Finally it happened to me....

billy the squid

TIPPTOP wrote:

Self Abuse!!!!!

You'll All Go Blind........

Self Abuse!!!!!

You'll All Go Blind..............

not totally blind but the big letters come in handy now

well hope its the first of many azizel ..

azezil

Victor wrote:

I don't wish to intrude, Az, but what had you experienced to date? "Pleasureable feelings"? Did you orgasm during other sexual activity?

came close twice while fooling around with guys, but never orgasmed *Sniffles*

ferdi

man, the door has opened....now stock up on klenex

GuanYin

azezil wrote:

24 years, 24 long years and I’ve finally done it.

Tonight I had an idea, to take some pics in the shower (eh don’t ask), wanting to look my best I gave my john thomas few thugs, then something expected happened, I felt something I hadn’t felt before, so I kept going, all of a sudden I felt my legs turn to jelly, I thought I was going to collapse but kept going and…. Climaxed, that greatest feeling I’ve ever had, pure ecstasy.

Growing up I was very religious and thanks to my loving mother had a very negative attitude towards sex, that coupled with my sexuality which I didn’t want to face, I never seen the point or purpose to masturbation. I did try it from time to time, but never climaxed, have wet dreams from time to time so discounted anything being physically wrong.

So at last now, I guess 14 years since my first wet dream I feel secure enough about my appearance and my sexuality to physically express it. YaY *\o/* oh the down side, aw man i could have been doing that for 14 years :P

Thats what ya get for hanging out with teenagers

azezil

syke wrote:

Thats what ya get for hanging out with teenagers

greater moral and emotional support than i've ever receive from persons of my age and older...

heh and a very high sex drive :P

Bunnyefey

Pet wrote:

Who cares about her ASL, I've seen her pic, that's enough.

Ill take that as a compliment and run away with it.

And ELVISVONCHIANING............man you cracked me up. The weasel reference was great. I haven't done it like a weasel before, maybe like a monkey or bunny but never like a weasel. Hehe.

0utshined

Someone call a locksmith, he's been in there for 4 days and he won't come out.

Well done.

0.

elivsvonchiaing

azezil wrote:

came close twice while fooling around with guys, but never orgasmed *Sniffles*

Well from here, it has to get better... Soon you'll meet the right guy and you'll be at it like crazed-weazels!

[Glad you liked that Bunnyefey!]

Victor

0utshined wrote:

Someone call a locksmith, he's been in there for 4 days and he won't come out.

Az or the weasel?

Jpaulik

azezil wrote:

heh and a very high sex drive :P

Yet still unable to get you off. How does he feel about you telling the world that fact ?

azezil

if you'd read my replys you'd see it was because of him that i now *can*.

Nala

Um...well done Azezil!
Congrats!

Great isn't it!!!

[Preacher]

Wanker!

Congrats!

Moriarty

Hey look, it's az! (NSFW)



Much, much more right here.

Stark

Checked azezil's gaydar profile. Nope those pics he took aren't there yet

Pet

Stark wrote:

Checked azezil's gaydar profile. Nope those pics he took aren't there yet

Um, thanks for letting us know.

Zukustious

I can't believe it. I can never do it in the shower. It just doesn't work there for me. Well done like. That must've taken a huge effort.

Stark

Yeah same for me, I'd actually have to turn off the water if I was to do it!

I remember my first ejaculation, my voice broke immediately after it

There were a few years when I had a psychological block like azezil though which prevented me from ejaculating when I masturbated. Didn't think I was missing much at the time, used to just think "what's the point of doing it on your own?". Then one day I did it by accident like azezil and was like "ah...".

moridin

Victor wrote:

Az or the weasel?

He's called Lemmiwinks, isn't he?

LegacyUser

anyone watch the panel last night? was in fits when george the rugby guy talkin about his bad "three lamp post days"

Pet

fool-jaws wrote:

anyone watch the panel last night? was in fits when george the rugby guy talkin about his bad "three lamp post days"

Didn't see it, explain.

Beruthiel

keep it on 'topic' ladies
B

GuanYin

Beruthiel wrote:

keep it on 'topic' ladies
B

Not to question your modding, but I kinda preferred their topic to the topic of Sean's Hand Shandies.

Nala

Ok...whoever gave me a bad rep for my "feminazi rants"-what are you on about?

I congratulated Azezil and said ****'s great, big deal????

spooiirt!!

Once you pop, you just cant stop. I mean REALLY cant stop!

narommy

I hope that this isn't viewed trolling but.............Would any ladies out there like to detail their early experiences

azezil

lol

oh and yes gawd dammit i can't stop >_< *fap* *fap*

Nala

narommy wrote:

I hope that this isn't viewed trolling but.............Would any ladies out there like to detail their early experiences

Uh...it was like they say in the Pringles ads, put it like that!

PS cheers for the good reps lads!

Praetorian

azezil wrote:

Yes indeed, I've been talking about it on and off with some close friends for the past few months, talking only gets you so far.

I've been dating a guy for 2 months now, I've talked about it with him, he's been very supportive, with his help I've become more confident and relaxed with sex and my sexuality.


heh see above

Fair play Az, your like that black guy from that movie I can't remember the name of, who has been shagging since he was 14, but only had his first **** when he reached twenty something.

Never look back, only look forward

Naos

Praetorian wrote:

Fair play Az, your like that black guy from that movie I can't remember the name of, who has been shagging since he was 14, but only had his first **** when he reached twenty something.

Never look back, only look forward

:eek: