Random Survey

ven0m · 18-01-2005 6:09pm #1

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

8: What was the last website you visited?

9: What are you wearing?

10: Did you dream last night?

11: When did you last laugh?

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

13: Seen anything weird lately?

14: What is the last film you saw?

15: Give a Random answer.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

19: Do you like to dance?

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

::: ven0mous :::

alleepally · 18-01-2005 6:26pm

Love this thread

ven0m wrote:

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

their bank balances but on the performances in the

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Cushion of seat next to me

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

the weakest link

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

4.45

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

5.21

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Television and the wind

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 1 hour ago, filling the car up with petrol

8: What was the last website you visited?

digiweb.ie

9: What are you wearing?

Clothes!

10: Did you dream last night?

Yes

11: When did you last laugh?

This afternoon

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

Cream

13: Seen anything weird lately?

not particularly.

14: What is the last film you saw?

Shawshank Redemption

15: Give a Random answer.

The square root of 144

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A house

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I am easily rattled

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Put a super tax on the super wealthy and redistribute it to those in need.

19: Do you like to dance?

NO

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Sinead, Caroline or Grace

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Conor

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yep

::: ven0mous :::

simu · 18-01-2005 6:35pm

1. imreas, strife is in store for him (H.); | chum ainchinn ort, do not frighten the

2. computer screen

3. a few minutes of some afternoon show on RTÉ 1

4. 14:45

5. 17:38

6. Water machine, people typing

7. about an hour and a half ago, was going to buy biros

8. boards, hotmail

9. blue jeans, black boots, black cardigan, silk top, jewellery

10. most likely but I don't remember

11. yesterday

12. white

13. Yes - People acting like zombies at the bus station yesterday

14. Ferris Bewler's Day Off

15. Turnips

16. Breakfast

17. I had a kiwi at breakfast time

18. Have healthy democracy in every country

19. Sometimes

20. Sibéal

21. Parthalán (ha ha!)

22. Yes

steveland? · 18-01-2005 6:42pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

cout << celcius;

(it's a C++ book)

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Wash basket

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

ER last night

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

half five

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

twenty to six.. not too shabby

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

danzig - am i demon

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Witnness, camping

8: What was the last website you visited?

apart from this, aaroadwatch

9: What are you wearing?

black tshirt, black trousers, black shoes, black socks

10: Did you dream last night?

I don't remember any dreams from last night

11: When did you last laugh?

At someone in college who couldn't eat properly

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

cream

13: Seen anything weird lately?

team america... that was pretty weird

14: What is the last film you saw?

team america

15: Give a Random answer.

banana phone

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

a fender telecaster

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

i hate the internet's addictive affects

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

George Bush.... I think this'll be a popular answer

19: Do you like to dance?

No.... god no... but i do it anyway... but only when im drunk

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Purple

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Microsoft

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Naah

joe. · 18-01-2005 6:48pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
the practicability of placing and compaction the mix, and maintaining consistency throughout the job.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
computer screen

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
new

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6.20

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5.47

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
chemical brothers and dinner sizzling

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1.40pm. going back to college

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.hattrick.org

9: What are you wearing?
clothes

10: Did you dream last night?
yes

11: When did you last laugh?
about an hour ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
blue

13: Seen anything weird lately?
all the time

14: What is the last film you saw?
scum

15: Give a Random answer.
whatever

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a car

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
that i am intelligent

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make it more warmer in Ireland

19: Do you like to dance?
when drunk

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
mary!!!!!!

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Joe

22: Would you ever consider living abroad? yes

irlirishkev · 18-01-2005 6:50pm

1: station WMPS, Neal had a lucrative sideline regularly promoting schoolhouse hops within a 200 mile radius of Memphis.

2: The wall. The grey wall, with some phone numbers on it?

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ferris Bueller for about 15minutes.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
about 5.45pm

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5.45pm.. booyah!

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Couple of the lads behind me saying goodbye

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this morning on my way to work.

8: What was the last website you visited?
before boards? www.elvis-collectors.com

9: What are you wearing?
Jeans, t-shirt, pair of runners, underwear :rolleyes:

10: Did you dream last night?
can't remember if I did or not

11: When did you last laugh?
Talking about the state of the changing rooms in Westwood Gym with one of the lads in work.. about 15 mins ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Grey

13: Seen anything weird lately?
no, but I've seen the sexy lady cleaner on my floor.. hubba hubba!

