dury duty???!!!!?!??

RobertFoster

just wear a sock puppet, make it nod along to their questions. when asked to remove it, ask your hand if it's cold.

pork99

Originally posted by RobertFoster
just wear a sock puppet, make it nod along to their questions. when asked to remove it, ask your hand if it's cold.

and/or bring your collection of singing potatoes

Nike_Dude

Say you're a law student and you feel that your superior knowledge of the law means that you may in some way influence the rest of the jury and hence prejudice the trial or else tell them you have holidays/ self employed or some other sob story like that

pork99

Originally posted by Nike_Dude
Say you're a law student and you feel that your superior knowledge of the law means that you may in some way influence the rest of the jury and hence prejudice the trial

or that Jesus has already revealed to you who is guilty

MrBigglesworth

I got called up when I was on the dole, forgot all about it, went into the courthouse on the day I thought was the day and was told I was late by about a week.
Got into a nice chat with the court guard, he rang upstairs and told me they would "sort it out", and I would nae be fined or re-called. Yipee!!

Victor

Originally posted by flogen
so do they check if your unemployed? I wouldnt mind getting it and fooling them into thinking I have a job so they pay me..

You get paid by your employer.