Finally it happened to me....

azezil

24 years, 24 long years and I’ve finally done it.

Tonight I had an idea, to take some pics in the shower (eh don’t ask), wanting to look my best I gave my john thomas few thugs, then something expected happened, I felt something I hadn’t felt before, so I kept going, all of a sudden I felt my legs turn to jelly, I thought I was going to collapse but kept going and…. Climaxed, that greatest feeling I’ve ever had, pure ecstasy.

Growing up I was very religious and thanks to my loving mother had a very negative attitude towards sex, that coupled with my sexuality which I didn’t want to face, I never seen the point or purpose to masturbation. I did try it from time to time, but never climaxed, have wet dreams from time to time so discounted anything being physically wrong.

So at last now, I guess 14 years since my first wet dream I feel secure enough about my appearance and my sexuality to physically express it. YaY *\o/* oh the down side, aw man i could have been doing that for 14 years :P

angeldelight

lmao....congrats

seamus

Um...thanks for that az. I'm scarred. For the rest of my days.

Guy:Incognito

well done, itll open up a whole new world for you.

Boberto

Woohoo!! Congrats bai
Methinks that's the rest of your evening planned!
Glad it finally happened!

damnyanks

Once you pop you just cant stop

Naos

haha nice one man.. this the first time? u never had male partners ??

azezil

oh i've had plenty of partners, they tried and tried but because i felt so self consious nothing ever came of it

tman

note to self; stop reading PI before bed. its the cheese of boards.ie

weemcd

yo becoming a man

Lainey

damnyanks wrote:

Once you pop you just cant stop

hehe..

oh ye, well done.. keep it up

Draupnir

if this is honestly the first time youve ejaculated my friend, then I feel both sorry for you, yet extremely envious of you.

congrats azezil

elivsvonchiaing

You should start wearing pyjamas again - just so you can wake up suddenly and shatter them

Victor

You mean all those times you faked it! :eek:

wheels of ire

Come again?
What exactly did the thug do to your John Thomas in the shower?

Calibos

Does this mean Azezil is going to want to be a giver rather than a taker now?? Backs against the wall boys!! :D Only joking m8! :D Congrats!

Pet

Cute AND innocent! Aww, you're precious. *Edit* so you aren't a virgin, but this was your first ejaculation..at 24? :eek:

Also, this business of taking pictures of yourself in the shower..?? For someone else eh?

KilOit

wtf? :eek:

d@rk l0rd

Better late than never!! Congrats on discovering one of the few pleasures in life that's still free. Keep tugging away!!

keu

now all you have to do is fugure out how to pleasure women. (or men is thats your preference..its hard to tell these days)

MadsL

wheels of ire wrote:

Come again?

mmmmmnnnnyesss, I suspect he will.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it was his first time having a **** you.... words fail me.

hcvti

I guess that is a Load off of your Mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SantaHoe

Gud mudder a' jeyasus :eek:
For a minute there I thought someone had hijacked your account and was taking the píss.
Ye poor deprived fella
You've got a lot of catching up to do, call in sick to work... stay in bed for the week and tell people you have the flu.
Amazing the power the mind has over the body all the same.
Congrats on overcuming that hurdle. (groan) <--- omg a 2nd unintentional pun!

Agent Smith

i'm lost for words..........



eh, well done i guess...

Victor

hcvti wrote:

I guess that is a Load off of your Mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now he just needs to clean a load of the side of the shower.

azezil

Mordeth wrote:

it was his first time having a **** you.... words fail me.

no, first time to climax having a ****...

Beruthiel

what in gods name were you drinking/smoking last night Az?! :eek:
and why have you posted it here when the forums of L/G/B, After Hours, Humanities and Prison are here for your posting pleasure.
I understand that this is a Personal Issue for you....
but
what is your question?!


congrats on reaching the dizzying heights of pulling off btw

Naos

Beruthiel leave the man. Its a personal issue of his. Why must life be defined as a question, why cant we just live it?

skywalker

i have a question. what is a wet dream. this is not a troll. i never knew and have always wanted to ask.

Civilian_Target

lol! This thead is classic. I wonder where Azezil left his account logged in....