14: What is the last film you saw?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

15: Give a Random answer.
17

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Honda S2000

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm one HAIRY Mutherfukker!

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd try to do something about Religion. it causes too many problems.

19: Do you like to dance?
Do I like to dance!!???? I invented dancing! My mates call me 'Dancing Kev'.. give me a dancefloor and some funky beats, and stand back people!!!!

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Marie

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
James

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes I would. But I love it here..

K.

Maximilian · 18-01-2005 6:52pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

DeaR DiarY, WhErE HaS Mindy gOne.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Hair. ewww...

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mindy in Apt. 12. Doing her Ironing as usual. (hello Mindy)

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

Eleven O'Clock

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

Good lord, 5:41.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The voices again.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

1st October 1998. Hiding the body.

8: What was the last website you visited?

www.chainsaws.com

9: What are you wearing?

cling film. sweat bands.

10: Did you dream last night?

yes. Always the furry hovercraft. always.

11: When did you last laugh?

1st October 1998.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

Zebra. With a hint of cerise.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

My reflection. I need to remove the bandages.

14: What is the last film you saw?

Mindy: Vol. 12

15: Give a Random answer.

KILL M.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

Platinum Spade.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I am good with children. Oh yes.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

line investigative journalists up against a wall and slash, flay.

19: Do you like to dance?

Yes, with wigs and my mangina.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Mindy.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Mindy.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

I may have to shortly.

embee · 18-01-2005 6:54pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"the list of foreign borrowings introduced over the past two centuries is near endless" - from "The Meaning Of Everything - The Story Of The Oxford English Dictionary" by Simon Winchester.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The staircase.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sky Sports News.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
Quarter to six.

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
Ten to six - not too far off

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The television, traffic outside and my Dad cooking in the kitchen.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier on today, I went up to my grannys house.

8: What was the last website you visited?
http://www.aib.ie

9: What are you wearing?
Brown cords, a navy Korn hoodie and black trainers.

10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, and it was vaguely sexual.

11: When did you last laugh?
A few hours ago. My aunt was here tearing strips out of a woman she met for the first time today, and she has a great way of describing people.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Magnolia, I do believe.

13: Seen anything weird lately?
An old lady with a face full of white whiskers.

14: What is the last film you saw?
I watched Panic Room on Sky the other night. Its a load of crap.

15: Give a Random answer.
Custard.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I was born on a Saturday.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would patch up the hole in the ozone layer.

19: Do you like to dance?
Absolutely.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Amelie.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Drew.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe for a few months, but not forever.

ApeXaviour · 18-01-2005 7:06pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
-of each quantum particle following a unique, even through unknown,

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
moniter (is this not the same for everyone)

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Poker

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6ish

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
17.55

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
About 20 people around me talking, and girls outside making annoyingly posh quasi-laughing noises

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking from the lecture theatre to go get tea.

8: What was the last website you visited?
O2 to send a webtext to ask my mate if she was coming to japanese class tonight

9: What are you wearing?
Long-sleeve t-shirt, jeans, thundercats belt buckle

10: Did you dream last night?
Yeah think so but don't remember.

11: When did you last laugh?
bout 30 mins ago. Something someone said about a running up&down stairs and buying snacks competition being in the olympics. You had to be there.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white

13: Seen anything weird lately?
erm.. red beer, quite nice actually

14: What is the last film you saw?
no-idea

15: Give a Random answer.
slartibartfast

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Dutasteride aka Avodart. I suggest you google it.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I like tomboyish women

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
It's sappy I know, but remove war and all forms of lethal fighting all-together

19: Do you like to dance?
Only when piddleyeyed

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Sadbh or Yuki

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Some mad irish name that nobody can pronounce

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hell yes!

azezil · 18-01-2005 7:21pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
my books don't go that far

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
i'm not sure but its sticky O_O

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
the real ghost busters

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6:17pm

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6:15pm

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
vacuum cleaner, people talking

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2:30, was going to the shop for lunch

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.o2.ie

9: What are you wearing?
jeans, tight top, thong

10: Did you dream last night?
yes... woke up in a mess

11: When did you last laugh?
um bout an hour ago at a stupid customer

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
lime / yellow

13: Seen anything weird lately?
a mouse eating a cat

14: What is the last film you saw?
donnie darko, in spanish, i was very confused

15: Give a Random answer.
i like to touch myself

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
toilet roll, double quilted!

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
is there anything?? em... i'm not even remotely tickleish

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
manditory diets for all

19: Do you like to dance?
dancing queen baby *\o/*

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
OMG!!

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
as above

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
nope...

CathyMoran · 18-01-2005 7:23pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"Platonic Mathematical world in the physical world - that I am allowing" from "The Road to Reality" by Rodger Penrose

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
books

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
news

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6.15

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6.14

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking in the door

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.vodafone.ie

9: What are you wearing?
Nightie and dressing gown

10: Did you dream last night?
Nothing/don't remember

11: When did you last laugh?
Last night with my mum

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Magnolia yellow

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Shooting star - beautiful

14: What is the last film you saw?
On TV - Resident Evil, in cinema - Lemony Sniket...

15: Give a Random answer.
Bluebirds

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Would wait - a house for my parents and give money to charity

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have size 7 feet

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Stop world hunger

19: Do you like to dance?
Yes - if badly

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Deirdre

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Sean

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes - but only if I could commute home on a regular basis - would love to live in Paris

The_Conductor · 18-01-2005 7:31pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
buses will arrive every 7 minutes between the hours of 10AM and 7PM

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My fish tank

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6.30PM

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6.20PM

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Aoife typing and playing with her toes

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
4.30PM to catch the bus home

8: What was the last website you visited?
http://news.bbc.co.uk

9: What are you wearing?
black clothes

10: Did you dream last night?
Yes

11: When did you last laugh?
too long ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
cream

13: Seen anything weird lately?
my next door neighbours laundry

14: What is the last film you saw?
Richard Attenborough's visit to Everest

15: Give a Random answer.
screw you

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
fresh milk for my coffee in the morning

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I like to sleep, doh! everyone knew that one.....

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
abolish politicians

19: Do you like to dance?
eh, no.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Deirdre

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Sean

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
What- is it included in the decentralisation options- awwwwww!!!

Skellington · 18-01-2005 7:32pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
sex addicts may crave the petide phenylethylamine,that might be triggered by danger

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
my boxer pup, moe

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
fists of the north star

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
18:40

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
18:32

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
song called bob, by rancid

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
30 minutes ago to feed my dogs

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.aerlingus.ie

9: What are you wearing?
snickers work clothes

10: Did you dream last night?
yep

11: When did you last laugh?
2 minutes ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
blue

13: Seen anything weird lately?
a junkie kicking another junkie(i love working in ballyfermot)

14: What is the last film you saw?
team america

15: Give a Random answer.
i hate cheesecake

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a house

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i'm unable to cry(botched facelift)

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make everything equal

19: Do you like to dance?
when i'm drunk

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
molly

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
jim

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes

Blisterman · 18-01-2005 7:40pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Architechtural Plans Are drawn to Mechanical or Architectural Scale.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't remember, I haven't watched TV in 2 weeks

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
6.24

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6.32

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Siren, traffic

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going to buy second hand vinyl.

8: What was the last website you visited?
That weird notpron puzzle

9: What are you wearing?
Oxegen T shirt and Jeans

10: Did you dream last night?

Not that I can remember

11: When did you last laugh?
This morning in class.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
White

13: Seen anything weird lately?
That Notpron site. Also a south african issue of Mad Magazine.

14: What is the last film you saw?
Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom

15: Give a Random answer.
Banana Phone

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Probebly go crazy ordering stuff off amazon.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
My second toe is longer than my big toe on each foot

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Bring Europe and America closer together(literally, so it would be as expensive to fly there.

19: Do you like to dance?
Yeah, if I like the music. And other people are dancing.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jenny

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Richy Junior

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Already do!

Pet · 18-01-2005 7:43pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"division, which results in the production of daughter cells" (some biology book)

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The floppy disk drive on my PC.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Coronation St. or some other such ****e with my mother

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
1835

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1837, I have an excellent sense of time.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
RTE news on TV in the kitchen, father attempting to cook dinner

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about two hours ago, to feed cats and dogs.

