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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"Colombian on-loading crew as to timetables, codenames," (from Cosmic Banditos: A Contrabandistas Quest For The Meaning Of Life by A.C. Weisbecker)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
my wooly hat
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
news
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
22.30pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
22.29pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
server fans
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
walking from the bus to work where i am now
8: What was the last website you visited?
amazon.co.uk
9: What are you wearing?
jeans, the remains of a pair of runners,jumper, coat
10: Did you dream last night?
probably
11: When did you last laugh?
cant remember
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
my feet sliding forward on an icy path this morning as the wind blew me forwards
14: What is the last film you saw?
collateral (not bad, wierd end though)
15: Give a Random answer.
not unless you give a random question
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
ganja , skins, a lighter and guinness
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know
ive given up the booze indefinatley
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make it so that good people dont die young or suffer
19: Do you like to dance?
NO
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
squidface
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
daisy
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
spent the last ten years considering it , maybe next year0 -
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1.Grab the book nearest to you,turn to page 18,find line 4,write down what it says:
"Where is Waldo now?"
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.What do you touch first?
That invisible bird from the Fantastic Four.She does not look amused.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A TV Programme
4.WITHOUT LOOKING guess what time it is:
I looked
5.Now look at the Clock;what is the actual time?
11
6.With the exception of the computer,what can you hear?
Music-Mercy Drive
7.When did you last step outside?What were you doing?
A couple of weeks ago.I was visiting a bank in Belfast to..um..borrow some money
8.What was the last website you visited?
HowtoDisposeofWhiteTransitVans.com
9.What are you wearing?
Hey,dinner and a movie before I go there!
10.Did you dream last night?
Maybe
11.When did you last laugh?
Ha Ha Ha!What a question!
12.What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Grey
13.Seen anything weird lately?
I just groped the Inviisble lady.Does that count?
14.What is the last film you saw?
Hollow man the other night I think.How ironic.
15.Give a random answer.
Arse biscuits!
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy first?
The hand in marriage of a female multi-billionaire.
17.Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have hairy toes.
18.If you could change one thing about the world,regardless of guilt or politics,what would you do?
We can all change the world if we want to.Most of us just aren't bothered.
19.Do you like to dance?
Doesn't everybody?
20.Imagine your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
Amanda Hug n'Kiss
21.Imagine your child is a boy.What do you call him?
Hugh Jass.
22.Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"I'd recommend it," Marsden said. He had a nasty look in his eyes.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
PC Case
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Stargate SG-1
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11.05pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11.16pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A light switch
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
7am. Went to the airport
8: What was the last website you visited?
mail.yahoo.com
9: What are you wearing?
T-Shirt, Jeans
10: Did you dream last night?
Don't know
11: When did you last laugh?
Today
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Yellow
13: Seen anything weird lately?
No
14: What is the last film you saw?
Resident Evil
15: Give a Random answer.
Orange
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A pint
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
Thats a secret
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Abolish organised religion
19: Do you like to dance?
No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jennifer
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
David
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
The cusp, or edge, of the first house is where an astrologer would place your rising sign.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Infront of me, the pc screen, left of me...nothing
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7pm
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
7:15pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
cars driving down the street...the sounds of my fingers on the keys :P
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
at 5:30pm, I let the dogs outside
8: What was the last website you visited?
Yahoo to check my mail...then boards to fill in this thingy :P
9: What are you wearing?
a sleevless mock turtle neck, red and black pants
10: Did you dream last night?
I dream every night, duh
11: When did you last laugh?
about 15 minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
off-white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
hmmm, now that u mention it....no, not latley
14: What is the last film you saw?
White Noise
15: Give a Random answer.
a random answer
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a plane ticket far far away
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
well, that would defeat the purpose of them not knowing wouldnt it? pfffft :P
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
wow, thats a tough one...I would reverse time so that the guy who shot John Lennon got hit by a bus before he could cross the street to John.
19: Do you like to dance?
yes, generally to Salsa or Merengue music though
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Cecilia Francesca Evanthia (yes that is one name)
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Either the name of the father or, Cathal since I like that name.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"See, Laura? You won't change everything around like"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Wardrobe
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
00:56??? awe, five mins out at 00:51...
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
oops...
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Silence..... Can one hear silence? hmmmm.....
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last Saturday, to go out...
8: What was the last website you visited?
That stupid god site some twat posted a few mins ago...
9: What are you wearing?
