Favourite Simpsons Quote

Perrin

Does is the scene up on youtube on the Simpsons 138th Episode where troy goes "and what you've all be waiting for hardcore nudity " with the song shake shake shake in the backround?

victoriaa

homer - "i'm nature's greatest miracle"

Duzzie

Either Homer in the post office with an officious voice

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I beleive you have a letter for me"
Post office guy " Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name"
Homer: "I don't know"


Or Homer Marge and Lisa in the car looking for Bart. Homer hits an animal.

Homer: "Dohhhhh"
Lisa: "A dear"
Marge: "A female dear"

So many classic lines

lt_cmdr_worf

I think this is the best episode of the modern Simpsons era.

Ralph: (after steam engulfs the classroom) I have two kinds of wet in my pants.

Bart: If I help you, what are you gonna do to me?
Homer: Shower you with love, because this experience has taught me just how precious you are. (Bart pushes the car down) I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!! (Bart moves the car up, threatening to send Homer over the cliff) Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that; we have a special friendship. (car down) I'M GONNA DOUBLE KILL YOU!! THEN I'M GONNA BURY YOU IN A SHALLOW GRAVE!! THEN I'LL DIG YOU UP AND KILL YOU AGAIN!! THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF A SHALLOW GRAVE!! (car up) You sweet little angel, I'm (car down) GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SPIT (car up) down your adorable little neck, (car down) because I WANNA SMASH YOUR LITTLE STUPID HEAD!! (car up) I love you; we'll go on a fishing trip. (car down) BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON A SAW MILL AND PUNCH YOUR LITTLE FACE OUT!! THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO!!

Jimbo: Uh, I'm here for the, um...yard sale.
Marge: But that was yesterday.
Jimbo: Oh right, "yard sale".
Marge: What are you talking about?
Jimbo: Can I buy some pills?
Marge: Well, maybe someone else can help you, because I'm not a drug grocer. (closes door, then hears knocking) Oh, I'm out of drugs! See how much money I've made! (sees Chief Wiggum at the door) (gasp) Chief Wiggum! Uh, are you still with the police department?
Wiggum: Save it, Ma Peddle!
Lou: "Ma Peddle"?
Wiggum: It's a reference to Ma Kettle, the popular movie character from the '40s.
Lou: If you have to explain it, it's not good, Chief.

(inside Homer's head)
Fun Homer: Aw, Come on, Serious Homer, lemme out! We can get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs!
Serious Homer: (whacks Fun Homer with his gun) I'll kill you, the way I killed Intellectual Homer!


Homer: I'm going to take you to that camp, because I'm going to drive you there. (after learning Bart is on the no-fly list)
Bart: Yeah, that is a lot more fun than Vegas.
Homer: D'OHHHHHH!
(D'oh echoes to Moe's)
Carl: Oh, dang, Homer ain't comin'.
Nelson: Haw, haw!
Carl: And Nelson saw something funny!

Homer: Stupid horse, it's a deer crossing!

Crow71

Homer: Im Somewhere where i dont know where i am!!!

Homer to Patty and Selma: Time to take out the thrash but first Im going to have to ask you to leave

Hank Scorpio: Have you ever seen a man say goodbye to a pair of shoes before?
Homer: yeah, once

Homer: I hope you learned your lesson honey, never help anyone

SilkySmooth

Good episode on tonight.

The one where Sideshow Bob rigs the election. The conservative politician on KBBL is talking about Mayor Quimby calling him ''lying, cheating and illiterate''. Quimby is listening to him on the radio and says : ''Hey! I'm no longer illiterate!":D:D

JaneyMc

Homer : 'I'm a rageaholic! I'm addicted to rageahol!!!

rvd156

"If I could say a few words...I would be a better public speaker...." -Homer Simpson

XxlauraxX

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

XboxHero

1. Homer's trying to stop Kang and Kodos from being elected:

Homer: Those aliens make me want to VOMIT in terror!

2. Episode where Springfield Elementary is buried under snow:

Homer and Flanders in car that just crashed into something.
Flanders: I think we crashed into something
Homer: I hope it was Flanders [Laughs]
Flanders : [Frowns]
Homer: Oh.. nah you're okay.

3. 'Trilogy of Error':

Homer and Lisa eating really bad breakfast
Lisa: Don't worry I'll get us out of this.
Lisa: Hey dad, want to see my English project?
Homer: No Lisa, but I sure don't want to eat this crappy cereal [winking]

4. Homer:

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

5. More Homer:

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

6. Even more Homer:

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

7. And Lastly, Homer:

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!


You gotta love The Simpsons;)

Jam-Fly

Alarm salesman: But surely you can't put a price on your families' safety?
Homer: I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.

DazMarz

Maude Flanders: Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty The Klown: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

(nearly fainted laughing at that)

Jesus Wept

DazMarz wrote: »

Maude Flanders: Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty The Klown: Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

(nearly fainted laughing at that)

Jam-Fly

one from tonight, where Apu is having an affair with the squishee lady.

Squishee Lady: Oh Apu....Scratch n Win, scratch n win!
Apu: Ooohhh, that's good a-dul-ta-ree (adultary in Apu's Indian accent)

Jam-Fly

"Who would've thought reading and writing would have paid off!"

Sgt Hartman

Homer: You tried your best, and you failed miserably.The lesson is, never try.

norwegianwood

From that episode where the town divides into old and new springfield:
Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh?
Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?

connemara man

Reverend Lovejoy when bart and milhouse swap the hymn sheets

hhhhmmmm This sounds like rock and or roll.

Lobelia Overhill

(haven't read the whole thread)

"Hi, I'm Billy Corrigan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson. Smiling politely"

TheAlmightyZeus

Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

Queen-Mise

'Anything that takes 12 steps to get, isn't worth getting'.

Homer at the AA meeting, talking about getting a biscuit.

norwegianwood

TheAlmightyZeus wrote: »

Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

D'oeth!

donmeister

'I heard they shaved a gorilla'

TheAlmightyZeus

Little Ned: [barging in] Whee! I'm Dick Tracy! [hitting the other kids] Bang! Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that Dick...

Dr. Foster: Hey! Stop it at once!

-- "Hurricane Neddy"

im_invisible

its like... have any of you guys seen that movie TRON? -3D Homer


on golf course
Burns: use an open faced club, the sand wedge
Homer: mmmm open-faced club sandwich

EdgarAllenPoo

For some reason this just cracked me up today; Homer's living with Granmpa in the retirement home and it's medication time "the pink ones keep ya from screamin'".

donmeister

Okay I have another one of my all-time favorites,just seen it the other day.

Otto driving the retirement home bus to Vegas,has the rock music blaring. All the old people say to him 'keep it down'.

All of a sudden Otto turns around to them and says 'Hey,you old people better pipe down or I'll jam this bus into a river!'

Classic............:pac:

Indie18

Stupid sexy Flanders.

DARKIZE

Homer: "What can I do ? I'm just........(pauses and counts on fingers)....one man."


Lisa: "Its a rhetorical question dad."
Homer: "I see"
Lisa: "Do you even know what rhetorical means ?"
Homer: "Do I know what rhetorical means !"

norwegianwood

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Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned.