Homer: Yeah but Im secretly ashamed when you do, anyway, I think them garbage men are starting to crack.
Bart: I think you're starting to crack Homer
Home: Apologize for that remark!
Bart: No Way!
Homer: That A Boy!

Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me today.
Homer: That's not the way she tells it.

Radioactive Man (being drowned in acid): My EYES! the goggles do nothing

Steve_o

Apu: Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!!!!

Carl: Lenny - sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: Yeah, I think I'll send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!

Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

Dudess

Homer to Bart: Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

Homer on the phone to Smithers: I told you! I can't come into work today because my BABY beat me up!

tommyboy2222

Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of
parliament. [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to
report to you.
[Gus tends his swine]
Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way
to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake]
Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's
the good word?

Schism

At the end of an episode.

No dogs were harmed in the making of this episode. A cat got sick and someone shot a duck but thats it.

Bored-Stupid

Marge: Mr Burns said if you dont come into work tomorrow dont bother coming in Monday

Homer: Woohoo 4 day weekend

JBoyle4eva

Marge: How would you like it if 20 years from now people were laughing at what you did?

Bart: Not Likely

standbyme

Has anyone come across this site which is feckin hilarious!

Here's a few:

Homer: I do have a story about two other young marrieds. Now, the wife of this couple had an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.

Mrs. Krabappel: We need names.

Homer: Well, er, let's just call them, uh, "Mr. X" and "Mrs. Y." So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson."

Lisa: Look at the "wonders" of the computer age now.

Homer: Wonders Lisa? Or blunders?

Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.

Homer: Implied... Or implode?

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

:D:D


There are more but i couldnt stop laughing to type more

bobcat1968

McBain "I'm on the trail of Communist Nazis"

Troy McClure "As I said to Dolores Montenegro in Calling all quakers "Have it Your way baby"

Troy McClure" I can SIIIIIING"

bobcat1968

Homer "I thought the undercover cop was a prostitute"

Steak

Nelson: Hey, look how much money Skinner makes. $25,000 a year!

*the students say, "wow"*

Bart: *putting the numbers in a calculator* Let's see, he's 40 years old times 25 grand... whoa, he's a millionaire.

*the students sound impressed*

Skinner: I wasn't a principal when I was 1!

Nelson: Plus, in the summer, he paints houses.

Milhouse: He's a billionaire!

*the students say "wow" again*

Skinner: If I were a billionaire, why would I be living with my mother?

bobcat1968

And right at the end of that episode Skinner tied up in bag to hamster

"Now gnaw through my ball sack"

bobcat1968

After Skinner complains to Miss Krabapple that she has parked to close to him.

Miss K "Ahh go tell your Mother Seymour"

Skinner" Oh Don't worry She'll hear about this"

youcancallmeal

Homer - "Don't you hate pants?"

bobcat1968

Cant remember the exact dialalogue but it was from when Homer was been accepted into the Stonecutters and head Stonecutter said something like

"if you disclose the secrets of the Stone Cutters may your belly become bloated and your head stripped of all but 3 hairs"

Moe " Eh maybe we should change the Punishment"

bobcat1968

Professor Frink trying to gain the attention of fellow scientists who are talking amongst themselves.

"Scientists........Scientists.......PI IS EXACTLY 3!!!!!!!!"

Lots of hushing and my Gods

Frink "I'm sorry it had to come to that"

P.S Hank Azaria is KING!!!!!

bobcat1968

Does any one remember the episode where Lisa bluffed her way onto Kent Brockman's show by saying she was against proposed benefits for War widows.

Brockman to Camera "next a little girl who's against proposition 489"

Cue Homer at home watching the show "Mooching War Widows"

Mushy

Bit in Homer the Heretic, exact dialogue not perfect here for Lovejoy...

Rev. Lovejoy: And in other news, the furnace appears to be broken in here today

RAndom, unseen guy: Yeah, whats the story with that(in offensive tone!)

I love that one at the moment, so simple, but just brilliant at that

bobcat1968

For pure simplistic Homer genius who could forget those immortal words

"PURPLE IS A FRUIT"

kerry4sam

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Steve_o

Professor Frink, holding up a sign saying "the Tomfoolery of Prof. John Frink" and singing, 'Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think....then the show fades to the credits and he's saying "oh god no, c'mon" and such.....priceless....

gustavo

"A chilling vision of what lies ahead"

"Which if true , means certain doom for us all"

"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."


Kent Brockman:)

bobcat1968

Homer,Bart, Barney and Moe returning from a failed Deer hunt because Homer thinks Bart Shooting a Deer may stop him turning out Gay.

Moe "Lets go get get your other Kid,Whats his Name? Lisa. Get her to shoot a Deer and grow up a Man.

Homer "No She's a Vegatarian"

Moe"Gee Homer You and Marge aint Cousins are ya?"

Not 100 per cent accurate but a classic from a classic episode where Homer proclaims He likes his "Homosexuals Flaming"

Aldebaran

When Mr. Burns' train comes to a sudden stop and he looks out the window to see what the problem is, there's a crowd of people gathered around a couch on the line ahead

"Looks like some sort of a couch"

Gets me every time

callaway92

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

hehehaha:D:D:D