T-shirt, jeans, socks, and my spiffy space invaders slippers that flashed when i walked til i they broke and just flashed constantly so i ripped them out.... the left slipper makes the sound of a bomb falling and exploding! i'm praying that one doesnt break in a similar fashion.... but the little ships glow in the dark!! Sorry.....
10: Did you dream last night?
No
11: When did you last laugh?
At the off.... no wait, at the thread about beating down five year olds, such is my sense of humour!
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Cream
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A tooth extraction....
14: What is the last film you saw?
EVP. terrible.
15: Give a Random answer.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row dum dum dum, big ones small ones some the size of your head.....
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm circumsised(sp?). many people also dont want to know that!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Buttfu(k George Bush and record the stupid words that come out of his mouth!
19: Do you like to dance?
No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Willow
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Alexander
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably...
Well that was fun, and enlghtening, but too long for people to want to read me thinks...
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
Mathematics - Higher Level
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Irish rugby jersey.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Office Space
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
02:15am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:53am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At aout 11:50pm on Tuesday... I was running around to Tesco to see if they had my phone which I lost.
8: What was the last website you visited?
Ars Technica
9: What are you wearing?
Boots, black slacks, white tee shirt, navy Canterbury hoodie.
10: Did you dream last night?
I'm sure I did, I can't remember though.
11: When did you last laugh?
About 2.5 hours ago.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Yellow?
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Seen a side of myself I've never seen before...
14: What is the last film you saw?
Cinema: Team America, at home: Office Space
15: Give a Random answer.
John.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have a mole on my 2nd toe on my right foot.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make life more fair.
19: Do you like to dance?
Yes, although I suck.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Becky
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Dermo
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
So here are a few tongue-in-cheek comments to keep the game in our thoughts. (pc gamer, couldn'y find a book
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2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
program list sheet on the wall (i'm at work)
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
desperate wives i think, haven't watched tv in a while
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11 o' clock
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:52
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the heater fan and traffic
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this morning, going to work
8: What was the last website you visited?
apart from boards, cs-ireland.com
9: What are you wearing?
brown boots, black socks, boxers, dark cream combats, grey polo neck and a black jumper
10: Did you dream last night?
yeah, i had the cast of father ted in a bar and i was making them do impressions and stuff
11: When did you last laugh?
last night when i downloaded an mp3 of some guy who calls up valve support number cause he has a problem with counterstrike retail and he's not getting anywhere with them, so he eventually has a breakdown, and finally tells them the problem he's having, that it wont aim, he keeps dying! (ie. blaming the product for his total lack of l33tz0r sk1llz)
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
this survey bout tops it
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team america: puppet porn
15: Give a Random answer.
maybe, but im not 100%
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a computer capable of playing unreal3 as if it were tetris
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
i actually CAN cook, but i dont want to
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
id move it a couple o' hundred miles closer the sun, bloody cold today
19: Do you like to dance?
no
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
leela
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
fry
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"As the weeks go by, you might want to switch to the other plan"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Sachet of hot chocolate, yum!
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Dom Joly's new show on BBC1
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11.40pm ish
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11.35pm, very close!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The tv and my tummy rumbling
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Bout 7pm coming home from a tough day of shopping
8: What was the last website you visited?
Hotmail
9: What are you wearing?
Clothes
10: Did you dream last night?
Yep I did. Not gonna tell you what it was about though!
11: When did you last laugh?
Dont think i've laughed today which is weird! Ive giggled but not laughed. Feck.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Pink
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A grown man jumping into a puddle on purpose in town today and totally splashing himself and laughing out really loud to himself. Twas quite funny to see!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America: F.uck Yeah!
15: Give a Random answer.
Pooper Scooper
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
mmm, probably a car even though I cant drive yet. Actually i'd probably pay off my Mams mortgage first, then a car etc
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
A have 13 toes and 3 nipples. (just kidding,honest!)
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make sure people like Pol Pot, Hitler etc were never born.
19: Do you like to dance?
It has been known...
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Phoebe
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Phelim
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
There's actually no books in this room!
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
the monitor
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I haven't watched TV in about 3 weeks! Probably the Simpsons.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
12.10am
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12.25am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My iPod, playing Stemage's Lower Norfair theme.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I got off the 49 on the way home from work this evening.
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://www.samus.co.uk
9: What are you wearing?
rainbow coloured jumper, black cords, black skate shoes
10: Did you dream last night?
nope
11: When did you last laugh?
at something on IRC about 10 minutes ago
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
yellow
13: Seen anything weird lately?
yeah, seeing that I wasn't scheduled to work on Sunday!
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America: World Police
15: Give a Random answer.
Pai?
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A really good new computer...I'm a nerd.
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I have a bruise on my eyelid from sparring that only I seem to be able to notice.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End hunger.
19: Do you like to dance?
Not really, I'm a really bad dancer.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Lauren. I have no idea why, I just like the name. Though Syth is convinced it'd be Samus...
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Haven't a clue. Possibly James.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
(Just as it is) important to organize information in logically accessible ways in a user (interface,...)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Movie: Fade to Black
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
00:35 (wow - only 3 mins out!)
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
00:38
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV in background
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last stepped outside at about 10:30 - to go to work
8: What was the last website you visited?
boards.us
9: What are you wearing?
My work clothes!
10: Did you dream last night?
Had some kinda weird dream - just can't remember it!
11: When did you last laugh?
About 10 mins ago, can't remember post.
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Lime white
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Saw myself in mirror this morning
14: What is the last film you saw?
Fade to Black
15: Give a Random answer.
I seem unable to this... je90t5tfe#5
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
My life back - would kill the mortgage straight away
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I secretly want to visit Iceland
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Develop a cheap hypersonic aircraft and a cure for jet-lag
19: Do you like to dance?
No. But if you're a good looking female that want's me to I'm prepared to make an a$$ of myself
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Jezobel
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Legion (I like biblical names )
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Been there done that! (Tbh - would consider it again - we'll see if the port tunnel delivers)0 -
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
of becoming a Dad again?
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
armrest on the nearest chair
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The curse of the Jade Scorpion - Some movie on Sky 307
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
02.21
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
eek! 02.35
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The aforementioned film on the TV
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
10.50pm, to lock the car!
8: What was the last website you visited?
http://twentymajor.blogspot.com/ <<< quite funny!
9: What are you wearing?
Nothing baby! Yeah!
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I'm not telling
11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago at one of the earlier replies to this thread
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
A Kilkenny Senior Footballer in Freshford!
14: What is the last film you saw?
White Noise - freaky!
15: Give a Random answer.
47
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A pint to celebrate! Then a new car to drive to Dublin to collect the winnings!
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I fart ALOT!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Increase the land mass of Ireland
19: Do you like to dance?
Nope, are you mad!
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Lisa
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
John
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
perusal, he would give his final pronouncement: 'no such word,
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Window blinds
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Premiership
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
10
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:05
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The filter in the aquarium
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
three hours ago, to get Supermacs
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.big-boys.com
9: What are you wearing?
tee-shirt, Hoodie, tracksuit bottoms
10: Did you dream last night?
Can't remember
11: When did you last laugh?
Yesterday
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
Light Green
13: Seen anything weird lately?
no
14: What is the last film you saw?
Team America
15: Give a Random answer.
RANDOM
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A house in the country
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm male, bet ye didn't know that...
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make America disappear
19: Do you like to dance?
in a nightclub, yes.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Christine
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
David Jr.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says: down to her heels, she would not have let the pup go.' 'O
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
glass. Formerly filled with coke. I preferred it that way.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
music channels... can't remember what EXACTLY...
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
23:41
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
23:52
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
absolutely nothing
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
gettin the bus back from town.
8: What was the last website you visited?
www.penny-arcade.com
9: What are you wearing?
usual cr@p.
10: Did you dream last night?
nah, didn't get any sleep
11: When did you last laugh?
about 20mins ago, at my gf (i'm going to hell...)
12: What color is on the wall of the room you are in?
cream
13: Seen anything weird lately?
define "weird"...
14: What is the last film you saw?
*TEAM AMERICA*: World Police... f**king ACE
15: Give a Random answer.
blue nads
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Arsenal FC
17: Tell something about yourself that many people don't know.
I'm a published (but unpaid) poet
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Give everyone equal opportunity - doesn't mean handing ppl everythin on a plate, just means giving them the chance to live a normal life. So many ppl don't get the chance.
19: Do you like to dance?
Hell NO (but my gf does, so I'm forced occasionally)
20: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Tanya
21: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Tobias (Toby) / Nicholas (Nicky)/ Henry, I haven't decided yet...
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I've wanted to go back to London ever since I got here, 15 years ago. Nothing has changed. I wanna go home.
Cheers, that was a bit of fun
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