A haiku I'd like to share.

Sarky · 03-10-2003 7:28pm

I have heard Satan:
His chill voice sounds a bit like
Justin Timberlake.

ColinM · 03-10-2003 7:49pm

Hi Guys,
you know I was thinking that there wasn't any toilet humour on this thread yet, so again, in an effort to balance things up, I give you this:

The morning started
with a hefty Guinness poo -
six pounds eight ounces.

It may seem more relevant in the morning though.

Roller Toaster · 06-10-2003 11:13pm

Damn you ColinM.
For your toilet humour post
but I like your style.

ColinM · 07-10-2003 7:35am

Thanks Rollertoaster -
most clever of you indeed,
replying in verse!

Sarky · 07-10-2003 6:46pm

Much haiku writing
can only come from this thread
What have we begun?

Roller Toaster · 07-10-2003 7:38pm

The future is bleak-
This never ending cycle
Of endless haikus.

Sarky · 19-10-2003 12:29pm

My mood's wint'ry cold:
Sunday brings with it despair.
The offie is closed.

joseph brand · 20-10-2003 9:55pm

quote:

Originally posted by Talliesin
To express yourself in seventeen syllables is very diffic
-- Spike Milligan

What a man. I feel like roffling.

Brilliant.

pickarooney · 20-10-2003 10:34pm

This Japanese crap
Is it the best you can do?
All a load of shi'e

No, seriously
What exactly is the point?
It's right over my head

Like rainclouds in Spring
Or a fancy bowler hat
Somewhere in between?

who would like to write,
a combination of styles,
l33t h4xx0r h41ku5?

Now I'm thinking of
a bunch of yo' momma jokes
in this quaint stylee

Yo momma so fat
she fell down and broke her leg
and gravy came out!

Roller Toaster · 27-10-2003 2:34am

That's nice what you did,
A long string of great haikus.
My mom is quite fat.

Doctor J · 28-10-2003 11:53am

Curry and Fried Rice?
I don't bloody think so, man
I axed for noodles

Roller Toaster · 28-10-2003 12:44pm

I hate Halloween,
It's such a commercial time.
It's all for the shops.

Doctor J · 28-10-2003 1:08pm

I love Halloween
The Corpses and Murderers
Both dripping with Gore

Sarky · 28-10-2003 1:09pm

But Lo! Hold your scorn!
It lets some folk live their dreams,
dressing up in drag.

Doctor J · 28-10-2003 4:03pm

There's nothing like death
to clean the mind of victims
drawing their last breath

Roller Toaster · 28-10-2003 5:05pm

Buddhist religion
Teaches us of the rebirth-
So then theres no death.

Doctor J · 28-10-2003 5:42pm

How many Buddhists
Have returned from the cold grave?
I'll tell you now, none.

Roller Toaster · 28-10-2003 10:02pm

They take a new form-
Often as an animal.
And thus say hi.

Doctor J · 29-10-2003 10:21am

The form that they take
is that of a rotting corpse
like the rest of us

Roller Toaster · 29-10-2003 1:15pm

Some adore corpses
But there is a word for that-
Necrophilia

Doctor J · 29-10-2003 1:42pm

There are groups out there
If you want to love the dead
who can help you live

Roller Toaster · 29-10-2003 1:50pm

Those groups aren't legal
I have no urge to join them.
I hope you're the same.

Doctor J · 29-10-2003 3:45pm

You must really wait
Until the flesh is colder
Then you may proceed

ColinM · 30-10-2003 7:11pm

Wow! Totally Class!
I'm just back from holidays,
catching up a bit.

Roller Toaster · 30-10-2003 7:21pm

Welcome back Colin.
May I ask where you travelled?
I hope you liked it.

ColinM · 30-10-2003 7:31pm

I'm just back from Spain -
It rained quite a lot there too!
Cheers Rollertoaster.

Roller Toaster · 30-10-2003 8:42pm

I planned a French trip.
But there was an accident
And now I can't go.

Sarky · 04-11-2003 6:06pm

That's very bad news.
My heart goes out to you, with
Huggles aplenty.

Roller Toaster · 04-11-2003 7:35pm

Things are better now-
I still have the Star Trek trip.
Which will be quite soon.

Sarky · 05-11-2003 3:25pm

A Star Trek con, eh?
Hoping to meet the actors?
Mmm, Seven Of Nine...:)

A haiku I'd like to share.

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