Favourite Simpsons Quote

KnifeWRENCH

Some classics from Kang & Kodos :D:D

"We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us."

Kang (as Bob Dole) : "Abortions for all."
Crowd : "BOOOO."
Kang: "Very well.....no abortions for anyone."
Crowd: "BOOOO."
Kang: "Hmm....Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."
Crowd: "YAY!!!"


"When I was young, I dreamed of being a baseball."

"We want to go forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom."

"I am looking forward to an orderly election, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath"

"Holy fleurking schnit!"

"Oh you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

"You will toil in our underground chocolate quarries"

"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons."

Lobster

Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me."

And

Ned Flanders after his house collapsed: "Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily.... They did their best.... Shoddilly-iddily-iddily-diddly... Gotta be nice.... hostility-ility-bility-dility- Aw, hell, diddly-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right?"

bobcat1968

Homer has stolen Moes Car to get Moe some cash through Insurance Fraud. Of course Home Boy messes up and ends up in Prison.

Moe visits Homer through the Prison Window and agrees to come clean to the cops. Homer pleads with him in a frightened voice.

"Hurry up Moe cos at 3 o clock They're taking us to something called THE EXCERCISE YARD..........THE EX CER CISE YARD"

Classic

bobcat1968

callaway92 wrote: »

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

hehehaha:D:D:D

Love Grandpa "I'm a Stone cutter"

daisy123

Arnie Pie: He's trying to jump the fence, now he realizes he's too fat… He's climbed into a pipe and he seems to be stuck, his legs are dangling in a comical fashion, oh! It's the saddest thing I've ever seen!
Kent: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
Arnie Pie: I can't see through metal Kent!!!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I've been starvin' 'em, teasin' 'em, singin' off key. May me ma mo, may moo ma may.

Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzawazzas".

bobcat1968

Mr Prime Minister!!!!..........ANDY!!!!!

Idu

didnt read back so apologies if posted before but worth another look anyway:

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Steve_o

"All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge" - Chief Wiggum

Sea Captain: Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
(boat sinks)
Sea Captain: Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin

Carl: Lenny - sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: Yeah, I think I'll send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night?
Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women

bobcat1968

Lisa "Dad is this one of these situations that would be resolved if you apologise?"

Homer" I never apologise Lisa, I'm Sorry but thats the way I am"

bobcat1968

"potato Man"

bobcat1968

Sea captain referring to Homer in Court after Homer sued His all you can eat Restaurant

"That Ain't No Man, thats a remorseless eating Machine"


Homer telling the Kids a Story.

"It was the time of the 100 year War, Or as it was knowing then, Operation Swift Accountability"

Simply Red

Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon

Brilliant:D

Bubs101

"Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon"

"Ahh, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before"

Steve_o

bobcat1968 wrote: »

"potato Man"

Where the hell have you been??

bobcat1968

DA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN......... I MEAN LEADER!!!!!

norwegianwood

Homer: I'll not stand for intolerance!:p

I can't believe no one's mentioned this one:
Comic Book Guy: These pants have been shredded by the Riddler!
Cleaner: No just your ass
Comic Book Guy: That's what I call my ass!

Grandpa: That raccoon stole my lamb chop!

Flanders:Homer you've met my parents
Homer: Not naked I haven't:D

bobcat1968

Hi I'm Troy McClure you might remember me from other educational videos like "Smoke yourself thin" Or "Get Confident Stupid"

Troy again " As I said to Dolores Montenegro in Callin all Quakers, Have it your way Baby"

Phil Hartman R.I.P

I CAN SIIIIIIIINNNGG!!!!!!!

bobcat1968

Monty " Smithers theres a Rocket in my Pocket"

I love Monty answering the phone " A Hi Hi"

Mackman

Dont know if these have been posted yet (couldnt manage to read through all 20 pages)

Homer - Oh anyone could miss Canada on a map, all tucked away down there

Yer one from Maison Deriere - Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer - I have mis-placed my pants

Pilot in helicopter going to Ichty and Scratchy Land - ...nothing can possibli go wrong.......possibly go wrong.....thats the first thing thats ever gone wrong

:pac::pac::pac: love the simpsons

FabulousGirl

Don't know if these have already been mentioned but they are some of my faves that come to mind...

Homer: The boot kicked Bart! It kicked him right in the butt!

Homer: The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!

Homer: Now give your new mother a kiss. KISS HER! (Pushes plant out the tree house) OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! Let's get our story straight - she tripped right?

Marge: Homer, I've found someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?
Marge: It's not Batman!

Hans Moleman: This is Hans Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.

Hans: I was saying Boo-urns.

(Santas Little Helper goes off for a run with George Bush)
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is Homer the cleverst thing you'll ever say and no one heard it.
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Purple is a fruit.

Homer: What is a wedding? Websters dictionary defines it as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

baby_blu

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

bobcat1968

VOTE QUIMBY!!!!!!!!

bobcat1968

"Oh Margey You came and you found me a Turkey,On my Vacation away from Worky"

randomchild

Man vs nature: the road to victory.

Umpire: Lets go over the rules:
get to first base, you drink a beer
score a point, you drink a beer
every odd inning, you drink a beer
4th inning is the beer inning...

Wiggum: Yeah, yeah, we've played softball before.

JBoyle4eva

(Family stays up late to view the Mr. Plow advert on a cheap TV channel)

Lisa: *Gasp* Look, everyone. It's our ad.
Homer: It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV

IanCurtis

You know what's great about you English? "Octopussy". Man, I must have seen that movie...twice!

Perrin

Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.

Slightly off topic does anyone know that recurring tune thats on the simpsons sometimes,I can think of three times they played it.
1.once where marge and homer are listening in the car listening to a cassette on about divorce "marraige on the rocks,always fighting sounds like you need........a divource" and then the tune plays.
2.when lisa and martin are modeling the new school uniforms,the grays ones,the tune is played in the backround.
3.when homer is waiting for his car to be fixed.

bania

Perrin wrote: »

Slightly off topic does anyone know that recurring tune thats on the simpsons sometimes,I can think of three times they played it.
1.once where marge and homer are listening in the car listening to a cassette on about divorce "marraige on the rocks,always fighting sounds like you need........a divource" and then the tune plays.
2.when lisa and martin are modeling the new school uniforms,the grays ones,the tune is played in the backround.
3.when homer is waiting for his car to be fixed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flea

Shacklebolt

Astro1996 wrote: »

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. - Homer Simpson

Marges response to this is even better:
"For the last time Homer will you stop reading that Ross Perot election pamphlet!"

JaneyMc

When Homer is smoking weed, for eye pain. He's talking to Marge in the hall and he walks off, and you can hear him shout

"WE HAVE A KITCHEN??????"