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A haiku I'd like to share.

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    #62
    Roller Toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭Roller Toaster


    It's on the Trek board.
    Many stars will be there like-
    Nana Visitor.


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    #63
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Which is be quite soon?
    That doesn't make any sense.
    Autumn winter spring.


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    #64
    Roller Toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭Roller Toaster


    "Will" I meant to say
    It was a keyboard mistake.
    I failed to spot it.


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    #65
    Kai
    Registered Users Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Kai


    Originally posted by Roller Toaster
    "The man became a tree and his life became a forest"

    The man became a woman, and now her name is doris.


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    #66
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is the life, eh?
    To read Boards and listen to
    Rattamahatta.


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    #67
    Roller Toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭Roller Toaster


    Well it's now Sunday-
    Tomorrow my exams start.
    Please wish me some luck :)


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    #68
    ColinM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    You don't need good luck!
    You'll do well in your exams
    from intelligence!


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    #69
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No exams for me!
    My education's winter,
    I'm a graduate.


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    #70
    ColinM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭ColinM


    A small addendum:
    Intelligence is no good
    without some study!


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    #71
    Roller Toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭Roller Toaster


    How much is enough?
    Now I feel almost ready.
    Only time will tell.


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    #72
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So how did you do?
    Full of curiosity
    Like a young spring lamb.


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    #73
    Roller Toaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭Roller Toaster


    They are not back yet.
    It will be some time I think-
    Fingers are well crossed.


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    #74
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My house is too cold!
    And I'm too poor to buy oil.
    Brr, and suchandsuch.


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    #75
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    low temperatures
    are suitable for housing
    armies of undead


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    #76
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then it is settled.
    I shall have to kill myself
    And become a lich.


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    #77
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    your voice makes me weak
    dreams once again awakened
    my pencil writing


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    #78
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    What's a lich, Sarky?
    A teacher's lich? endlessly
    Fawning and smiling?


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    #79
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    Seriously, what's a lich? New word to me. Is it one of those vampire-novel words?


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    #80
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    This thread has a lot of piss taking in it...but I am bringing it back to life to see if we can get some genuine haiku's posted ;)


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    #81
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users Posts: 31,098 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Raise My Head, Rub Eyes
    Searching For A Distraction
    Sigh, Back To Study.


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    #82
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users Posts: 31,098 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Quick, Guilty Brushing
    "Yesch Schweacher Isch Quisch Niche...Aghh"
    Trip To The Dentist


    (Yes Weather Is Quite Nice...Aghh)


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    #83
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    this spool of thread
    its uses neverending
    now, a shyte jumper


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    #84
    elvenscout742
    Closed Accounts Posts: 206 ✭✭elvenscout742


    Some jokes are boring;
    Haiku jokes even moreso -
    Especially this.


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    #85
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Summer comes slowly
    bringing life into my soul
    why is it raining


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    #86
    stevejazzx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    the spring is long past
    but summers yet to arrive
    and winter comes fast


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    #87
    stevejazzx
    Registered Users Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    people post haikus
    on boards dot ie daily
    most of them rubbish


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    #88
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    you coo, i coo coo
    spring brings the cuckoo to you
    he coos and we lose.


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    #89
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And it arises!
    Will it rise like summer sun,
    Or hungover drunk?


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