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.csc.tcd.ie/~durns

9: What are you wearing?
Blue jeans, an incubus t-shirt and a fleece

10: Did you dream last night?
No.

11: When did you last laugh?
This morning, cat slipped off windowsill.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Various shades of green and gold (wallpaper)

13: Seen anything weird lately?
The bone on my finger when i cut it open.

14: What is the last film you saw?
Resident Evil on C4 on saturday night.

15: Give a Random answer.
Introspection.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A boat.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have very fast reflexes.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Eliminate religion, it's the cause of most wars.

19: Do you like to dance?
Only when I'm stocious.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Niamh.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
James.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definitely. Don't like this country much.

Blisterman · 18-01-2005 7:43pm

Wow weird, someone else gave the same random answer as me. I didn't read anyone elses answers, before I did it.

Nala · 18-01-2005 7:58pm

ven0m wrote:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

"her, when the time came to open the parachute and enjoy"

ven0m wrote:

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Monitor.

ven0m wrote:

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Probably some crap on MTV.

ven0m wrote:

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

6:45

ven0m wrote:

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

6:54

ven0m wrote:

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Myself typing.

ven0m wrote:

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning, to let the cat in.

ven0m wrote:

8: What was the last website you visited?

Hotmail.com

ven0m wrote:

9: What are you wearing?

Dressing gown+PJ's.

ven0m wrote:

10: Did you dream last night?

Nope.

ven0m wrote:

11: When did you last laugh?

A few minutes ago.

ven0m wrote:

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

Peach.

ven0m wrote:

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Not really.

ven0m wrote:

14: What is the last film you saw?

In the cinema? Finding Neverland.

ven0m wrote:

15: Give a Random answer.

int nala = math.Random();

ven0m wrote:

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A big house with loads of land and a St Bernard.

ven0m wrote:

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I shot JR.

ven0m wrote:

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I don't know.

ven0m wrote:

19: Do you like to dance?

When I'm drunk, cos then I neither know nor care anout how **** I am!

ven0m wrote:

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Sophie or Sienna. (NOT asfter Sienna Miller!).

ven0m wrote:

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Fiachra or Martin. Or Matt.

ven0m wrote:

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Dunno.

tSubh Dearg · 18-01-2005 7:58pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says: "perils and dangers of this night;"

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
soft blanket

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SG1

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
18:30

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
18:57

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv, the radio in the kitchen and my mum moving about

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About half an hour ago, getting off the bus

8: What was the last website you visited?
gmail.com

9: What are you wearing?
warm skirt and jumper

10: Did you dream last night?
don't remember any

11: When did you last laugh?
early today at a joke my friend told

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
yellow

13: Seen anything weird lately?
yet another old lady with a beard

14: What is the last film you saw?
Shaolin Soccer - bizarre

15: Give a Random answer.
fish

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
shoes!

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Ban ra-ra skirts for eternity

19: Do you like to dance?
Most of the time.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Ellinor

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Michael Henrick

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes

orangerooster · 18-01-2005 8:04pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

He tried to arrange the bricks into two stacks so he could see out the window,

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Monitor

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Battlestar Galactica.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

18:45

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

18:54

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Friend practising piano.

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Letting a cat in.

8: What was the last website you visited?

vodafone.ie

9: What are you wearing?

jeans and t-shirt.

10: Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11: When did you last laugh?

About ten seconds ago-am listening to a billy conolly cd.

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

Blue.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

Yes, a dog running into a bin and trying to carry it away.

14: What is the last film you
saw?

Team America.

15: Give a Random answer.

Clams.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

Drug boat.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I talk about buying catfood in my sleep when drunk.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make us all equal and legalise things like drugs,abortion,gay marriage etc.

19: Do you like to dance?

No.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Abby.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Ray.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

Repli · 18-01-2005 8:35pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
int b = 8 ;

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a chair

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
x- files this morning

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7.30pm

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7.17pm

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
someone moving a chair

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
coming back to college from the pub, 1 hour ago

8: What was the last website you visited?
o2.ie

9: What are you wearing?
jeans, black runners, blue shirt, navy top

10: Did you dream last night?
no

11: When did you last laugh?
5 mins

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white

13: Seen anything weird lately?
no

14: What is the last film you saw?
austin powers 1

15: Give a Random answer.
blehehehheheh woookabakalakowaha

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
lexus gs

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i hate surveys

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
sunny weather all year around everywhere

19: Do you like to dance?
sometimes

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Rebecca

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Justin

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nope

Kidd · 18-01-2005 8:38pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

int b = 8;

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

computer screen

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Simpsons

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

half 7

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

half 7

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

People talking and typing

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

bout an hour ago, smoking

8: What was the last website you visited?

Yahoo email

9: What are you wearing?

Jeans, runners, t-shirt and a jumper

10: Did you dream last night?

Yup

11: When did you last laugh?

about 10 minutes ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

White

13: Seen anything weird lately?

I saw in the paper yesterday that Colin Farrel is being sued by this phone sex girl for standing her up.

14: What is the last film you saw?

Dunno the name of it. It was about this guy who survived his own execution and could predict the future.

15: Give a Random answer.

Linux kicks ass

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

Stephens green, then I'd dig it up for the laugh.

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I used to be in a band

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Take back the North

19: Do you like to dance?

Not really

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Rebecca

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

The hulk

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah for a year or two but not forever.

FatherTed · 18-01-2005 8:39pm

My answers:

ven0m wrote:

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately....

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A picture drawn by my daughter

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:24pmEST

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
2:35pmEST

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone yapping on the phone

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning when I came to work

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.ussoccer.com

9: What are you wearing?
Brown cordurays, tan shirt.

10: Did you dream last night?
probably, cant remember

11: When did you last laugh?
This morning at my son

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Tan

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24

14: What is the last film you saw?
Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)

15: Give a Random answer.
No

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
DeLorian car

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I feel a coldsore coming on

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everyone more holidays/vacations

19: Do you like to dance?
yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Caitlin

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Justin

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I am

::: ven0mous :::

herobear · 18-01-2005 8:45pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Wayne.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
deodarant

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
friends

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7:50

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7:39

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
complete silence

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about an hour ago, walking dogs

8: What was the last website you visited?
before boards.ie. deathball.net

9: What are you wearing?
clothes, thanks for asking, specifically my velvet revolver shirt and others

10: Did you dream last night?
probably

11: When did you last laugh?
last night

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
magnolia

13: Seen anything weird lately?
the movie, natural born killers

14: What is the last film you saw?
see above

15: Give a Random answer.
potato

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
my parents house for them

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
im half-greek but i was born in dublin

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
(fake answer) legalise crime. (real answer) destroy globalisation, among other things

19: Do you like to dance?
depends on what im dancing to

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
amy

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
nathan

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes, and i have several times

FatherTed · 18-01-2005 8:46pm

My answers:

ven0m wrote:

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately....

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A picture drawn by my daughter

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:34pmEST

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
2:35pmEST

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone yapping on the phone

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning when I came to work

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.ussoccer.com

9: What are you wearing?
Brown cordurays, tan shirt.

10: Did you dream last night?
probably, cant remember

11: When did you last laugh?
This morning at my son

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Tan

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24

14: What is the last film you saw?
Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)

15: Give a Random answer.
No

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
DeLorian car

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I feel a coldsore coming on

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everyone more holidays/vacations

19: Do you like to dance?
yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Caitlin

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Justin

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I am

FatherTed · 18-01-2005 8:48pm

My answers:

1. "Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately...."
2: A picture drawn by my daughter
3: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)
4: 2:34pmEST
5: 2:35pmEST
6: Someone yapping on the phone
7: This morning when I came to work
8: www.ussoccer.com
9: Brown cordurays, tan shirt.
10: probably, cant remember
11: This morning at my son
12: Tan
13: Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24
14: Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)
15: No
16: DeLorian car
17: I feel a coldsore coming on
18: Give everyone more holidays/vacations
19: yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though
20: Caitlin
21: Justin
22: I am

Matthewthebig · 18-01-2005 8:57pm

here ya go

ven0m wrote:

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
the river, by the old diving pool with its mossy brick wall,

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
screen

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7.43

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7.55

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the radio

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
was walking home

8: What was the last website you visited?
boards

9: What are you wearing?
my uniform

10: Did you dream last night?
no

11: When did you last laugh?
earlier

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
sky blue

13: Seen anything weird lately?
no

14: What is the last film you saw?
not sure

15: Give a Random answer.
bleep

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a bose sound system

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i lived in turkey

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no Stds

19: Do you like to dance?
yeah

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
orla

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
john

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
no

::: ven0mous :::

herobear · 18-01-2005 9:00pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Wayne.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
deodarant

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
friends

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7:50

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7:39

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
complete silence

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about an hour ago, walking dogs

8: What was the last website you visited?
before boards.ie. deathball.net

9: What are you wearing?
clothes, thanks for asking, specifically my velvet revolver shirt and others

10: Did you dream last night?
probably

11: When did you last laugh?
last night

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
magnolia

13: Seen anything weird lately?
the movie, natural born killers

14: What is the last film you saw?
see above

15: Give a Random answer.
potato

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
my parents house for them

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
im half-greek but i was born in dublin

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
(fake answer) legalise crime. (real answer) destroy globalisation, among other things

19: Do you like to dance?
depends on what im dancing to

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
amy

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
nathan

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes, and i have several times

FatherTed · 18-01-2005 9:03pm

My answers:

1. "Tablespaces can be taken offline immediately...."
2: A picture drawn by my daughter
3: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (last night)
4: 2:34pmEST
5: 2:35pmEST
6: Someone yapping on the phone
7: This morning when I came to work
8: www.ussoccer.com
9: Brown cordurays, tan shirt.
10: probably, cant remember
11: This morning at my son
12: Tan
13: Yeah, pic of Diego Maradona: http://msn.foxsports.com/pgStory?contentId=2333268&pageNumber=24
14: Jungle Book 2 (with my kids)
15: No
16: DeLorian car
17: I feel a coldsore coming on
18: Give everyone more holidays/vacations
19: yeah, but I'm bad at it, doesnt stop me though
20: Caitlin
21: Justin
22: I am

gonker · 18-01-2005 9:14pm

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:

allowing prompt and efficient service.

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

Music stand

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Emmerdale

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

7.15

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

7.23

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

tv

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

going into town at 4:30

8: What was the last website you visited?

boards
9: What are you wearing?

jeans and t-shirt.

10: Did you dream last night?

dont remember

11: When did you last laugh?

dunno

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?

orangey yellow

13: Seen anything weird lately?

no

14: What is the last film you
saw?

Butterfly Effect

15: Give a Random answer.

yes

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

yes

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

I can touch my nose with my tongue

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

boring i know peace to all
19: Do you like to dance?

yes
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Jenny

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

andrew

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

rmacm · 18-01-2005 9:15pm

ven0m wrote:

Thought I'd share a random survey I got sent - thought it could get some mileage in After Hours:

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Isaacs's enrolement card and copies down her personal details

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Laptop screen

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
RTE News at 1

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
19:15

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
20:17

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music - Rammstein

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 18:00 - goint to PC World with a housemate

8: What was the last website you visited?
www.slashdot.org

9: What are you wearing?
Jeans, jumper and fleece (its cold)

10: Did you dream last night?
Haven't a clue (if I did I don't remember)

11: When did you last laugh?
About 15 minutes ago

12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
White

13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yes

14: What is the last film you saw?
Die Hard 3

15: Give a Random answer.
No

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A new laptop

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I like classical music

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Eliminate religious fundamentalism

19: Do you like to dance?
Yes

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Laura

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
John

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes

::: ven0mous :::

Cheers Rory

Killaqueen!!! · 18-01-2005 9:53pm

1. "I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was crowding you."

2: A wall

3: Family Guy

4: Um...8:30?

5: 8:50

6: Tv...German tv...:-S

7: Um...when I got home from school...bout 4:00pm..wow thats ages ago...and it was snowing!!

8: http://www.queenzone.com

9: Jeans, a top, and a pink hoody-jumper thing!

10: 'Course.

11: I laughed a couple of minutes ago, at some people on Queenzone.com

12: White

13: Nope.

14: Phantom of the opera...why I dont know....

15: Give a Random answer.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

19: Do you like to dance?

20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?

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